Definitions by QuacksO

Ford Taurtoise 

Da "slow 'n' steady" mid-size sedan dat saved da "fix or repair daily" member of "Da Big Three" from bankruptcy.

If da Ford Taurtoise and da Volkswagen Rabbit had a speed and/or endurance competition, I wonder who would win?

Ford Taurtoise by QuacksO June 20, 2021

Austinato 

A type of musical phrase dat is either (1) played or composed by someone named "Austin", or (2) is included in a musical work dat is performed in a city in southeastern Texas.

If da Six Million Dollar Man performed a concert in a certain Lone Star State locale, would da music be said to include "double Austinato" passages???

Austinato by QuacksO June 20, 2021

constitchuents 

(1) Da assorted basics of sewing.
(2) Da various individual laborers who make up a company dat produces sewn-fabric goods, such as apparel or tents.

To produce durable/attractive clothing, every member in da production must do a neat and uniform job wif da ol' needle-and-thread; if any one of said constitchuents messes up, da whole operation can get screwed up.

constitchuents by QuacksO June 20, 2021

talksicology

Da branch of science concerned wif da nature, effects, and detection of unwise and/or hostile verbal communication.

Riverdale High School chef Miss Beazley quit in a frenzied paroxysm of huffy indignation at Mr. Patton Howitzer's blatant verbal abuse towards her regarding her revolting/sub-standard cooking; she should recommend dat he have a talksicology study performed on him.

talksicology by QuacksO June 20, 2021

preputation 

How well you're known for "doing your homework" beforehand.

I'm well known in da community for my careful/thorough cleaning and priming of surfaces to be joined and/or coated before applying da adhesive, sealant, paint, etc. Now DAT'S a preputation dat I'm actually very GLAD to have developed!

preputation by QuacksO June 19, 2021

khangregation

A gathering of folks who favor da beliefs, ideas, actions, etc. of da infamous Ceti Alpha V colonizer.

Da evil power-hungry Star Trek character is frightening enough just on his own, but we should REALLY look out if he actually forms a khangregation of like-minded individuals!

khangregation by QuacksO June 19, 2021

tornament

A sports-athletes gathering where everyone plays so hard dat dey get huge rips in their uniforms.

I learned sewing as a young child, and now I make extra money by attending every tornament in da country, and offering to sew up da players' uniforms whenever they get damaged.

tornament by QuacksO June 19, 2021