Definitions by QuacksO

alphabetical attributes 

BATtributes: Details of either a wooden baseball-whacker, or a flying cave-dweller.
CATtributes: Da specifics of Mr. Furry-Purry.
DATtributes: Da performance-specs of 21st-century audio-recording.
FATtributes: How overweight someone is, and whether it's due to overeating, junk food, or a medial condition.
GATTributes: Details of da infamous international-commerce accord which was much-frowned-upon by many countries.
HATtributes: Da appearance, fit, and quality of head-wear.
KATtributes: Da ingredients, size/weight, and texture/taste of da famous red-wrapped candy-bar.
LATTE-ributes: How good your cup of milky espresso was.
MATTE-ributes: Details of a non-glossy painting.

Other examples of alphabetical attributes are:
NATtributes: Da appearance and personality of Daniel McCormick's pint-sized side-kick in "Forever Young".
PATtributes: Da dimensions of a slab of butter, Trish's particular qualities, or da delightfulness-level of gentle palm-bounces on someone's shoulder or head.

RATtributes: Da anatomical details of everyone's least-favorite rodent.
SATtributes: How someone rests on his butt, or da perceived difficulty/fairness of school-exams.
TATtributes: How Madea defines her temper-management issues ("I'm not angry; I'm just gettin' da gotters!")
VATtributes: Details regarding a large laboratory-basin.
WATTributes: Da voltage and current of da "angry pixies" in an electrical circuit.

alphabetical attributes by QuacksO February 24, 2021

girl-squirrel 

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

girl-squirrel by QuacksO February 24, 2021

Eveolution 

Da theory dat we all came from a lovely creation of Adam's rib.

Da idea of Eveolution is all well and good for living creatures where da female in da species is da one dat bears da offspring, but male seahorses are da ones dat give birth to da female's matured embryos, so perhaps we'd hafta go wif "Adamolution" in cases like dat.

Eveolution by QuacksO February 23, 2021

bridle shower

A party whereby people give ya gifts to help wif caring fer yer newly-acquired horse.

If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.

bridle shower by QuacksO February 23, 2021

sirmise 

What male chauvinists arrogantly do when deciding how da fairer gender should treat them, and vice-versa.

I think dat female humans are da greatest thing on Earth, so I would never sirmise to feel or act superior to them.

sirmise by QuacksO February 23, 2021

injunuity 

Cleverly-sneaky methods utilized by disrespecters of Native Americans in da hope of bilking them out of their lands, resources, etc.

Fro whatever reasons (opinions vary as to da causes), People of the Red Path are viewed as being especially susceptible to da effects of alcohol, and so it doesn't really take all dat much injunuity to surmise dat they can be persuaded to do what you want if you ply them with enough "fire-water".

injunuity by QuacksO February 23, 2021

olbigotory 

Where one feels dat his being a stubborn and/or prejudiced jerk is a required duty.

Da military claims dat serving your country will "make a man out of you", but often all it really does is make you think dat arrogance and insensitivity are olbigotory.

olbigotory by QuacksO February 23, 2021