heckonomics

Da study of how much da use of profanity-euphemisms affects one's bottom line.
Mild shock-value may indeed make people take notice of your place of business, but one should definitely consult a heckonomics expert before deciding whether to go dat route in an attempt to boost sales.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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armed rubbery

Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
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olbigotory

Where one feels dat his being a stubborn and/or prejudiced jerk is a required duty.
Da military claims dat serving your country will "make a man out of you", but often all it really does is make you think dat arrogance and insensitivity are olbigotory.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
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veneereal disease

A serious skin-infection caused by excessive handling of decorative wood products.
I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
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psycallogy

Studying psycallogy in school can be helpful for pursuing a counselling career in self-confidence, public speaking, running a successful business, etc.
by QuacksO March 26, 2022
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Let's tacobout that!

What Rhett and Link say before discussing tasty filling-filled folded tortillas.
Did you click da "bell" icon? Love Gidget da Chihuahua??? Let's tacobout that!
by QuacksO December 21, 2023
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Eyedaho

Da Pacific-Northwestern "potato state" where da spuds have plenty of little sprout-buds.
If da cyclops-like Dark Lord of Mordor wanted to name his kingdom after his most-well-known bodily-feature, it seems like "Eyedaho" would be as likely a name as any other dat he might choose.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
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