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I'm all for reading da classics, but one should not go overboard and become a dyed-in-da-wool Brontësaurus.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024
Get the Brontësaurus mug.You'll wanna watch out if you're having scrambled eggs for breakfast in a hippie-health-food restaurant, just in case da chef slipped in a little tofu or created some other yucky anomelette.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
Get the anomelette mug.Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.
For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
Get the Alamony mug.An ultra-forgiving and soft-hearted dude --- often a clean-living fellow who is financially-solvent and caring/respectful to everyone, but who seldom is able to "hang on to" a lady for more than a month or two because he is somewhat naive/awkward and/or he simply lacks "hot hunk" appeal --- whom a selfish/irresponsible lady views as merely a "spare tire" --- she keeps "running back to him" over and over again each time her successive brief flings with other guys go sour... like many of the other gals who have briefly dated him, she actually gets along okay with this one particular dude most of the time --- he always treats her with kindness and respect, and he's "always there for her" and helps her out with stuff in her life. But then whenever she meets someone new, she gets all starry-eyed and flippantly brushes off the clueless guy in her eager reckless headlong dash for seemingly greener pastures, but then when the new dude gets fed up with her mindlessly-consumptive ways and/or shallow attitude and goes off in a huff again, she immediately comes bawling and blubbering back to her "original" guy in floods of penitent tears --- "How could I have ever even DREAMED of leaving you? How utterly STUPID of me... you are indeed the best thing that ever happened to me!" (Yeah, sure --- just until she meets somebody else, that is, and then here we go all over again!)
Clueless dude with his heart on his sleeve: I hate being a go-to guy for a lot of the gals I meet... I wanna be one of the "regular tires" on their car, not just the spare donut to rattle around in their trunk and then briefly slap on whenever one of their "regular tires" blows out, and then get casually tossed back into the trunk as soon as another "regular tire" comes along!
by QuacksO August 4, 2017
Get the go-to guy mug.I've always been opposed to war, so I didn't need any premunitions to convince me to not sign up for selective service.
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
Get the premunition mug.Refers to someone's becoming so well-known for creating huge thunderous explosions that it's actually disrespectful.
by QuacksO July 20, 2018
Get the blastfamous mug.A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.
It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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