diluted embrace

Refers to a group-hug that you give to both a person of the opposite gender whom you like very much and his/her main squeeze; the theory is that this will reduce the chance of said significant other's feeling jealous or "left out", the way he/she might feel if you merely hugged your "target" person "individually".
Initially administering a diluted embrace does not necessarily mean that you are forfeiting your option to give your opposite-gender friend a "separate" hug at some point during your period of visiting with the pair of lovers; often, this "communal arms-around" can merely be the first of at least two such warm embraces; it can just be what you do as a "hello; so nice to see you" greeting when you first bump into the couple. After you all have finished exchanging friendly small talk or whatever else the three of you choose to share during that particular meeting, you probably can then give each of the two people an "individual" hug to say goodbye, which of course will allow you to cuddle up to your "target" person "exclusively" for a moment after all; extra points if this time you make sure to embrace the person's significant other first --- i.e., before you clasp your "target" person --- so that he/she will not have to wonder if he is gonna "get some lovies", too.
by QuacksO February 10, 2019
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eweifications

Da total/overall effects of some action regarding girl-sheep, as opposed to "boy bleaters".
Da eweifications of timely shearing is not only dat said adorable fluffy females will be cooler and more comfy in da summer, but also dat it will be easier for their little ones to nurse without all of dat long fuzzy stuff in da way. Da wool is usually of better quality prior to lambing, as well.
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
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coup de graw

Da "going all Donald Trump" remark dat Dr. Phil makes to da incorrigible Madea at da end of da "gettin' sent to da slammer" movie.
Trying to reason wif Madea is like trying to argue wif a brick wall --- telling her "You're fired" is merely da "coup de graw" of a useless verbal exchange.
by QuacksO July 07, 2024
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sirvivor

Male humans who escaped with their lives, sanities, etc.
In da Laurel & Hardy film, "Oliver The Eighth", it is stated dat da "black widow" had offed da previous seven dudes named Oliver who had courted her; Ollie is therefore extremely fortunate to have been a sirvivor of her identically-murderous plans for him, as well.
by QuacksO November 04, 2024
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leg-hug

(1) Where you use yer legs to wrap around someone's waist in an affectionate cuddle; this is often done from behind, where you both are sitting on the floor. Extra points if you're barefoot at the time, since this not only eliminates the danger of your accidentally bruising your friend with hard shoe-soles, but it also allows him to tenderly fondle your toes in response to your loving gesture.
(2) Where you drape someone's legs over your shoulders and then wrap yer raised arms savoringly around his calves/thighs. This mutually-pleasurable action is often administered as a thank-you gesture to the person for his cuddling with you, letting you massage his feet/legs, etc.
I love how Tiffany allows me total access to her juicy real estate, and so I always give her a nice snuggly leg-hug afterwards.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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peediatrician

A medical doctor who treats children with urinary issues, such as bed-wetting, being slow to progress in potty-training, etc.
Ethan Couch may indeed not have needed a peediatrician as a toddler, but his real problems began a bit later in his childhood development, when his **solid-matter waste** began colliding with the electric breeze-creator at regular intervals (in other words, what he preferred or liked did not comfortably "mesh" with what his fellow humans on the planet would have found tolerable or reasonable)!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018
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coreoner

An investigator who tries to determine what person ate a particular apple, based on da discarded center of said fruit.
If you want to maximize your tummy-filling enjoyment of a Red Delicious or Macintosh, using a paring knife to cut said fruit in quarters and carefully trim out da stem, seeds, and center-fins --- rather than just messily chomping away most of da apple's edible part --- is da way to accomplish this; it also largely foils a coreoner who might be looking for tooth-marks and other distinctive evidence in da tossed remains.
by QuacksO June 15, 2021
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