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A well-to-do sex-starved opportunist who seeks out financially-insolvent individuals with low credit-scores, for the purpose of sexually propositioning them in exchange for his paying off their debts.
It is possible to turn the tables on a credophile by employing the spiritual debt-relief ploy, whereby you initially agree to his terms, but then after you have received his monetary assistance, you suddenly claim to have recently "gotten religion", and thus you feel compelled to remain celibate.
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
Get the credophile mug.Refers to a K1-saving action that you take during colder weather, and consists of rapidly opening the front door of a home/business only as far as you need to in order to quickly slither through, and hastily slapping the door shut again to minimize heat-escape.
Small barber-shop owner: Most of my customers don't seem to realize that it really costs me a pretty penny to heat my place of business... they leisurely take their sweet old time to amble in and out, and just let the door gradually close on its own. A few thoughtful/aware folks, though, do diligently employ the "BTU-saving entry/exit" procedure when passing through my door, and I really appreciate that.
by QuacksO December 7, 2018
Get the BTU-saving entry/exit mug.A doctor-prescribed bodily-cleansing regimen dat involves verbally "unloading" or "letting it all out" to one or more trusted folks, such as a qualified shrink, close and/or long-time friends whose discretion and confidentiality can be trusted, etc.
I have minor-to-moderate mental/emotional issues dat I occasionally seek counselling for, but I don't think I am in such "dire straits" dat I need to commit to da whole detalks thing.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
Get the detalks mug.What a lady would think when seeing a huge juicy schlong dat she'd like to suck on --- "da thing speaks for itself" as far as seemingly inviting her to wrap her craving mouth around it.
Kisses-and/or-blowjobs-craving dudes could conceivably have da term "res lipsa loquitur" run through their own minds, also, if they spot a lady with shapely luscious speaking-appendages below her nose.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
Get the res lipsa loquitur mug.Not to be confused with its kissing cousins tachymeter (measures distance) and tachometer (measures engine-speed), this GPS-oriented dashboard-mounted instrument informs you of how tacky your vehicle will appear to other humans in your current locale.
Depending on the predominant type of folks in a given area, your insipid-styled '86 Pontiac 6000 sedan could be judged as "tacky" or "rad". Portable tackymeters are also available for wearing on your belt or slipping into your pocket if you are simply on foot instead of driving, so that you can know how favorably your attire or physical appearance will "sit" with the majority of the locals.
by QuacksO March 8, 2018
Get the tackymeter mug.Whether or not going topless in public is legal in coastal Massachusetts, it could still contribute to juvenile delinquincy.
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
Get the delinquincy mug.A sweet/innocent-sounding term for frequent/ongoing financial handouts that one or more mooching relatives (such as adult-children or nephews/nieces) request/expect from one or more fiscally-solvent/responsible relatives (such as parents, grandparents, or aunts/uncles), step-relatives, or in-laws.
Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!
by QuacksO January 2, 2017
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