garbitration

An official ruling regarding what duds you hafta don under certain circumstances.
Many places in da world allow women to "go bare and comfy" above da waist, but local ordinances might still subject them to garbitration.
by QuacksO March 06, 2023
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HO-scale

Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
by QuacksO June 04, 2019
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shenanigins

Less-than-square dealings regarding one or more stiff drinks.
Da classic tale of Davy Crockett's barroom shenanigins involves his using da same raccoon pelt to buy "a round for da boys" ten times in one afternoon.
by QuacksO January 17, 2023
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Sarahmony

A fancy celebratory shindig honoring someone named Sarah.
Famed fashion-designer S. J. Burton had quite a lavish wedding-Sarahmony when she got married to her husband David.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
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afrodesiac

Viagra dat either is specifically formulated for folks of color, or makes someone crave "chocolate instead of vanilla".
Black dudes often have bigger cocks than many Caucasian guys, so da knowledge of dat fact alone can be enough of an afrodesiac for a hot-in-da-crotch chick if she lays eyes on a fine ebony-complexioned male specimen!
by QuacksO December 24, 2023
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oneedleion

An individual's personal "take" on a subject dat also involves "pointedly poking" those around him to agree with him and/or take action accordingly.
JFK was known for his inspirational speeches and persuasive oneedleions that were very motivating to his John Q. Public audinces, which is likely why various organized-crime figures and other corrupt entities wanted to bump him off as President.
by QuacksO February 11, 2021
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owedometer

Da gauge on your dashboard dat progressively shows how much you're gonna be "in da hole" for da gas to refill your tank as it gets emptier and emptier.
I have an "impulse buy" problem, so I sure wish dat SHOPPING CARTS had an "owedometer" on their wheels to warn me how about much my total bill is running up as I trundle said trolley around da department store or supermarket!
by QuacksO April 01, 2020
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