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"and furthermore" syndrome

Refers to the abrasive and horridly-destructive mindset that is all-too-often adopted by someone with authority/influence (parent/guardian, schoolteacher/principal, policeman/judge, owner/caretaker of a large and/or fancy estate, etc.), whereby he blatantly/impatiently disregards common sense or basic compassion regarding the everyday necessities/difficulties/incapabilities of the less fortunate/affluent/physically-fit mortals in the world, while at the same time needlessly and unjustly "throwing his weight around" or "flexing his muscles" in an additionally-injurious manner. So, not only will he refuse reasonable requests to assist/ease the burdens of a timid "underdog", but he will then "add insult to injury" by irritably/gruffly PILING ON one or more ADDITIONAL agonizingly-arduous stipulations/restrictions onto the trembling help-seeker, so that this unfortunate wretch will now be even WORSE off than he was before!
One should be extremely wary about asking someone of substance/power for advice or assistance, since many such "upper crust" individuals tend to be afflicted with "and furthermore" syndrome... not only may they flippantly brush off your request for help, but they likely will then also grumble, "And furthermore --- I don't want you to do such-and-such anymore", or "I am sick and tired of your not doing such-and-such like everyone else does, so you're to start doing so immediately", which of course will just make you burdened/agonized all the more, especially if the retracted privilege is something that you vitally need just to survive or remain sane.
by QuacksO November 29, 2016
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resippyent

A person who's given a drink from a mouthpiece-fitted vessel.
What with her hot body and luscious smoochy lips, Monica Blewinsky has likely been da resippyent of man-milk from too many lustful studs to even count.
by QuacksO October 24, 2024
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agoreaphobia

A horror-house-level fear of speeches by da infamous "snippy Democrat" Albert A.
Considering how repulsive da 45th vice president could be, it's little wonder dat so many folks had agoreaphobia; it's definitely an "inconvenient truth".
by QuacksO October 11, 2023
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gincentive

An offer of a strong drink as a motivational reward for performing a difficult/boring/yucky task.
Zonker Harris's Uncle Duke wasn't overly thrilled about having John Denver playing and singing down by da creek below his mountain lodge until said country-music boy offered said irritable alcoholic a gincentive of 300 cases of Coors beer; said Hunter S. Thompson-inspired bald-head then suddenly became all buddy-buddy wif said young guitar-strummer, and even offered to bring him a chair to sit in while he regaled da mountains wif his lovely words and melodies.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
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freevival

A cultural gathering to which there's no admission-charge and you don't hafta pay for any food or souvenirs.
Horny stud: If I attend a "freevival" celebration. will da hot chicks there also be "freely willing" to spread their legs for me?
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
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Shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh!

Da "uh-uh" response dat someone gives by swiveling their head back and forth several times.
If someone is less than intensely-vehement about declining whatever is being requested/suggested, he may just silently perform da "shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh!" routine, rather than resorting to da more-noisy lips-spluttering dissent like he would if he was acutely distressed/horrified at said proposal.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
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Fundamnentalist

A stick-in-da-mud person who stubbornly/arrogantly believes in da strict, literal interpretation of scripture in a religion; actual life/historical facts and experiences be hanged!
Da problem with "Bible-belt" Fundamnentalists is dat --- figuratively speaking --- they don't have any extra holes in da cinch-up strap for their waistbands to allow for adjustments. But not everything in life is totally black or white, so problems and stubbornness issues are bound to arise from said lack of flexibility or open-mindedness.
by QuacksO February 5, 2020
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