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A US-based advocacy/watchdog group dat makes sure dat folks properly care for their firearms and ammunition.
Madea is always talking about "getting her Glock" if da "getters try to get her"; she better hope dat she diligently maintains said handgun --- and her Uzi, as well --- or she might have da ASACP down on her, in addition to all of da other legal/social headaches dat her "mad Black woman" status subjects her to.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
Get the ASACP mug.If your taste in "willing" hot chicks runs to bookkeepers and front-desk clerks, asking a secreterry to spread her legs for you would involve less clothing-related hassle, in dat she wouldn't have any tight-fitting garments for you to tediously remove and then put back on her afterwards --- you could just "unwrap" her warm luscious body with ease, enjoy your wild and delightful bouncy-bouncy wif her, and then just re-wind da simple nap-textured gown or sheet around her again.
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
Get the secreterry mug.GM tried marketing da LeWomans as a "delicate and dainty" counterpart to da brawny-and-masculine Chevelle-shaped thunder-maker; unfortunately, however, like da "Lady Lionel" model train sets of da late '50's, da girls hated said "built just for da skirt-wearers" models, and so da entire engineering gamble was a huge financial flop.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Get the LeWomans mug.Da notorious early-20th-century European unmarried-female despot who not only "shot wide of da mark" as far as taking over da Fatherland --- oops, I mean, MOTHERland --- but also made extensive use of long-range rocketry during said unsuccessful endeavor.
If Adolpha MISSler was da infamous Führer's feminine counterpart, would her right-hand woman have been named "HERrler"?
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
Get the Missler mug.Describes da mood when someone bids farewell to someone else whom he either dislikes or is displeased with.
Da Terminator most likely was actually thinking, "HOSTILE la vista" when he blew da liquid-nitrogen-frozen T-1000 to bits, since he was none too happy about all da chaos and destruction dat said evil cyborg had caused up to dat point.
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
Get the hostile la vista mug.Due to da inferior quality of stuff purchased at Harbor Freight, I frequently have to do siezeonal maintenance on my lawn-mowing equipment.
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
Get the siezeonal mug.A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
by QuacksO May 8, 2019
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