Definitions by QuacksO

much adieu about nothing

Where you make a big deal about saying goodbye when those around you really don't care much if you stay or go.

That clumsy gluttonous party-crasher wasn't invited to our backyard barbecue in the first place, and so his "long tearful goodbye" hijinks were really just "much adieu about nothing".

much adieu about nothing by QuacksO January 30, 2020

TSAr 

Da dictatorial a**h**e government-body called da "Transportation Security Administration" dat supposedly is intended to keep da "friendly skies" adequately "safe and friendly", but in reality is just abusing its power and authority to harass innocent passengers and even steal their valuables.

(parody of a famous scene from "Fiddler On The Roof") Parishioner who is sick of being delayed by airport security and having his possessions examined: Rabbi --- is there a proper blessing for the TSAr?
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"

TSAr by QuacksO January 30, 2020

buzzarre 

Refers to da weird/inexplicable ways dat you behave after you've "had a few". This is one good reason to not act at all kooky when being grilled by a policeman or other official who is judging whether you are sober or not; you may indeed be at ".00", but it may still appear dat you are at least somewhat impaired if you display behavior dat seems anything but ultra-normal.

Da term "buzzarre" can also refer to how fellow humans and surroundings appear to you whenever you aren't totally "out of da bag". It's therefore wise not to attempt any important or potentially dangerous tasks (such as driving, using power tools, composing text, performing math-figuring, etc.) unless you are totally uninebriated.

buzzarre by QuacksO January 30, 2020

pieoneer 

Someone who first sets out to create a new bakery-type treat.

My math teacher told me that "pie are squared", but I could only find round pie-pans in the school-cafeteria's kitchen, so I had to be a pieoneer and actually construct a four-cornered baking-pan out of sheet-metal.

pieoneer by QuacksO January 28, 2020

noToryous 

Infamous for holding much-frowned-upon "loyalist" views during the American Revolution.

Benedict Arnold was one of the most noToryous political figures during our country's founding years.

noToryous by QuacksO January 28, 2020

without further adieu

Right away, and not waiting to perform any more "goodbyes".

Neighborhood grandma: In order to minimize children's sorrow at having you leave them after Saturday afternoon playtime, it's often best to just briefly say, "Bye, kids!" and then quickly shut the door without further adieu

without further adieu by QuacksO January 28, 2020

"add to dictionary" abuse 

Refers to where you impatiently/imperiously refuse to correct your spelling-mistakes when composing text on on a word-processor, but instead just click "add to dictionary" for each error to make said pesky intervals of squiggly red underlinings disappear.

Not only does "add to dictionary" abuse result in your literary compositions' remaining full of mistakes, but it also potentially harms the next person who attempts to use said word-processor, since your spell-checker will now not "catch" many misspellings that this subsequent typist may make, and thus he may unwittingly not do a proper job of proofreading his letters and memos, either.

"add to dictionary" abuse by QuacksO January 27, 2020