QuacksO's definitions

reeltor

An "I fish, therefore I lie" house-flipper who pedals lakeside properties in da hopes dat avid anglers will get "hooked" by da prospect of exceptional fly-rod action.

A reeltor may really "scale up" his hype of a certain property in hopes of a bountiful "catch" --- i.e., a handsome-figured sale and/or a fat commission --- but all too often he may instead merely lament da "size of da one dat got away" --- i.e., how well-lined da pockets were of da home-seeker who decided not to buy from him.

by QuacksO April 8, 2025

collobberation

A joint effort to pummel someone.

Da Three Stooges sure had a lotta collobberation throughout their various escapades.

by QuacksO February 22, 2020

Droppler Effect

The weary jaded feeling of "letdown" that one usually experiences after a much-anticipated event (such as a talent-concert or other much-hyped cultural bash, dinner-date, "important" business meeting, etc.) which turns out to be significantly less satisfying or worthwhile than had been expected or hoped for. So, like the "Doppler Effect" that is heard as a noisy vehicle zooms by (the sound of the jalopy's engine is higher as it bears down on your position and then drops drastically in pitch as it rushes headlong into the distance), one's mood and emotions suffer a similar "roller-coaster" or "sugar-crash" journey... you are all keyed up and excited beforehand with your heartbeat going a-mile-a-minute as you eagerly anticipate the looked-forward-to event, and then afterwards you feel disappointed and exhausted, with your whole being slowed into a state of draggy disillusionment.

Cool dude #1: Zheesh, man --- THAT garage band really sucked... dunno when I've ever heard worse performing!
Cool dude #2: Ya, fer shure, buddy --- major Droppler Effect from THAT one!

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

friendly fire

Refers to where a dragon uses its most famous capability to assist others in a positive and healthy way, such as to warm them up, light a stove or grill, etc.

Da heroic act of Pete's dragon in igniting da lighthouse's damp burner-wick is a classic example of friendly fire.

by QuacksO January 24, 2023

evictim

What an ex-squatter blubberingly claims to be after getting thrown out of a residence dat he has no legal right to occupy.

Tronald Dump squallingly claims to be an evictim of shoddy and/or dishonest voting-processes; whether or not it's true, however, he has no room to talk, since events leading up to his OWN election were highly questionable.

by QuacksO March 9, 2021

coronation

Refers to a ceremony performed on a variety of occasions, such as:
(1) When someone remembers to "bring in the old device" (i.e., battery, starter, alternator, etc.) to exchange at an auto-parts store and thus avoid the core-charge when purchasing a new one (in this instance, it is often spelled "coreonation").
(2) When someone receives a promotion, gets married, etc, and so everyone present cracks open da ol' lime-wedge-spiked bottles of Corona Lite.
(3) A trepidatious "newbie" welder has managed to strike his first arc, and so everyone around him is having an impromptu celebration of the lovely brilliant-blue "corona" that he successfully created.

I watched an old documentary of Princess Di's coronation, but I was surprised to see that not one of the many attendees appeared to be actually drinking any bottles of "frothy'n' lime" --- what's up with that???

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

generass

Freely allowing tongue-lolling hornies access to your butt-cheeks.

If a plus-sized chick has a "generass" --- i.e., a behind of ample proportions --- then conceivably she could be "generass" with more than one squeezable-flesh-loving stud at da same time, since there would be plenty of her to go around, even if they were all simultaneously applying their kneading hands to her butt.

by QuacksO August 27, 2024