Definitions by QuacksO

disagscreament 

Totally out-of-control shouting-match.

Whenever you hear boot-camp officials speak, they usually sound so hoarse; it's no wonder, what with all the absurdly-heated disagscreaments they get into with their recruits and/or each other.

disagscreament by QuacksO December 8, 2020

delaid 

Refers to da action of a gal's spreading her legs for an eager stud having to be held up or postponed for a while.

Tiffany regretfully told me dat she'd forgotten to take her pills, and so our planned wild night of hot 'n' heavy lovin' had to be delaid for a few days.

delaid by QuacksO December 8, 2020

Acurate

Refers to something that's correct and truthful regarding a luxury-grade Honda

Honda's "yup-scale" brand is enthusiastically touted as being really terrific and wonderful, but judging by the high volume of consumer complaints over the past few years regarding said vehicle-brand's quality and performance, I am not really sure if all of that grandiose puffery is completely Acurate!

Acurate by QuacksO December 8, 2020

wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.

If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.

wind turban by QuacksO December 7, 2020

Garfunkel Says 

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

Garfunkel Says by QuacksO December 6, 2020

nopescale 

Anything lower-middle-class (i.e., da opposite of "yupscale").

Unlike da "fancy-pants" retailers like Neiman Marcus or Bloomingdale's, Wal-Mart is more of a basic-needs "nopescale" chain dat caters to folks of more modest means.

nopescale by QuacksO December 6, 2020

Simon and Garfinkel's 

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

Simon and Garfinkel's by QuacksO December 6, 2020