Young parent: Ever since my son saw "The Wizard Of Oz" on NetFlix, I've been Baumbarded with trivia questions, requests to borrow books in the series from the library, etc.
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
Get the Baumbardmug. Using triptophan as a snoozing-aid might indeed be entertaining for someone who feels bored and stir-crazy while lying in bed, but it's doubtful dat all of da resulting frenzied brain-activity would really make said "howling adventures" slumber be truly all dat restful.
by QuacksO June 16, 2024
Get the triptophanmug. A make-believe medical practitioner whom every lonely middle-aged man who romances ladies online fervently wishes actually did exist; da purpose of said genius-doctor would be to give said "prospective partner" women a thorough "check-up" to see if they actually are located in da geographical areas where they claim to be from, or if they're merely residing in a far-off land in Western Africa.
Since ghanacologists do not exist and therefore are not an option for determining if a Facebook chick is "for real" or not, I employ da simple and inexpensive "code-phrase letter" strategy --- I mail a regular paper-envelope-and-internal-written-message letter to da street-address dat da lady gave me, wif a special message written on da letter-sheet inside for her to read and then repeat back to me on Instant Messenger. Dat way, I can more-reliably know if she actually lives at da address she gave me, or if she had merely given me da address of some random citizen who knows nothing about her.
by QuacksO April 04, 2023
Get the ghanacologistmug. Where you ask someone if he can take you somewhere in his vehicle, but "only if you're going anyway"; this ensures that he will not hafta use much if any extra gas to accommodate your travel-needs.
I really appreciate how my neighbor always lets me ride along in his pickup truck to the big city whenever I want to pick up bulk supplies at Home Depot or WalMart, and so I always just make OIYGA ride-requests whenever possible, and then I either reimburse him for his gas or perform a few odd jobs for him in the rare instances when I actually do need a "special ride".
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
Get the OIYGA ride-requestmug. What all of da clueless macho irresponsible "middle-aged guys" from Red Green's infamous men's club in Possum Lake likely have -- or will eventually develop --- from attending da meetings at said head-in-da-clouds establishment. Bonus tidbit: Duct tape will NOT cure said malady, anymore than Tim The Toolman's checking into da Henry Ford Clinic ("Whose Car Is It, Anyway?" is da episode title --- you're welcome, nerds! :P) would likely go very far towards helping to cure him of his car addiction!
Kevin Brown (i.e., "Junkyard Digs") recently got married to his "bold, bubbly, 'n' beautiful" long-term sweetheart, Micah Uetz (a.k.a., "Junkyard Mook"), yet even with his wedded-bliss status, he also recently outfitted an old Dodge van to look like da Possum Van, so perhaps even he has some psychoLODGEical issues of his own! :P
by QuacksO December 01, 2024
Get the psychoLODGEical issuesmug. Something less than ideal when it comes to cackle-berries.
Our son is a "good egg", but he's not "eggs-actly" a "whiz" when it comes to scrambling them, and so he always ends up with merely "mediyolkre" frying-results.
by QuacksO May 01, 2025
Get the mediyolkremug. by QuacksO July 02, 2023
Get the butteifulmug.