QuacksO's definitions
Refers to any street dat you will wanna avoid walking along so as not to run afoul of neighborhood toughs.
It's always safer to take one or more companions with you when you travel on foot, especially if you hafta go on any bullyvards.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
Get the bullyvardmug. A court-hearing regarding one or more purported wrongdoings while either perched in da saddle or driving a horse-drawn conveyance of some kind.
If there had been a proper arreinment regarding Genuine Risk's being illegally/unethically prevented from winning da 1980 Preakness Stakes due to da atrocious actions of her opponent's jockey, perhaps she would have gotten her totally-deserved winner's status.
by QuacksO January 28, 2021
Get the arreinmentmug. Even fairly-small children can easily learn how to use simple beach-toy implements to build a sandcastle, so there should be little need for adult scoopervision once they get da hang of it.
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
Get the scoopervisionmug. Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
by QuacksO April 24, 2015
Get the sexual blackout datesmug. A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.
Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.
by QuacksO December 5, 2021
Get the speckulationmug. Refers to either:
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".
Perhaps a bouncy bouncer could actually engage in both types of activities as described above --- i.e., he could initially inform a pair of amorous drunks dat its "time to take it outside", but then propose a "threesome deal" --- i.e., offer to allow them to continue with their alcohol-steeped lovies right then and there, if they'll simply allow him to join in on da fun for a little while.
by QuacksO January 21, 2023
Get the bouncy bouncermug. Da feeling of "deflated" disappointment dat you invariably feel after watching an upbeat ad about a new pharmaceutical-breakthrough product and gleefully think dat maybe you should try it, only to then be bombarded with a ton of "this medication can be dangerous or fatal in certain instances" revelations at da end, and you therefore begin having serious second thoughts regarding said wonder-drug because one or more of da circumstances dat they mention most certainly WOULD apply to you.
What good is a prescription drug if it's so dangerous for people of weaker physique to take it??? Talk about a medication-cautions letdown --- da less-robust folks in da population are often the very people who most-greatly NEED medical help --- anyone who would be strong/healthy enough to risk taking said potentially-super-hazardous medication wouldn't likely need it in da first place!
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
Get the medication-cautions letdownmug.