Definitions by QuacksO
littlery
A better name for what playing Powerball or Megabucks actually ends up being 99% of the time... if you ever win at all, it's generally just a LITTLE money, not a LOT. :P
Beggamucks
Da usual results of excessive use of scratch-off tickets --- i.e., you waste so much of your income dat you become a "begga", and your life becomes "muck" as a result of your obsession.
I have never bought a lottery ticket in my life; no need to get sucked into all that debauchery, and send my life spiraling into a total beggamucks!
Beggamucks by QuacksO October 22, 2020
spepper pray
To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.
Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.
spepper pray by QuacksO October 20, 2020
queefrency
A measure of how often a gal has an "downstairs exhalation", and/or da pitch/tone of said love-tunnel whooshes.
Using different types of personal lubricant can greatly vary the queefrency-repertoire dat you can produce while "doing it". How rapidly and forcefully you partake of said "ultimate pleasures" can also significantly alter da properties of said birth-canal ovations, as well.
queefrency by QuacksO October 20, 2020
intruckceration
Refers to either:
(1) where you get imprisoned in a "mobile unit" cell-block that's made from the converted body of an old van-trailer, or
(2) where your penal sentence is that you have to perform less-than-pleasant activities regarding cargo-hauling vehicles, such as cleaning, servicing, driving them on long/rough routes, etc.
(1) where you get imprisoned in a "mobile unit" cell-block that's made from the converted body of an old van-trailer, or
(2) where your penal sentence is that you have to perform less-than-pleasant activities regarding cargo-hauling vehicles, such as cleaning, servicing, driving them on long/rough routes, etc.
Being sentenced to intruckceration can be a bit less distressing if you get housed in a reefer trailer, since you will have air-conditioning during hotter months.
intruckceration by QuacksO October 19, 2020