An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
by QuacksO April 23, 2018
Get the homo erectusmug. "Old school" dress-codes dat are so incredibly outdated dat da rule-books in which said long-obsolete directives are written have been merely sitting on a back shelf somewhere for decades.
I agree dat torso-and-legs-covering swimsuits are an example of modusty laws, but women's wearing just a skimpy "whale-tail" thong and two tiny triangles up top seems like going too far in da other direction.
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
Get the modusty lawsmug. Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.
I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
Get the money-launderingmug. A real "blast" of a U.S. commander-in-chief with a big "booming" voice who created a lot of "thunder" during his presidency.
Maybe it's fortunate dat James Bucannon only served one term in da White House, or his politically "explosive" viewpoints and actions might have eventually sparked a Guy-Fawkes-style "gunpowder rebellion"!
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the James Bucannonmug. When one of Jack Benny's script-writers told his colleague dat he was "thinking it over" regarding what Jack should say next in response to da episode's last-composed line, "Your money or your life", he'd had no idea what a funomenon of "solid gold" comedy-material he had just uttered.
by QuacksO January 13, 2025
Get the funomenonmug. If a male criminal commits a "fellany", what is a crime that a female crook commits called? A "belleny"?
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
Get the fellanymug. A. A positive cheerful jovial mood
B. Higher-quality alcoholic beverages that contribute to the elevated frame of mind described in Example A
B. Higher-quality alcoholic beverages that contribute to the elevated frame of mind described in Example A
My bibulous and finicky neighbor is in "good spirits" only if he has access to ample quantities of **good spirits**, as in, finer-tasting (and also costlier!) liquors than the bargain-basement Black Velvet variety.
by QuacksO February 04, 2017
Get the good spiritsmug.