theresay

A statement that the listener actually experiences the "original" speaker's having uttered, rather than its having been a statement that someone else is claiming to have heard the speaker verbalize.
The furry grouch in "Green Eggs and Ham" initially claims that he doesn't like the grass-colored culinary treats that Sam is proffering, and also implies that his revulsion is neither "heresay nor theresay", since he does not wish to have the platter of food placed in either of those two suggested locales.
by QuacksO November 08, 2019
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catch-phrase

A spoken set of words dat supposedly is good for "acquiring" hot chick/hunks.
Da theory of a perfect "catch-phrase" is largely non-existent, since (A) everyone is different, and so an approach dat might be attractive/alluring to one person might not work for someone else, and (B) many folks prefer dat you just "be yourself", and so a "canned come-on" would likely be largely ineffective for them, since they would want to know how you truly think/feel, not merely how well-read you are in da art of "making friends and influencing people".
by QuacksO February 17, 2022
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J.D. Rockerfeller

A super-rich dude who sits around all day in his "to-and-fro-motion" easy-chair while the rest of us slave away to keep him comfy.
I wonder if J.D. Rockerfeller ever thought about all the trouble he was causing the world while he was sitting on his porch just rockin' away?
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
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exquizzite

Describes one or more fill-in-the-blank or check-the-box worksheets dat are so lavishly/tastefully presented dat you almost don't even notice da brain-draining fatigue while methodically filling them out.
Trivia-type tests could possibly be referred to as "exquizzite", as well, since you actually have fun taking them, and then can feel intellectually smug afterwards dat you actually knew whatever non-essential info-nuggets dat said exams asked for.
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
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feeancé

A dude whom the gold-digging lady he's engaged to selfishly views as merely a source of income to settle her bills.
Tronald Dump is such an intolerable a**h**e personally that I seriously doubt that Ivana actually married him for his love or companionship; when she allowed him to put the ring on her finger, she probably viewed him as merely a feeancé.
by QuacksO July 14, 2019
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creeprocussions

Refers to undesirable responses dat you may be faced with if you piss off da self-serving stuffed-shirt authorities.
Marvin Heemeyer had gotten fed up wif da creeprocussions dat he was facing due to his refusal to pay da exorbitant taxes/fees/fines, reposition his real-estate holdings, etc., and so he built da infamous "killdozer" and created a colossal path of destruction in his downtown area.
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
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vaguerancy

Da crime of not giving clear straightforward answers or understandable/verifiable statements.
Many politicians are so mealy-mouthed and wishy-washy about finding actual solutions or making tangible progress that they should be charged with vaguerancy!
by QuacksO May 26, 2022
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