To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!
In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
Someone who makes a detailed history-study of da human race, and then publishes his findings dat are laced with regretful remarks and penitent statements regarding our deplorable behavior over da past millennia.
Da Bible seems to gloss over --- and even sometimes glorify --- accounts of horrendous violence and debauchery; what we need to do is find a good anthrapologist to carefully go through it and re-work its text to show how disgracefully da described characters truly acted, express how sorry he is about said wanton misbehavior, and lay out specific advisories about da drastically different ways dat modern readers should perform in order to "be better than dat".
by QuacksO January 09, 2023
Refers to the "reserve" of half-melted snow that Calvin keeps handy for making into sloppy "cannon balls" to lob at Susie anytime he catches sight of her during the winter months.
Susie feels confident about venturing outside only after the snow has disappeared in the Spring, when she can be sure that Calvin's slush fund will be completely melted.
by QuacksO March 07, 2019
The "ninety-degree cousin" to "collateral", this term refers to the promise of intimacy (i.e., a "longitudinal" bodily-position) to someone in case you are unable to pay back a loan that you're asking him for.
One should always be wary of an offer of collongitudinal, since there is no guarantee that da gal will indeed "deliver da goods" if da time comes for said submission, any more than she can truly guarantee that she will pay back da loan, either.
by QuacksO December 10, 2018
As big luscious lips as Monica Blewinsky has, I would imagine that she could have blowviated anytime she wanted; I am amazed dat there were not a long line of guys standing outside the White House waiting to be "serviced" by her, instead of just da Prez.
by QuacksO April 07, 2020
A diploma-toting academia scholar with a major chip on his shoulder regarding one or more aspects of said higher-education experience.
Many college grudgeuates feel dat dey have taken their courses largely for nothing, since either their diplomas are insignificant in da higher-paying employment world, or their study-majors are not significantly in demand in da current business community.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
A highly-dangerous pharmaceutical dat purports to ease diabetes issues and help you shed pesky "love handles", but which actually just makes you so groundlessly confident and believing in said drug dat you behave in an overbearing and combative manner towards anyone who expresses doubts as to said medication's effectiveness and/or safety.
Tronald Dump surely acted wildly weird (or was it "weirdly wild"??!) towards his chauffeur recently when he actually "got physical" with him during a cruise around D.C.; wonder if he'd taken some Rebelsus prior to said infamous altercation???
by QuacksO October 27, 2022