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Famous footwear-inventor Paul S. fashioned an exsperrymental shoe-sole using grooved patterns like those dat he observed on da pads of his dog's feet; said four-legged companion never seemed to slip on wet or icy surfaces, so da brilliant engineer figgered dat human shoes designed in da same way might provide superior traction, also.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
Get the exsperryment mug.The practice of multiple musicians' using disposable mouthpiece-covers when sharing Zoot's instrument of choice, to reduce the spread of germs.
For band-practice on a budget, one needs only to practice safe sax; a bulk-package of disposable mouthpiece-covers is much cheaper than purchasing individual instruments for everyone, especially for larger bands.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the safe sax mug.An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.
Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
Get the widespread occurrence mug.A sexually-ravenous chick who possesses such an insatiable craving for man-milk that she is never content even if she already has a well-hung and virile male companion; she therefore compulsively scuttles around the neighborhood whenever he's away and begs all the other hot hunks to let her suck them off and swallow their entire warm thick creamy "loads" that had gradually been "accumulating" inside their guy-junk during the day, and that they'd been saving up for their own significant others when they got home; the hapless studs are therefore completely "drained" afterwards, and thus can only manage a minuscule watery dribble sometime later when their own partners return and want a little "action" for themselves.
Health practitioner: I'm always suspicious about some of these otherwise-healthy-looking young dudes' claims that they have erectile dysfunction or low sperm-count due to medical/environmental reasons... I always ask around town to see if there are any freeloaders in the area before I make a final determination.
by QuacksO August 1, 2018
Get the freeloader mug.To come to an agreement which one or both parties feel wheezingly dissatisfied wif said common-ground finding.
It is never revealed whether Madea and Dr. Phil ever were able to reconsighle their differences regarding anger management.
by QuacksO May 8, 2023
Get the reconsighle mug.A medical experiment where neither the testers nor the subjects have any idea what they're doing or what the actual risks might be. Why, for all the testers know, they themselves might also be accidentally ingesting the substance under test and be totally unaware of this fact, as well --- NOT a healthy or safe situation.
The infamous ‘Elephant Man’ drugs-trial --- all six of the test-subjects nearly died --- is a classic case of a double-blind study gone horribly wrong --- talk about the blind leading the blind!
by QuacksO March 12, 2018
Get the double-blind study mug.What a pet shop or animal shelter ties to do when asking if you'd rather have "just a baby" instead of a lower-priced mature dog.
I prefer "experienced" tail-waggers who are already "trained 'n' fixed", so no need trying to pupsell me.
by QuacksO November 18, 2025
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