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Since there's no "up", down", or "sideways" in space, how can you tell if an orbiting device is a SATellite or a STOODellite???
by QuacksO October 25, 2025
Get the stoodellitemug. A "colorful-adjective-spiced" verbal clarification.
The shocked parents of the little girl in the infamous "diamonds in the rough" construction-crew story probably no longer allowed her to hang out with those crude-languaged fellows due to their habitual expletinations' having given her a bad case of "potty-mouth", as well.
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
Get the expletinationmug. Stands for "All By My Lonesome", and is a reply that someone gives when asked whether he has others with him at a certain time, but he in fact "going solo" on that occasion.
Girl, unexpectedly showing up at a dude's front door: Am I interrupting anything? Do you have others here whom I'd be disturbing?
Guy: Nope, not at all, Sweet Cheex --- I'm a.b.m.l. at da moment. Come right on in and stay a while.
Guy: Nope, not at all, Sweet Cheex --- I'm a.b.m.l. at da moment. Come right on in and stay a while.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
Get the a.b.m.l.mug. What Lassie's Cockney caretaker should have had more of, so as not to get "sacked" by da Duke for being such an "utter nincompoop".
In hynesight, da Duke of Rudling should never have hired said "utter nincompoop" in da first place, given his inherent lack of learning from his past mistakes.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
Get the hynesightmug. Describes da dumba** behavior of da ivory-tower-and-mahogany-paneled-boardroom fat cats in Washington who brainlessly craft our nation's rules 'n' regulations without considering da pesky little "inconvenient truths" like reality, previous legislation, available resources, citizens' actual capabilities, etc.
Tronald Dump must really love da present Congress, since their totally-illawgical mindsets mean dat he can basically get away with anything and they will approve his actions.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
Get the illawgicalmug. How a --- how can I say this with modern-day "politically correct" delicacy? --- "conscientiously challenged" person disgustedly/jealously describes someone else who is refusing to go along wif da speaker's less-than-proper wishes, and thus said looser-moraled grumbler views said diligently-truthful citizen as being an idiot.
Da lazy lumbering advantage-taking dudes at Possum Lodge don't consider their disgracefully-unfeeling behavior to be actually conniving or deceitful; they describe themselves as merely having "modest morals". They derisively refer to Red Green's nerdy-and-constantly-protesting/disapproving nephew Harold as being "moronest than that", however, and so for quite a few years they despised and ridiculed him, since his unshakable personal integrity and super-dedicated caring for da environment so blatantly "showed them up" and made them feel ashamed and unworthy. Once Harold landed a cushy $60,000-per-year job in da local government, however, said indolent opportunistic unemployment-check-dependent louts suddenly "got all buddy-buddy" wif Harold, and openly/enthusiastically told each other what an awesome and wonderful guy he was.
by QuacksO March 8, 2023
Get the moronest than thatmug. A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
Get the winner vs. wienermug.