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Getting a boob-job so that you can pass yourself off as someone else with more attractive "natural" ta-tas.
Identitty theft is often practiced by women who have been jilted or passed over by a hot stud in favor of a more "luscious looker"; said spurned chicks therefore find out what said more-appealingly-endowed chicks' chest-treasures look like, and then have appropriate plastic surgery done to modify their own "girls" so that said fun-bubbles will closely resemble --- or hopefully even be more attractive than --- those of the gals who took their place in their exes' lustful affections, so that they can have a fighting chance of winning back said departed hunks once again.
by QuacksO April 17, 2019
Get the identitty theft mug.No worries about carnivorous predators' devouring large amounts of the offspring of fish or frogs in a particular area --- adult females simply produce lots more of them in respawnse.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
Get the respawnse mug.Refers to the behavior of a clergyman whom his parishioners view as "stingy with the till", whereby he seems to not spend the church's donations freely enough for their intended purposes, such as to help the community's needy, perform upkeep on the church building, etc.
Ever since that new pastor came to town, the chiurch's bankroll has indeed fattened considerably, but the church has gotten kinda dingy-looking, and the low-income locals have been complaining of feeling ignored and neglected --- sounds like parsonmonious behavior to me!
by QuacksO June 13, 2018
Get the parsonmonious mug.A huge internal-surge rush dat some web-surfers experience when they happen upon a comparatively-rare ".org" website when most of da other sites they see end wif ".com".
If a virile stud "comes" across a non-commercial-domain webpage, he may have such a "dot-orgasm" at finding said non-"dot-com" internet-address dat he might actually experience a "dot-cum" from it.
by QuacksO December 15, 2025
Get the dot-orgasm mug.Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
Get the show and tell mug.Describes da practice of donating large amounts of one's time/effort to assist others in writing responses on applications, contracts, tests, etc.
Since da infamous Paperwork Reduction Act has ultimately done little to actually curb da tidal wave of required forms and documents, there is still a great need for fillinthropic work by people wif da knowledge, patience, and endurance to either scribble da questionnaire-answers onto da "bothersome blanks" themselves, or verbally guide da frustrated/exhausted/clueless info-jotters on what would be best to put down on said assistance-request pages and agreement-sheets.
by QuacksO January 16, 2025
Get the fillinthropic mug.In da infamous "July is National Baked Bean Month" speech, da speaker would likely be assigned pewnitive damages if said scenario had happened in real life.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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