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Brrrrmuda

A supposed "balmy paradise" dat's actually in a shivery locale.
Jack Frost tried to turn Santa's workshop into a regular "Brrrrmuda", but all he ended up doing was create a shamelessly-for-profit commercial empire dat all of da elves --- and da reindeer --- secretly hated.
by QuacksO November 24, 2023
mugGet the Brrrrmudamug.

safe sax

The practice of multiple musicians' using disposable mouthpiece-covers when sharing Zoot's instrument of choice, to reduce the spread of germs.
For band-practice on a budget, one needs only to practice safe sax; a bulk-package of disposable mouthpiece-covers is much cheaper than purchasing individual instruments for everyone, especially for larger bands.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
mugGet the safe saxmug.

widespread occurrence

An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.
Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
mugGet the widespread occurrencemug.

double-blind study

A medical experiment where neither the testers nor the subjects have any idea what they're doing or what the actual risks might be. Why, for all the testers know, they themselves might also be accidentally ingesting the substance under test and be totally unaware of this fact, as well --- NOT a healthy or safe situation.
The infamous ‘Elephant Man’ drugs-trial --- all six of the test-subjects nearly died --- is a classic case of a double-blind study gone horribly wrong --- talk about the blind leading the blind!
by QuacksO March 12, 2018
mugGet the double-blind studymug.

littlery

A game of chance with only paltry-amount payout-prizes.
If you hafta buy dozens or hundreds of tickets before you win da LOTtery, said winnings may feel merely like you played da LITTLEry.
by QuacksO October 2, 2020
mugGet the littlerymug.

sadiscipline

A combination of "sadistic" and "discipline". What the abusive Gerald Strickland frequently indulged in while self-servingly carrying out his duties as school principal of Hill Valley High.
Gerald Strickland's disgracefully autocratical behavior (not to mention his blatant hypocrisy, such as making a huge noisy offended show of disapproving of Biff's drinking, yet he himself was a closet alcoholic) towards the teens under his authority was obviously just sadiscipline --- he didn't really care about his students; he just craved a constant power-trip.
by QuacksO August 21, 2019
mugGet the sadisciplinemug.

girlft

A chick who's given to you as a present.
Sergent Louise Lugg is always trying to get Sarge to become romantically involved with her, but he often does not seem overly interested, and so she has to resort to more extreme means of getting his attention, one time even swaddling her massive bulk in a big ribbon and bow, and then presenting herself to him as a "girlft".
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
mugGet the girlftmug.

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