QuacksO's definitions
What da highway-patrol is obliged to engage in whenever da local hot-rodder hoodlums decide to play speed-demon in their Camaros and Corvettes.
"Chevy Chase" puns aside, Wikipedia seems to say nothing about "Da Great Triple-C" in reference to his ever taking part in street-racing, so perhaps young motor-heads were "taking da actor's name in vain" when they gleefully used this term to describe all da fun they had with outrunning da cops all over town.
by QuacksO September 9, 2019
Get the Chevy chasemug. Before he was reformed by the three spirits, Ebeneezer Scrooge took great pleasure in being extremely miserly; he would severely centsure his clerk, Bob Cratchit, for even a minuscule amount of needlessly-spent company-funds.
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
Get the centsuremug. A "big fish in a small pond" as far as academics was concerned --- i.e., it was a dolphin-like reptile dat knew a lot of different words for things, and so it was viewed wif awe by its fellow water-dwellers.
As far as we know, none of da dinosaurs or other ancient Earth-dwellers could read or write, so what need would they have for an ichthesaurus???
by QuacksO May 1, 2025
Get the ichthesaurusmug. I'm really not too much into myrrhical cures, but I do appreciate how da gummy resin is sticky and spongy, and so it plugs small holes pretty well.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the myrrhical curemug. A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
by QuacksO December 2, 2018
Get the embracing-towelmug. A fivefold-of-the-usual "inCENTive" --- i.e., a cash-bribe for performing some difficult/disagreeable task.
Indignant old-timer: A DOLLAR to shovel the sidewalk?! Why, when I was your age, son, we only asked for PENNIES!!
Twelve-year-old: I know, sir, but when you were my age, the history-book was a ten-page pamphlet. Acknowledgements to Jeff MacNelly --- the young Skyler says this in response to his much-older Uncle Cosmo's distressed remark upon learning that Skyler got a rather low grade in history class: "Skyler, history was my BEST SUBJECT in school!" This is the modern world, and the price of everything is much higher than it used to be, so youngsters' allowances hafta be adjusted accordingly; I need an inNICKELive nowadays if I'm gonna totally bust my butt hefting huge ponderous spadefuls of rock-hard-frozen snow for half an hour.
Twelve-year-old: I know, sir, but when you were my age, the history-book was a ten-page pamphlet. Acknowledgements to Jeff MacNelly --- the young Skyler says this in response to his much-older Uncle Cosmo's distressed remark upon learning that Skyler got a rather low grade in history class: "Skyler, history was my BEST SUBJECT in school!" This is the modern world, and the price of everything is much higher than it used to be, so youngsters' allowances hafta be adjusted accordingly; I need an inNICKELive nowadays if I'm gonna totally bust my butt hefting huge ponderous spadefuls of rock-hard-frozen snow for half an hour.
by QuacksO May 15, 2022
Get the innickelivemug. Tronald Dump claims to be some "scintillating" genius who has all da answers, but his actual "brilliance" is hardly sunonymous!
by QuacksO February 16, 2025
Get the sunonymousmug.