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sistermatic 

Adjective. Your sister who does or is acting according to a fixed plan or system; methodical and will not budge, no matter what the consequences.
Oh yeah, she was set on doing it - she went all sistermatic!
sistermatic by And. July 24, 2018
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sistermatic 

Describes da regular and methodical manner in which they perform everyday activities at a convent.
I enjoyed frequently visiting a local convent because not only were the nuns pleasant and respectful towards me, but their simple and sistermatic routines of daily living allowed me to usually know what times of the day were best for having a particular nun fellowship with me, sharing meals, etc.
sistermatic by QuacksO February 16, 2020

Automatically systematic 

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.
Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

Sistermance 

The female equivalent of bromance. Love and affection shared by two straight females.

Not to be confused with shoujo-ai, yuri, or femslash.
Jamie: "Have you seen Firefly? Kaylee and Inara have the cutest sistermance."
Sam: "Agreed! Mal and Wash's bromance is awesome, too."

Systematic Magical Bullshit 

Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.

The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.

The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."

Systematic magical bullshit 

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.
A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

systematic relocation of the underlings

The process by which Overlords relocate underlings to differet locations in an organized fashion
The slave trade was a systematic relocation of the underlings
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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