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I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.
Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".
by QuacksO March 5, 2024
Get the Just let Nature run its Coors mug.Da First-Amendment right dat allows you to verbally make a total jacka** of yerself without fear of legal repercussions.
Sure --- go right ahead and wave a "the earth is flat" sign out in public --- dat act is protected under freedumb of speech.
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
Get the freedumb of speech mug.As often as Huckleberry Finn's father had to take a leak during his drinking-binges, one could not be sure if it was merely the alcohol, or if he was suffering from lookemia.
by QuacksO October 8, 2019
Get the lookemia mug.Stands for "Obsessive Compulsive Greasing Disorder". A.k.a. "OCLD" (Obsessive Compulsive Lubricating Disorder), it refers to a mental anomaly whereby one feels an overwhelming need to really slather the slippery-goo onto any surface on a device that should rotate/slide smoothly when said unit is in operation.
People sometimes banteringly ridicule me for my copious use of petroleum jelly and WD-40 when servicing/rebuilding machinery "Zheeesh, Dude --- you gots OCGD!"), but I notice that a lot of THEIR equipment often seems to wear out or break down significantly more than mine does, and so I wonder if maybe I am not actually using too much lubricant, after all --- perhaps those other folks simply don't oil their possessions **enough**, and so my "normal" greasing may seem excessive to them by comparison.
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
Get the OCGD mug.Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.
I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.
by QuacksO January 10, 2016
Get the infartuation mug.Refers to da verbal "sound" of da "wide-grin" emoticon dat you create by typing ":D". Most often used when conversing on Instant Messenger, and is intended to either express amusement at your chat-buddy's last remark, or to indicate to him dat you are "just kidding" when playfully sending him a sarcastic/snarky message.
Sending someone an "eeezh" emoticon can also notify him that you have finished the fairly-lengthy joke which you were telling him in several "helpings" (i.e., separate IM messages) so that he would not have to just twiddle his thumbs for an extended period while you were feverishly typing out the entire joke into a single message.
An example of an "eeezh" emoticon to indicate that your last message was the joke's punch-line would be when ya finish telling the classic "middle-aged guy and the genie" joke:
You: But da genie says dat building a bridge to Hawaii would be too gigantic/difficult a wish for him to grant, so after carefully thinking it over again, da guy finally says to da genie, "I wish you could help me understand women." Da genie winces and then quickly asks, "So --- do ya want dat bridge to be two lanes or four lanes?"
You: ("eeezh" emoticon)
Your chat-pal: ROFL!!!
An example of an "eeezh" emoticon to indicate that your last message was the joke's punch-line would be when ya finish telling the classic "middle-aged guy and the genie" joke:
You: But da genie says dat building a bridge to Hawaii would be too gigantic/difficult a wish for him to grant, so after carefully thinking it over again, da guy finally says to da genie, "I wish you could help me understand women." Da genie winces and then quickly asks, "So --- do ya want dat bridge to be two lanes or four lanes?"
You: ("eeezh" emoticon)
Your chat-pal: ROFL!!!
by QuacksO March 14, 2019
Get the eeezh mug.Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.
Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.
by QuacksO May 5, 2025
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