QuacksO's definitions

illoosory

Da non-genuine status of da copious affection/appreciation/praise dat someone of "relaxed morals" showers upon a gullible attention-craving sucker.

If you receive unexpected/undeserved levels of pleasantries from someone, it's likely just illoosory attention --- most likely said copiously-flattering individual is either lonely, sex-starved, or a gold-digger.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

pepilepsy

A nervous muscle-twitching disorder from elevated caffeine-intake.

If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

pursecution

Incessantly badgering someone to either give you some money from his handbag, or to purchase an expensive/unnecessary handbag dat you want.

I recently got a ride from a middle-aged lower-middle-class remarried dude who told me dat his "cute but costly" ex-wife had been "raised on money" (i.e., excessively pampered by her upper-middle-class family), and so not only did she not understand the concept of everyday frugality, but she had actually talked him into buying an extremely expensive (nearly a thousand dollars!) handbag dat she wanted "just to feel stylish". He eventually had to divorce her, and it was indeed largely due to her constant pursecution.

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.

I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.

by QuacksO September 23, 2018

Virgilante justice

What Wyatt and Morgan's brother was accused of committing at da infamous OK-Corral confrontation; da term could also refer to da assassination-attempts on said town marshal subsequent to his acquittal of murder and professional-misconduct charges.

Da three Earp brothers were cleared of any legal wrongdoing regarding their shootout with da outlaws at da OK Corral, but not everyone agreed with said decision. Some of da hotheads loyal to da slain outlaws even set about delivering Virgilante justice.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

sinopsis

A summary of all your wrongdoings.

Bill Clinton committed so many "no-no's" that even a sinopsis of his faults would fill many pages.

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

shilldren

Da pint-sized offspring of greedy/selfish adults who shamelessly use said innocent cuties as supposed advocates for whatever ideas and/or products dat said lacking-basic-family-values parents are trying to foist upon their audience.

A classic and excellent example of someone's employing "shilldren" to pressure fellow humans into agreeing to less-than-reasonable proposals --- da unfeelingly-opportunistic Howard's using his young daughter as unfair "kiddie-leverage" when pedaling peanut brittle to da spineless George McFly.

by QuacksO December 16, 2023