Definitions by QuacksO

MRIah 

Refers to da magnetic resonance imaging scan dat doctors performed on Ms. Carey during her infamous 2001 hospitalization due to physical and emotional exhaustion.

It makes perfect sense dat "they call the wind MRIah", seeing as how Ms. Carey has indeed "gotten her wind back" since her illnesses in da early 2000's.

MRIah by QuacksO February 15, 2020

class-action lawsuit 

What da students of a rude/unfair teacher bring, either against him/her directly and//or da entire school.

If Ethan Couch's papa had indeed purchased da entire school just so dat his "little prince" could be unreasonably coddled da way he preferred, da other students would likely have filed a class-action lawsuit against said brat's paternal enabler for da torture dat said special treatment was subjecting all of THEM to.

class-action lawsuit by QuacksO February 15, 2020

derections 

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

derections by QuacksO February 15, 2020

sciontific study 

Research involving grafted plant-fragments.

If someone messes with your pure-bred plants and thus creates "mongrel" offspring, you may need to perform sciontific study to identify da culprit.

sciontific study by QuacksO February 15, 2020

bunglelow 

A small simple dwelling dat was constructed as a result of some stupid-a** error in da architect's plans or other bureaucratic red-tape screw-up.

I was supposed to have a nice roomy two-story family-home built here, but instead I got this cramped-up bunglelow!

bunglelow by QuacksO February 14, 2020

autopsy-turvy 

What da results would always be if da Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy tried to be medical examiners.

Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.

autopsy-turvy by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Mr. Left

That's **right**... he **left** because he wasn't da **right** guy for me.

Mr. Left sensibly LEFT because he realized dat he was Mr. WRONG as far as his being compatible with me, and so he wanted to make room in my house for Mr. RIGHT if he came along.

Mr. Left by QuacksO February 13, 2020