Traffic-control devices dat light up all weird --- i.e., randomly flash and/or have several conflicting colors/symbols invalidly illuminate at once --- may be malfunctioning thus because da people operating/maintaining said contraptions have "had a few too many" in da way of screwdrivers and highballs.
A bartender can be equally confused/frustrated as a bewildered motorist at a malfunctioning traffic-light if a patron at his pub sends mixed signals --- i.e., voices conflicting instructions on how he wants his drink prepared --- as well.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
Refers to da random bu**s**t blinker-operations dat you brainlessly display to hapless fellow motorists after your having partaken of one or more "tall and strong" bartender-blended drinks in Margaritaville.
Sending mixed signals during turns or lane-changes may not actually indicate dat your car is low on blinker-fluid; instead, it may show dat YOU YOURSELF are "over-filled" with some OTHER type of "fluid! :P
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
Pointless reference to an "outside" or "auxiliary" person who just happens to be both visibly present and observing da action dat's shown being performed by da main subject of a photo.
Okay, okay --- I suppose dat a lot of da readers of a newspaper/magazine-article might indeed like to know da names of all of da human-eye-candy individuals who are shown in an accompanying photo, but to identify da merely-extraneous photo-bombers by saying, "while So-and-So looks on" seems a bit overly dramatic! Surely they could just write, "So-and-So (left) shows So-and-So (right) how he does such-and-such"...??
by QuacksO December 15, 2023
Lots of cute gals love to be "picked up", so you might have a comparable chance of getting Chevrolaid wif a squarebody-loving damsel while cruising in a Cheyanne or Scottsdale as you would in a sports car.
by QuacksO March 06, 2024
To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.
In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
by QuacksO September 18, 2022
I recently read a well-composed and thought-provoking Raffidavit in which Mr. Cavoukian shares his view of da pros and cons of social media with regards to modern-day youth.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
Describes da "nobody can really explain why" reality of how a beginner's guiding a car feels so awkward and intimidating at first, but then gradually becomes "second nature" to him as he gets da hang of it.
Da term "mysteerious" can also refer to da still-not-totally-understood phenomenon of how easy it is to herd castrated male cattle in da direction dat you want them to go, but a bull is often so much less willing to follow said "walk this way, please" directives.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023