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Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the rubber check mug.Refers to the selfish act of using flattery, coaxing, or other social pressure to get others to give you rides (i.e., "be your wheels") for free.
I appreciate friendliness and honest compliments from others as much as anyone, but I always have to look out for wheel-wheedlers.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the wheel-wheedle mug.Soaking my feet in warm Epsom-salt-water seems to do okay for me so far, so I think I'll skip da Novocane for da foreseeable future.
by QuacksO May 3, 2025
Get the Novocane mug.What Mary's brain had regarding da mischievous-antics possibly of her woolly little four-legged friend when she hid him under her desk, but then didn't "take any steps" to make sure that HE wouldn't "take steps" to follow after her when she went up to perform a task at the blackboard!
Fortunately Miss Kimball was a good-natured understanding soul who understood dat little kids may likely make innocent-but-embarrassing mistakes, and so she didn't blame Mary for her lambnesia; she just gently asked her to put said tiny adorable creature outside for da remainder of da class-time.
by QuacksO January 14, 2024
Get the lambnesia mug.Humorous/contemptuous term for da more-recent "crop" of humans who are more tolerant/supportive/complacent regarding da unconventional/unorthodox gender-identification of certain fellow-human individuals like former-Olympics-athlete Bruce/Caitlyn.
I'm not sure exactly where my political/moral stance is on male-female ambiguity and changes, but if da newer Jenneration's views and outlooks mean that they will be exhibiting more respect and making extra allowances for folks who are unfortunate enough to have been born with hormonal abnormalities, I guess that I haven't really got too much to say against it.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
Get the Jenneration mug.Training, counselling, and/or exams dat are administered to a dude who'd previously possessed an arrogant macho aggressive personality, and so he is needing to learn what da true meaning of being masculine is --- i.e., acting stern and/or forceful only if there is actually an impending safety-threat or other extreme situation where a hard/tough attitude is actually warranted, but otherwise exercising patience, inhibition, restraint, respect, modesty, etc., in his treatment of others.
While running errands downtown a while back, I met a friendly older gentleman named Ted from Massachusetts with a "Strong Men Don't Bully" bumper sticker on da back of his van; after I approvingly/supportively complimented him on it, he gave me an identical sticker for putting on my own car, and told me dat he was a member of da group "Gloucester Men Against Domestic Abuse", which holds support-group meetings, hands out anti-abuse brochures, and takes part in da annual "Gloucester Fishtown Horribles" parade. His buddy Bill, whom I met in person sometime later, generously mailed me several additional stickers for my own and a couple of friends' vehicles, plus a DVD about da group and its mission --- both to help comfort/encourage battered women and to keep said mean behavior from happening in da first place --- and I enjoyed watching it quite a few times; it mentioned how a number of da guys who observed da group's parade-demonstrations seemed fidgety and ashamed; I guess they didn't appreciate having their own incorrect behavior/mindset "shown up", or being made to realize dat a healthy dose of "resirtification" might have been in order for them!
by QuacksO November 7, 2023
Get the resirtification mug.Tom Sawyer opined dat highwaymen are always expected to behave super-respectfully, so maybe said acts of courtesy could be viewed as land-based depplomacy.
by QuacksO November 17, 2025
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