Definitions by QuacksO

Pokeonose 

Da portion of da Endless Mountains in Pennsylvania where da locals are overly inquisitive.

I enjoy mingling with others, I have nothing to hide, and I absolutely love da mountains, so I don't bother with tinted glass in my car's windows when travelling through da Pokeonose... again, I appreciate when others liberally interact with me, and so if folks wanna stare and ask me about my personal life, I don't really mind all dat much.

Pokeonose by QuacksO April 4, 2020

pawsibility 

A likelihood of something regarding a dog or cat.

As shallow-natured and self-centered as Garfield is, literally anything is a pawsibility with him!

pawsibility by QuacksO April 4, 2020

tart law 

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

tart law by QuacksO April 2, 2020

gnawledge

Facts, wisdom, and intellect possessed by a beaver.

Anyone can chop down a tree and hack it up int individual logs, but it takes real gnawledge to be able to shape said logs and build a dam so strong that it actually holds back an entire river or stream!

gnawledge by QuacksO April 1, 2020

arkitect

Someone skilled at designing large wooden boats.

Noah was supposedly the one who built the famous huge flood-resistant vessel, but according to the hilariously-naive Gracie Allen, Joan of Arc was the real arkitect: "Oh, c'mon, George --- us women have always been the true pioneers in the world! WE did all of the greatest achievements, not you men! Why, did Joan of Arc hesitate? No! She got busy and built it!"
George Burns: "Built what?"
Gracie Allen: "The Ark!"
George Burns: "Gracie, the Ark was built by a **man**, remember? Noah?"
Gracie Allen: "How could I 'noah'? Shes been deceased for 500 years!"

arkitect by QuacksO April 1, 2020

owedometer 

Da gauge on your dashboard dat progressively shows how much you're gonna be "in da hole" for da gas to refill your tank as it gets emptier and emptier.

I have an "impulse buy" problem, so I sure wish dat SHOPPING CARTS had an "owedometer" on their wheels to warn me how about much my total bill is running up as I trundle said trolley around da department store or supermarket!

owedometer by QuacksO April 1, 2020

ass-sassing 

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.

An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.

ass-sassing by QuacksO April 1, 2020