A daily/weekly show-segment dat has to do with someone's having performed a task wif a needle and thread.
Welcome to the Martha Stewart Show; on today's episewed, our mature blonde bombshell demonstrates how to perform simple clothing repairs like re-attaching buttons and stitching up unraveled seams.
by QuacksO May 15, 2022
If Juff Denham had teamed up with Carl Denham, they could really have made a super-spectacular "odd creatures" show, with both King Kong and a bunch of crazy puppets.
by QuacksO March 26, 2025
Professional or "career" criminals often employ innocent-looking damsels to either do some of the actual stealing for them or merely "case the joint" (i.e., scope out a prospective place of business that they plan to rob), because sweet-faced ladies are automatically less scrutinized or viewed with suspicion than their make counterparts. Big Tobacco had also used chickanery for decades by showing photos of attractive women smoking in their advertisements for their coffin-nails, just as was done with comparably-dangerous wares like alcoholic beverages and shoddy vehicles.
by QuacksO September 17, 2019
The legal name for the "moderate misdemeanor"-level crime of causing someone to be deluged with junk mail. Often performed by a disgruntled acquaintance of said individual as a way of getting even with the person for a perceived wrongdoing, and usually accomplished by "anonymously" contacting multitudes of businesses/organizations by phone/fax/email and/or responding to paper/internet junk-mail ads that you yourself receive by filling out the advertisers' response-forms in your victim's name, so that he will soon begin receiving tons of useless crap in his mailbox and/or e-mail account, receiving innumerable telemarketing/sales-calls, getting loads of junk-faxes (which of course will create the added headache/expense of his having to buy more paper and ink for his machine from its dutifully printing out all those useless ads!), having salespeople knocking at his door at all hours, etc.
Another sometimes-effective/successful use for harassment by unwelcome advertisement is to pressure the "targeted" person to do something you want (think, the hilariously-infamous "Taliban Hotline" animated cartoon); extra points if you also choose the types of advertisers --- and your method of sending the ad-responses --- strategically, so as to inflict maximum discomfort/humiliation on your victim, such as requesting info/offers from controversial and/or "spicy" organizations like the KKK or "adult" product/literature producers, and sending some of the requests via post card instead of discretely-concealing envelopes, so that every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the postal system is made shockingly aware that this person is apparently interested in these questionable/controversial services.
by QuacksO August 19, 2018
A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".
Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
by QuacksO January 10, 2015
Da degree of suitability for a household companion dat a particular living creature would likely be.
Da kid who "wants a hippopotamus for Christmas" should consider da "petential" for said huge lumbering herbivore in TWO different aspects --- first, whether he would truly want dat big or heavy an animal around all da time, and second, whether said behemoth would actually wanna be "PETted" to any degree --- they're wild animals who have a tendency to spook easily and be aggressive. So perhaps a somewhat-smaller and less-unpredictable mammal would be better suited for said young four-footed-friend lover, like maybe a goat or donkey.
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
Da unable-to-be-contested status of da assertion dat using lead in da construction of serving-utensils is a bad idea.
An online article stated dat it's indispewterble dat lead-based tableware is toxic; da fact dat I read it on my laptop makes it "indisputerble", as well.
by QuacksO July 31, 2024