QuacksO's definitions
What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
Get the Chilly-cheeks Syndromemug. I'm a really "crafty" person, so I should make sure to put dat skill down on my job-appliquétion to Penelope's Fabrics 'n' Notions.
by QuacksO July 10, 2025
Get the appliquétionmug. A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.
Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.
by QuacksO November 10, 2018
Get the mazeltov cocktailmug. Da modest amount dat you hope dat yer new frecklefaced-redhead girlfriend will cost you. (Note: I am totally pro-equality, and so there is no gender-bias intended here; it's just that it's a long-practiced tradition that the guy picks up the tab for any dating-related expenses that the girl incurs, especially if "HE had asked HER" --- i.e., the guy had been the one who had approached the girl for the date --- and so the idea would be that SHE was doing HIM a favor by being his partner, and therefore she should not have to burden her own budget during said outing.
What with modern sky-high prices even for simple foods and entertainment, expecting a cute Irish chick to be content with just "a dollar o'day" in dating costs might be a bit unrealistic; a better thing to do would be to discuss beforehand what said hot Celtic-origined damsel most enjoys for meals and/or recreation, and then see if said preferences can be palatably met in a fairly-economical fashion, such as walking/biking around to various places instead of driving, having a picnic of supermarket-fare instead of eating out, renting a video instead of going to a theater, visiting hiking-trails and scenic overlooks instead of shelling out for pricey park-entry fees, etc..
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
Get the a dollar o'daymug. A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the knock on woodmug. How da shifty-eyed Auric Goldfinger was regarding da fact dat he and James Bond were both supposed to be playing by da "strict rules of golf".
Actually, Goldfinger was both "FOREgetful" AND "FOURgetful", in dat he was absent-minded about said "playing by da book" agreement at least dat many times --- (1) "If that's his original ball, I'm ARNOLD PALMER!", (2) "Five minutes are almost up, Mr. Goldfinger --- a lost ball will cost you stroke and distance.", (3) not checking to see if he was teeing off his own ball, and (4) not immediately realizing da degree of significance regarding his having used a Slazenger 7 golf ball instead of his original Slazenger 1 ball.
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
Get the foregetfulmug. "Assistance from Hell", where the would-be "Good Samaritan" ends up just causing massive damage and/or making the situation worse with his well-meaning but ineffective/bumbling/destructive attempts to assist or rescue someone.
A classic example of Archie Andrews' demonstrating his high-strung kind-heartedness which usually ends up being nothing but "hellp": ignoring his elderly school-principal's vigorous declining protests, Archie repeatedly attempts to assist Mr. Weatherbee to get his yellow Volkswagen Beetle started, but ends up just completely wrecking the car and frightening Mrs. Weatherbee into a total frenzy.
by QuacksO May 9, 2013
Get the hellpmug.