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Khanference

A group-meeting either chaired by or discussing da infamous Mr. Noonien-Singh.
Some business/congressional meetings are so heated and devoid of reason or humanity dat they might as well be Khanferences.
by QuacksO April 2, 2022
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predassessor

A pain-in-da-a** auditor from ancient times, prior to modern-day inspector-bureaucrats.
Da term "predassessor" could also sarcastically refer to da "wolf or jackal" mindset of an individual who checks/estimates da value of something taxable, in dat you feel like they're "preying on you" for every penny they can supposedly justify to squeeze out of you.
by QuacksO August 14, 2025
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Oregonization

An established group of individuals based in The Beaver State.
If OREGANO is easy to grow, perhaps it can be grown as far north as OREGON, and so I wonder if there is an Oregonization of farmers and gardeners who have taken up the cultivation of said aromatic herb?
by QuacksO August 29, 2020
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cannibull

A fertile male bovine dat actually eats intruders instead of just "giving them da horn".
Don't "mess wif da cannibull" --- you'd have more than his cranial-lances to worry about! Taking away his credit card wouldn't help, either --- rather than "charging", he actually "goes carnivore" on yer a**.
by QuacksO August 3, 2023
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mourning after

Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.
To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
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fizzyology

Da study of how humans behave when imbibing carbonated beverages.
To be an effective moderator at a Belchers Anonymous meeting, one needs to have at least a general knowledge of fizzyology.
by QuacksO November 14, 2022
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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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