Definitions by QuacksO

bone appetit 

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.

Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.

bone appetit by QuacksO March 28, 2020

hospitalble 

Describes welcoming and pleasant-mannered doctors, nurses, and EMT.

I am as appreciative as anyone logically would be for friendly attentive staffpeople in an ER or examination/operating room, but I get a bit concerned and suspicious if said employees seem TOO hospitalble, in that it makes me wonder if they are gonna try to "milk the system" by keeping me there longer than necessary, instead of speedily getting me on the road to recovery and then moving on to other patients.

hospitalble by QuacksO March 28, 2020

bibulical

Denotes examples of drunkenness that are related in scripture.

If alcohol is so evil and sinful, why does the bibulical account of Jesus's turning water into wine exist?

bibulical by QuacksO March 27, 2020

apellet court 

A judge-'n'-jury establishment dat hears cases involving air-powered firearms.

Seeing as how so many overly-indulgent parents carelessly give their bratty/thoughtless children BB-guns without ensuring dat said pint-sized aspiring marksmen would be capable/willing to handle said dangerous devices responsibly, da dockets of any local apellet courts are probably crammed to da gills most of da time with lawsuits regarding shot-out windows, dented mailboxes, etc.

apellet court by QuacksO March 27, 2020

pawthetic 

1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.

Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.

pawthetic by QuacksO March 25, 2020

feeasco

A debacle involving a payment for a service.

Trying to file a motion or bring a court case "in forma pauperis" is certainly possible, but you may hafta go through da entire feeasco regarding da filing-charge to submit said petition.

feeasco by QuacksO March 19, 2020

quimprovise 

To create a fake "va-jay-jay" if no real human "feline portion" is available.

High-quality fake "love-tunnels" made from silicone are available fairly inexpensively, so there is no need to actually quimprovise one of your own.

quimprovise by QuacksO March 19, 2020