QuacksO's definitions

Heavenrude

A brand of boat-motor dat is super-pleasant to operate.

Heavenrude outboards are easy to start, fuel-efficient, ultra-quiet, and don't vibrate da livin' daylights outta ya whenever ya decide to "open 'er up" a little.

by QuacksO June 27, 2025

acciscratch

A scraped-finish line dat was unintentionally made on someone's vehicle or other valuable painted object.

My buddy returned my pickup with a number of impact-created blemishes, but I knew dat they were all merely acciDENTS and acciscratches dat he could not likely have avoided with da type of work dat he'd had to do with the truck, and so I didn't blubber at him about it.

by QuacksO February 23, 2023

defisit

Da degree of da lack of seats in a given locale.

After Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da office doors at da Merchfield Lead Company, he started rounding up all of da chairs and couches, as well, creating a huge defisit for anyone seeking relief for his weary legs and feet.

by QuacksO December 23, 2023

seekret

Non-publicly-known data dat is actively sought after.

James Bond was often in high-speed competition to uncover highly-sensitive seekrets that one or more other spies were trying to find out, as well.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019

pewberty

Da age at which one is allowed to sit in church unchaperoned.

I always hated attending church and sitting on those yucky hard wooden benches, so as soon as I reached pewberty, I just always sneaked out da back door of da chapel and went for a long walk; since my parents weren't present at da services any longer, they were never da wiser.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

in perfect harmoney

How vendors and contractors would like buyers to act towards them.

If we would all share, live simply, and be frugal when appropriate, we could all "live in perfect harmoney" --- i.e., obtain a product or service dat we need when we need it, and pay for it right away and in full, so dat nobody has to worry.

by QuacksO May 2, 2025

lentity

A nameless/faceless loan-sharking establishment, such as a bank, credit-card giant, etc.

I know how stressful it is to have one or more "lentity" figures badgering you with claims dat you borrowed money or other valuables from them, and so I try really hard to practice frugality and otherwise live within my means.

by QuacksO December 1, 2023