An edge-of-your-seat entertaining occurrence whereby you spot your no-longer-significant-other at a certain locale.
My former boyfriend had broken it off merely because I didn't wanna join him as a vegetarian, but then I saw him dining with several other guys at Sergius's Sumptuous Steaks and Seafood --- talk about exsighting! What a lying hypocrite --- I guess that HE HIMSELF can't resist the allure of a good pot-roast or a side-dish of crunchy bacon-strips sometimes!
by QuacksO February 05, 2023
Someone who goes on da boob-toob and tries to scare people into joining/supporting a certain religion.
Some terrovangelists like Blowjob Roberts use "proxy terror" --- stating that they themselves --- not their viewers --- will be subjected to The Great One's wrath if their viewers don't either get religion or send the shysters huge "appeasement sums".
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
A less-than-honorable produce-processing employee whose job it is to bind up individual bunches of shallots and leeks in cling-film.
I detest da smell of any veggie in da onion-family dat I consider anyone who works wif said pungent-aroma-producing plants in any stage of production to be a regular wrapscallion!
by QuacksO April 05, 2020
Da addled mindset and warped reasoning dat prompted da infamous OKC bomber to commit said horrendous act.
If improving government honesty was da "motiveightion" of da dude who leveled da Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, it certainly didn't have da desired effect --- if anything, our head-honcho fat cats are even more corrupt than ever!
by QuacksO November 16, 2023
AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D
Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!
by QuacksO February 13, 2017
Gathering and storing Zoocchini squash --- especially on a larger farm --- can indeed be a real "carnival of da animals" ordeal, especially if harvest-workers and/or cupboard-space are in short supply.
by QuacksO February 03, 2022
A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
by QuacksO June 08, 2021