QuacksO's definitions
What a cutie-chick receives when nestling her head between two nice guys' warm fuzzy chests during a group-canoodle.
The symphony of a stereo-heartbeat hug is one of the most heavenly sounds in the world for a gal to hear, and is very easy and simple to experience --- just smilingly offer two friendly dudes a group-hug, and then lean yer head over in front when they obligingly cuddle up on either side of ya, so dat ya can press yer ears against their hearts.
by QuacksO December 19, 2018
Get the stereo-heartbeat hugmug. Sarcastic term for da extended period dat it typically takes someone whose mind works super-slowly to decide on anything.
Jack Benny only took a few seconds to decide da hilariously-famous "Your money or your life" choice, but to da impatient crook, it seemed like a mullenium!
by QuacksO February 13, 2024
Get the mulleniummug. Richie Rich Jr. viewed his sandlot-kid pals as quite da luxjury, in dat they would both advise him regarding how certain items in his company's tasty line of comestibles would likely appeal to da general public, and have his back in times of distress or danger.
by QuacksO January 26, 2025
Get the luxjurymug. Corporate greed of Johns-Manville et al caused them to blatantly disregard the extreme hazards of asworstas.
by QuacksO October 20, 2024
Get the asworstasmug. Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.
Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.
by QuacksO July 9, 2021
Get the stocking-stouffersmug. A sudden and widespread "firestorm" of cash-seeking litigation following a major disturbance in the political/social/economic "weather".
Once it is shown that a certain medication or other publicly-distributed product is unsafe or not properly tested, it generally sparks a veritable tsuenami of court-cases.
by QuacksO March 8, 2019
Get the tsuenamimug. Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.
by QuacksO November 7, 2023
Get the pork and beansmug.