Definitions by QuacksO

sfear 

A ball-shaped object that produces fright in observers for whatever reason.

Due to the lax safety-standards back in the early 1900's, the great silent-film comedy-star Harold Lloyd had no idea that the smoke-bomb he was holding as a prop for a movie actually contained a live explosive, and so it nearly became a sfear of death for him.

sfear by QuacksO February 16, 2020

sistermatic 

Describes da regular and methodical manner in which they perform everyday activities at a convent.

I enjoyed frequently visiting a local convent because not only were the nuns pleasant and respectful towards me, but their simple and sistermatic routines of daily living allowed me to usually know what times of the day were best for having a particular nun fellowship with me, sharing meals, etc.

sistermatic by QuacksO February 16, 2020

unclefreeze

An additive for da coolant in yer car's radiator to make it gel more quickly when it gets cold.

If you add equal amounts of antifreeze and unclefreeze to your car's radiator, will da two substances proportionally "cancel each other out", resulting in da coolant-mix's now solidifying at 32 degrees, just as it would if there was nothing but plain water in there?

unclefreeze by QuacksO February 16, 2020

sistern

Da rain-collection vessel dat you install so dat your female sibling can use said H20 to water her garden, flower-pots, or other chlorophyll-based pride-and-joys dat she likes to assiduously tend and fuss over.

To avoid "sibling-squabble" difficulties regarding who seemingly over-waters his/her plants, it is wise to install both a brothern and a sistern outside your home, so dat each person can simply use water from his/her own collection-container and thus end arguments over excessive water-consumption.

sistern by QuacksO February 16, 2020

menopaws 

Da "change of life" age where ya emit a particular hormone which causes dudes to grope yer boobs and grab yer ass.

Da whole idea of menopaws is a myth --- tongue-lolling studs will wanna start "getting friendly wif their hands" just as soon as you get anything bigger than A-cups, so that can of course happen as soon in life as yer early teens, never mind anywhere near middle-age!

menopaws by QuacksO February 15, 2020

derectory 

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.

You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.

derectory by QuacksO February 15, 2020

whether forecast

A "getting lucky" report predicting da likelihood dat you'll "get three-to-five inches" sometime during da next few days.

Da whether forecast predicts dat you will find a hot and "willing" stud today if you wear a skimpy bikini to da beach.

whether forecast by QuacksO February 15, 2020