QuacksO's definitions

selldom

Denotes da low rate at which people purchase something.

If a product or service is "selldom" of interest to shoppers, does dat mean dat da "freequency" of it's just being given away for nothing may be fairly high?

by QuacksO February 18, 2021

Werther's a will, there's a way

Refers to bribing someone with a piece of heavenly-tasting candy as an incentive/reward for tackling a difficult job.

I suppose dat for someone with a sweet tooth, it might indeed be true that "Werther's a will, there's a way". I'm not into candy all dat much myself, though, so for me, I'd much prefer da promise of just a generous swallow of "da milk of human kindness", such as being heaped with praise and gratitude and/or being showered with hugs and kisses.

by QuacksO March 26, 2022

pursuade

To convince someone to do what you want by monetarily bribing him.

One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.

by QuacksO February 24, 2019

Porchugal

Da country where wooden decks and stoops are built.

I can build my own landing, thank you very much --- I don't need one shipped clear over from Porchugal!!

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Floorida

Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.

If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???

by QuacksO October 22, 2020

yackusation

Someone's claiming dat you're a motormouth.

I never understood why veteran actor George F. Hayes was nicknamed "Gabby", since as far as I know nobody ever made a yackusation against him, and I never recall observing dat he talked significantly more than da other actors in his films.

by QuacksO May 17, 2022

P.D.A. device

A pocket-sized mini-computer where you store da names and contact-info of all da hot chicks you know who are willing to majorly make out wif you literally anywhere, even if others are watching.

My buddy and I accidentally swapped our P.D.A. devices, and so we ended up snuggling and smooching wif each other's blinky-eyed-damsel soulmates. It was actually kinda fun, though, since we each got to experience da luscious feminine-companionship joys dat da other was blessed wif.

by QuacksO July 19, 2023