Da level of results dat da farmer in da famous "200 dachshund" Sprint ad got who had bulk-ordered giant-sized cattle to be paired in wooden draft-animal-attachment assemblies.
Unless you use a Sprint-brand cell phone wif clear static-free sound and a picture-screen to order yer livestock, you might end up wif "mediyoker" results --- i.e., dozens of tiny wiener-dogs all cluelessly blinking up at you in mild puzzlement after either having widely-encircling lassos plop down nearly or being placed on da ground within da huge wagon-hauling hoops --- rather than enormous powerful horned o-x-e-n to properly harness up and use to pull yer heavy hay-carts.
by QuacksO May 01, 2025
I am not gonna just automatically/unquestioningly accept the truth of a "historic event" that supposedly happened millennia ago, just on the murky word of some half-baked affidavid!
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Da traditionally-designed Native-American dwelling-structure where da likes of Paul Revere or Sam Adams would stay overnight if they went to attend pow-wows to negotiate political matters and/or resource-management wif da headdress-wearing members of their countrymen.
A Whigwam would be constructed just like any other traditional Native-American abode; da only difference would be dat it would have an American flag flying from its peak, so dat da villagers would know which dwelling to go to if they needed to speak wif their "white man" visitor.
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.
Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
Living a holeistic lifestyle may indeed be cheaper and easier than having employment and earning your own income, but always mooching off everyone is hardly da best way to "win friends and influence people"! :P
by QuacksO June 09, 2021
To cause one or more fellow humans to no longer wish to fellowship with you due to your anti-social behavior dat was caused by your having had a few too many "tall frothies".
I have a very fragile emotional equilibrium and I highly value my friendships, so I avoid any and all alcohol "like da plague" --- no need to accidentally aleienate any of da local folks whom I count on for companionship, assistance, and other pleasant-rapport-dependent interactions dat make my life a lot more palatable and carefree.
by QuacksO January 09, 2023
Or, "Just add it on to my bill." More often than not, of course, this statement means that you're probably **never** gonna get paid for whatever transaction the person is "delaying".
Amazing how "willing 'n' generous" someone is when they say, "Just put it on my account"... hey, they can comfortably/confidently agree to ANY amount of debt-responsibility, if they actually have no solid intention of ever paying any of it!
by QuacksO October 08, 2018