QuacksO's definitions
How da O.K. Corral was after Mr. Earp and his law-enforcement associates engaged in their famous shootout and subdued or eliminated all of da noisily-gun-blasting outlaws.
If da outlaw gang "Cowboys" had simply followed da "no guns within city limits" ordinance and thus not run afoul of da local marshals, things might have remained "all qwyatt on the western front" for everyone involved.
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Get the all qwyatt on the western frontmug. I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life, so I never seek out a "saloontion" to a particular debacle dat comes along --- I take care of my life's issues through honest thought and hard work, thank you very much. Downing tall frothies is **never** da answer --- da pesky problems are still gonna be there after you sober up again!
by QuacksO August 15, 2020
Get the saloontionmug. A total "disassembly down to da frame" overhaul of a weight-scale, paying particular attention to making sure dat it correctly reads "0" after it's been serviced and put back together.
Performing a complete taredown and rebuild of a scale --- no matter how through --- really isn't gonna do much good if its operator is gonna be "playing funny business" while using said weighing device, such as taping pebbles of lead sinkers underneath da measuring-platform, putting his thumb on da tray, etc.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
Get the complete taredown and rebuildmug. by QuacksO December 26, 2021
Get the fellowniousmug. The act of shamelessly participating in an unethical/selfish "game" of unfairly benefiting from someone else's creative wordplay ideas, whereby you vote to reject an Urban Dictionary submission that you jealously view as extra-clever/humorous, and then you yourself submit that very same definition in your own name, as if it was you who thought up the word-idea.
I submitted a word to UD and had it rejected, yet a few days later it appeared in very similar form --- sure sounds like playgerism to me!
by QuacksO December 18, 2017
Get the playgerismmug. An ornamental dangly-bit for a necklace dat is intended to look cool/impressive all on its own, regardless of what other jewelry and/or garments dat da wearer is sporting.
A nice simple crystal bauble hangin' from an elegant chain can be super-attractive just in and of itself, without any supplementary decorations; it will be independant.
by QuacksO June 2, 2023
Get the independantmug. Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
Get the second-hand massagemug.