QuacksO's definitions

coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.

If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024

khandom

A protective rubber sleeve designed to fit over da love-pipe of a male prior to said appendage's "performing its function", and intended to prevent unwanted pregnancies and other disagreeable "surprises" caused by sexual intercourse among genetically-engineered humanoids.

Perhaps Captain Kirk wished dat da parents of a certain hot-tempered and overly-rebellious male associate had worn "khandoms" prior to said "wrathful" individual's conception!

by QuacksO December 24, 2022

hauntrepreneur

A white-robed entity who is just starting out in da business of scaring people.

Casper is a habitual hauntrepreneur in dat he would rather make friends than frighten people.

by QuacksO November 4, 2025

Exxoff

Refers to where you opt out (as in, marking an "X" to "sign off") of purchasing anything from Standard Oil Company.

Thousands of people did a total Exxoff after the Valdez tanker-accident in Alaska in 1989.

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

raybies

Da illness dat David Bruce Banner contracted from his irresponsible experimenting wif gamma-wave crap. Besides developing green skin and grotesquely-bulging muscles, symptoms of said disease typically show up as brief periods of super-human strength, intense anger, irrational limb-flailing and roaring, etc.

If da Incredible Hulk had raybies due to excessive exposure to gamma-particles, I wonder if dat is something like what happened in da case of Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, as well --- maybe da nasty medicinal cocktail dat da Good Doctor drank was laced wif a radioactive substance dat produced a similar "normal vs. maniacal" effect?

by QuacksO May 24, 2020

darelict

Someone who is a mere shadow of his former self due to his having accepted too many dangerously-foolhardy challenges during his younger days.

Da term "darelict" could also refer to an unsafe "ancient" structure dat attracts unwise individuals who try to coerce each other to enter and/or perform insane actions upon said abandoned/condemned man-made objects.

by QuacksO May 11, 2023

endoorance

Da overall robustness and longevity of a hinged/sliding wall-portion.

In da "Garrish Summit" segment of da "Bob and Ray Radio Show", da lack of corporate endoorance under da spineless Rodney Merchfield's leadership led to his selling said office-panels for $12 each to settle the week's petty-cash account.

by QuacksO April 16, 2022