Definitions by QuacksO
It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant
How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
fishing tackle
What you hafta do if da finned creature you hook is so big dat you cannot simply reel it in normally, and so you are obliged to "get physical" in subduing it once you land it onto the shore.
Catching a tuna or marlin may involve a major fishing tackle, but if you snag a large flying fish, you may hafta resort to a "flying tackle" to get it into your larder.
fishing tackle by QuacksO January 4, 2020
flashbaccy
I find that going to the checkout counter of a convenience-store is too flashbaccy with all the cigarette-pocks they have on display behind the counter, so I avoid going there if at all possible.
flashbaccy by QuacksO January 4, 2020
menaceillin
I try to stay out of dangerous situations, but I always heed my instincts, so I wouldn't want my built-in "fight or flight" tendencies to be dulled at all, so I think I'll pass on getting any menaceillin shots.
menaceillin by QuacksO January 4, 2020
shopping-cart sidle
Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.
Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.
shopping-cart sidle by QuacksO January 3, 2020
phewberty
Da age-range of forty-plus when male-hormonal/gastronomical changes cause many guys to begin releasing copious amounts of highly-odiferous methane out of their butt-trumpets.