QuacksO's definitions

no comparrison

What Skyler discovered regarding two wildly-differing conditions when he'd thought dat he was journeying to da "City of Light" ("I didn't know you could get there by BUS!"), but instead wound up at a marines-training camp.

"Perfessor" Cosmo Fishhawk's hapless nephew discovered dat there was absolutely "no comparrison" between his intended relaxed-'n'-idyllic French-capital destination and da tough-as-nails military establishment dat he mistakenly went to.

by QuacksO July 13, 2025

exsiting

Da super-enthralling action of relocating your no-longer-significant-other to a distant locale dat you wish you could do, so dat you could avoid awkwardly running into him around town after your breakup.

Getting a hundred-yards separation-order against a former lover might be hootin'-'n'-hollerin' entertaining in itself, but making him move far away from you would probably be even more exsiting.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

extraddition

Refers to where ya get yanked back "across da pond" to face da music back in Da States for tacking on unauthorized bonuses and unearned dividends during da course of your employment or other business transactions.

Da term "extraddition" could also refer to someone who's already in dutch in his current locale being grabbed by da authorities in another country to face even more charges for other crimes supposedly committed in said second nation.

by QuacksO February 17, 2023

heredditary

A b**ls**t "my parent is that way, too" excuse for your obsession wif online forums.

Claiming dat your frequent and/or lengthy perusing of and/or posting on internet message-boards is because "it's heredditary" is an invalid defense in two ways --- first of all, just because an older family-member has engaged in an unhealthy practice does not in any way excuse YOU for doing da same --- each of us has an obligation to behave responsibly around our fellow humans as best we reasonably can, regardless of what those who came before us have chosen to do. And then secondly, if you are indeed aware of your senior relative's unwise actions to such a degree dat you can actually verbalize coherently about it, then --- again --- you have da "respect for your fellow man" duty to actively take whatever appropriate steps that are logically within your physical/mental/intellectual capabilities to perform better yourself --- in da words of wise men everywhere, “Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

by QuacksO February 27, 2024

illicitration

A drawing or other explanatory creation dat either shows people how to commit "big no-no" actions, or demonstrates da rampant presence of such misbehavior.

Tronald Dump's current behavior is a glaring illicitration of how corrupt and senselessly-arrogant our government truly is.

by QuacksO April 25, 2025

estimitt

One's best guess as to da size, cost, etc. of a catcher's glove.

Everyone's hands and arms are different, so actually trying on a baseball glove is a wise choice before making an estimitt regarding how fitting or comfy it will be to wear when actually playing on da field.

by QuacksO October 12, 2020

owedometer

Da gauge on your dashboard dat progressively shows how much you're gonna be "in da hole" for da gas to refill your tank as it gets emptier and emptier.

I have an "impulse buy" problem, so I sure wish dat SHOPPING CARTS had an "owedometer" on their wheels to warn me how about much my total bill is running up as I trundle said trolley around da department store or supermarket!

by QuacksO April 1, 2020