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During Anish Kippur, hardware stores and home-improvement outlets have windfall sales of "black market" paint.
by QuacksO January 25, 2023
Get the Anish Kippur mug.A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.
Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the local ordnance mug.A supposedly-justifying/forgiving argument regarding a disputed action/event dat you claim occurred due to your not having da sharpest hearing capabilities.
During embarrassing questioning by da press, Prez Reagan often claimed to be hard-of-hearing --- or dat da noisy helicopter made it impossible for him to make out what da reporters were asking him --- yet he seemed to hear more-desirable queries, statements, or remarks just fine, so I'm not sure how valid a deafense this was!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the deafense mug.Refers to any dumba** statements dat claim dat waferboard is a viable building-material... we all know dat it just falls apart within a short time, especially if it gets wet a lot.
OSB.S. can also loosely refer to da inferior material itself, or to any carpentry-work/creations dat utilize it.
by QuacksO May 21, 2019
Get the OSB.S. mug.Litigious golfer, after getting whacked with a golf ball: You hit me with your ball --- I'm gonna sue you for three million dollars!
Fellow golfer: Well, I actually yelled, "Fore!", sir.
Litigious golfer, thinking he's gonna be even more "foretunate" than he'd initially expected: Okay, I'll take that amount instead.
Fellow golfer: Well, I actually yelled, "Fore!", sir.
Litigious golfer, thinking he's gonna be even more "foretunate" than he'd initially expected: Okay, I'll take that amount instead.
by QuacksO May 9, 2022
Get the foretunate mug.Denotes a "big city" locale where everyone engages in da classic "hockey on horseback" sport right out in da streets.
Perhaps there'd be less frenetic "galloping about" in a metropolotan area if a large plot of land was set aside for a community park where da equestrian riders could go to play their favorite game, resulting in quieter streets and clearer throughways and thus allowing for more serene and uneventful commuting around da business and residential sectors of said urban area.
by QuacksO October 14, 2025
Get the metropolotan mug.A recovery program for assisting people in returning to work after a relaxing vacation, which has caused them to become so accustomed to an easy/pleasant lifestyle that they have literally forgotten how to perform labor.
Tronald Dump has never done a lick of real work in his life, so I seriously doubt that vacational rehabilitation would work very well for him in learning to be a proper president, since he has never known how to do anything honest/useful to begin with.
by QuacksO August 26, 2018
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