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Definitions by QuacksO

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

fishing tackle

What you hafta do if da finned creature you hook is so big dat you cannot simply reel it in normally, and so you are obliged to "get physical" in subduing it once you land it onto the shore.
Catching a tuna or marlin may involve a major fishing tackle, but if you snag a large flying fish, you may hafta resort to a "flying tackle" to get it into your larder.
fishing tackle by QuacksO January 4, 2020

flashbaccy

Causing unpleasant "re-living" memories of when you used to smoke, sniff, or chaw.
I find that going to the checkout counter of a convenience-store is too flashbaccy with all the cigarette-pocks they have on display behind the counter, so I avoid going there if at all possible.
flashbaccy by QuacksO January 4, 2020

menaceillin 

An antibiotic that helps you be more "immune" to sinister/threatening people and situations.
I try to stay out of dangerous situations, but I always heed my instincts, so I wouldn't want my built-in "fight or flight" tendencies to be dulled at all, so I think I'll pass on getting any menaceillin shots.
menaceillin by QuacksO January 4, 2020

shopping-cart sidle 

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.
Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.
shopping-cart sidle by QuacksO January 3, 2020

unanamous 

Where both of your grandmothers agree on something.
Toddler: I sooooo didn't wanna go to the dentist for my toothache, so I asked for a second opinion. Mom and Dad obligingly called their mothers over to hear my tearful pleas for mercy, but they unanamously agreed with my parents.
unanamous by QuacksO January 3, 2020

phewberty 

Da age-range of forty-plus when male-hormonal/gastronomical changes cause many guys to begin releasing copious amounts of highly-odiferous methane out of their butt-trumpets.
Dat infamous "National Baked Bean Month speech" dude doesn't appear to be much over 35, yet he is already having a major display of phewberty during said monologue.
phewberty by QuacksO January 2, 2020