1. Where a dude is administered a dose of meds by inserting a smooth-tipped syringe into his urethra.
2. Where Dude#1 jizzes into a specially-designed syringe as described in Definition #1, and then injects said jizz into Dude#2's tallywacker so that his own sperm will be also released along with Dude#2's load during his next intercourse-session.
2. Where Dude#1 jizzes into a specially-designed syringe as described in Definition #1, and then injects said jizz into Dude#2's tallywacker so that his own sperm will be also released along with Dude#2's load during his next intercourse-session.
Intrapenis injection can be useful in at least two commonly-occurring circumstances: one is if Dude #1 wishes that the gal whom Dude#2 is about to mate with would allow him to "do it" with her, too, and so at least he can know that his own love-juice will be deposited into the gal's "special spot" along with the other guy's load; the other situation would be if the two guys are concerned that the gal may get pregnant, and so they hope to confuse a DNA-test by mixing up their jizz on its way in.
by QuacksO February 01, 2018
Get the intrapenis injectionmug. Falsely saying that you've had your "plumbing pinched" so that eager-but-not-wanting-the-pitter-patter-of-little-feet studs will feel safe in "doing it" with you.
Checking the medical records of a hot chick is a wise thing to do before "going all the way with her", since sometimes a lady's assurances that she's been surgically altered is just a tubal liegation.
by QuacksO September 26, 2020
Get the tubal liegationmug. After listening to a really lovely and "sensitively performed" piece of music played on a harp, I'd naturally assumed dat it had been performed by a thoughtful-faced slight-figured lady with small slender hands --- what a sirprise it was to learn dat said sweetly-serene artistic work had in fact been delicately strummed out by a towering hulk of a dude with huge gorilla-paws!
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
Get the sirprisemug. Denotes da no-longer-current status of whatever stupid-a** topic dat someone is bawling and blubbering about.
It was indeed unfortunate dat President Lincoln got assassinated, but dat event happened almost 160 years ago, so it seems like kind of a sobsolete event to get tear-floodingly emotional about.
by QuacksO December 29, 2021
Get the sobsoletemug. As a teenager and in Original Timeline 1985, Biff Tannen was always hurling wimplications at George McFly; in reality, da arrogant Biff was just as big a coward as George, but he used bullying tactics to cover up his own feelings of insecurity.
by QuacksO November 03, 2022
Get the wimplicationsmug. If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
Get the volume discountmug. If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.
by QuacksO October 04, 2019
Get the Montezooma's revengemug.