Not to be confused with the cantankerous hairy green sneaky-smile dude who hates Chris --- oops, I should say, da "winter holidays" --- this terms refers to the grating nerve-jarring noise made by a crabbily-dissatisfied person while chewing a less-than-pleasant-textured food in lieu of some more-palatable snack. The disgruntled person shovels in a big mouthful of said hard/lumpy comestible, presses his cheek firmly against the ear of whoever served him said "delightful delicacy" and then begins chomping slowly and irritably (making "grumpy crunch" sounds) in order to inflict maximum auditory annoyance on said stingy host, whom the eater strongly feels should have been more willing/capable of providing him with a more pleasant repast (i.e., crispy-fresh potato chips instead of somewhat-stale veggie-wafers or salt-free corn-chips which not only taste disgusting but are also now as hard as a rock because nobody else wanted to eat 'em either, and so they have been just sitting around for two weeks! Extra points if the unhappy chewer thinks to actually **add* a portion of even more "noisy" food --- like dry-roasted peanuts --- to the disgusting mix prior to falling to, since it will make said grunching all the more grindingly-deafening and thus hopefully more "persuasive" to the host, and compel him to make a trip to the supermarket or corner-grocery in search of more pleasant edibles.
Thrifty-minded parent: I always keep a little cello-pouch of disposable earplugs in my shirt-pocket, so that I can pop 'em in whenever I serve my teenage son a snack of leftovers... not only does it save my having to listen to his whiny complaining, but it also prevents my eardrums from "direct assault" while he's grunching his way through the bowlful. The food I give him is plenty good enough, and he needs to learn about economizing and being non-wasteful... I've told him a thousand times that (A) I'm not made of money and (B) there are children starving in Africa, and so I am NOT going to let perfectly good food just get thrown away, or make a special trip to Kroger's just to satisfy his discriminating palate!
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
Get the grunchmug. Seeing a huge lumbering castrated male cattle-specimen is easy, so there's usually no need to be auSTEER about teaching a wheelman-in-training to STEER clear of said STEER.
by QuacksO December 12, 2023
Get the austeermug. Da also-Mopar-sedan-shaped stone located at da Mayflower's first potential landing-spot on Coastal New England, but dat da Pilgrim-sailors hastily swung away from and instead landed at nearby Plymouth Rock.
Maybe if da ship-riding Puritan Separatists had skipped both Dodge Rock AND Plymouth Rock, and instead landed at Chrysler Rock, it would have been an even more palatable spot wif da combined advantages of da other two locales, since "Da Big C" auto-maker ended up including da "D" and "P" companies.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
Get the Dodge Rockmug. An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.
Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Get the roll-modelmug. Fear-based extortion whereby da perpetrators threaten to rip your cloth or paper items into small shreds if you don't give them what they want.
I hear dat da White House is gonna replace all of its "vulnerable" paper and cloth fabrics with Tyvec to thwart tearrorism.
by QuacksO March 08, 2021
Get the tearrorismmug. Nancy Pelosi refused to detail Obamacare, resulting in whydespread demanding answers about her reluctance to reveal what was actually in said bill.
by QuacksO May 02, 2021
Get the whydespreadmug. A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
Get the birthday suitmug.