QuacksO's definitions

siniority

Refers to a "seasoned" misbehaver's having had a longer period to go astray than those under him.

Dennis the Mennis --- I mean, I mean --- Deenase the Meenase --- whatever --- however you'd spell or say it! --- is portrayed as just a little 5-year-old boy, yet he obviously has great siniority over many less-bratty children more than twice his age!

by QuacksO April 8, 2025

coochie-smoochie

Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.

Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

predicktable

Consistent in being a total d**k to everyone 24/7.

Tronald Dump was very predicktable even before he became prez; it's no wonder we could only stand him for one term.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Haveapie Indians

Members of da Arizona-based Native American tribe who offer you tasty fruit-filled baked goods as a guest-welcoming gesture.

Being smilingly fed sumptuous pastries by da Haveapie Indians can indeed be an expected pleasure if you treat them with kindness and respect in return; if you're rude to them, however, they might likely send you packin' wif a decidedly DIFFERENT kind of "have a pie!" gesture, as in, messily lobbing said squishy/gooey sweet-'n'-starchy dish in yer face and/or against your fleeing butt to express their indignant disdain for your uppity mannerisms!

by QuacksO December 19, 2022

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

inFidel

Depending on who you talk to, can equally refer to either someone who supports or opposes former Cuban leader Castro's ideologies.

I imagine you could question Achmed regarding his views of inFidels, but proceed at your own risk --- his feelings would likely be so strong in that regard that he might "keel" you just for asking him about it!

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

flutterbuy

Refers to an attractive female's “purchasing” of a mushy-hearted male's compliance/forgiveness/assistance/generosity by giving him a wheedling smile and batting her eyelashes. Often spoken about in a disgusted/sarcastic tone by a fellow male who was not present at the time of said “transaction”, and so he cannot really have any way of knowing for sure if HE HIMSELF might have been hopelessly “melted”, also, if he had been in his buddy's shoes. Daisy Duke is known to be something of an expert at this sort of thing, frequently using her beauty and charm to mellow the otherwise hard-nosed Hazzard County officials and get them to go easier on her two somewhat-reckless cousins.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: You mean to tell me that you let that giggle of girls in for FREE?!?!??? Are you outta yer mind, dude?!??

Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??

by QuacksO December 29, 2013