allotimony

A "grim grins" way of describing da exorbitant amount dat an ex-spouse is often compelled to pay da person whom he divorced.
If "Wild Willie" Clinton had to pay child-support to all of da women whom he got knocked up over da decades, he'd sure hafta shell out big-time for "allotimony"!
by QuacksO December 05, 2020
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