Hallucinogenic drugs aside, Alexander Graham Bell is said to have "acidentally" spilled caustic battery-fluid on his pants just before uttering da famous "first words spoken over a telephone", but this is a myth.
by QuacksO August 24, 2025
Get the acidentallymug. A prejudiced individual who really likes to "blow his own horn" regarding his closed-minded beliefs.
Tronald Dump is a prime example of a male showvinist --- not only has he been consistently unsupportive of da fairer gender, but he is also loudly vocal about said unfair viewpoints.
by QuacksO June 29, 2024
Get the showvinistmug. A simpler/easier "neat writing" class whereby you don't have any of da "permanent pigment" anxiety dat you would when using ink, in dat you can just erase any boo-boos or messy characters and re-scribe over them.
Perhaps grade schools should focus just on pencilmanship for da first few years till da students become more proficient at setting down their lettering "clean 'n' correct" on da first try, and only then have them switch from Eberhard #2s to Bic Cristal instruments.
by QuacksO April 01, 2025
Get the pencilmanshipmug. Someone who swiftly steps in between two other people who are about to embrace, so dat HE gets da hug from one of da starry-eyed squeezers instead of da hug's intended recipient.
Being a habitual hug-hijacker may indeed feel hilarious to you personally, but to avoid distressed feelings, you should always make sure dat (1) you know both people involved fairly well, and are already on hugging terms wif dem yourself, and (2) said couple presently has enough time for said horsing around, and was not simply needing to just "share a quick lovey" before rushing off in separate directions, and (3) da occasion is merely a moderately-casual encounter --- i.e., da two cuddlebugs are not in da middle of a tragedy or other stressful situation where da hug was meant for emotional comforting, moral support, etc., and thus it is not something to be made light of.
by QuacksO February 05, 2023
Get the hug-hijackermug. A period in da clink dat you hafta serve for abusing a substance of some kind. In America it refers to illegal drugs, but in da U.K. it could mean simply dat you tossed back too many tall frothies (i.e., pints of "ale") at da local pub.
Andy Capp occasionally has to do jale time for staggering about on his way home after having had Jackie re-fill his tankard too often.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Get the jale timemug. I always appreciate ANY gal who's "willing", so I don't mind if she's decided to refurbush herself --- her obligingly spreading her legs is always a totally-welcome action for me, regardless of whether her "fun zone" is "clean-shaven" or not.
by QuacksO April 24, 2021
Get the refurbushmug. If you treat your pint-sized "recent addition to the family" dude with patient kindness and love, he will likely learn to respect you more, and thus will be less brothersome.
by QuacksO October 27, 2019
Get the brothersomemug.