Opening even just a small corner-diner is so fraught with bureaucratic red tape these days dat it takes an entire deligation just to decide whether such establishment can be permitted to exist there!
by QuacksO November 09, 2022
To avoid becoming a total Anglo-Zaxxon, one should spend da majority of his time outdoors and doing constructive things.
by QuacksO July 15, 2025
If you plant amung beans in da traditional way, be careful dat you don't locate a too-similar-looking podded-seed crop in close proximity, or you might have trouble figuring out "which witch is which" come harvest time!
by QuacksO July 06, 2025
A girl's boobs just keep getting larger and fuller da more dat they're played wif, and so if she remains "popular" wif da local chest-loving studs, she will occasionally need to "upgrade" to a bra wif a successively-bigger cupacity in order to keep "Da Twins" comfortable and securely corralled and supported.
by QuacksO July 20, 2023
Madea had an infamous "aphillyation" of her own --- namely, da two useless "gettin', getter, got" counseling-sessions she had wif da fat bald creepy-eyebrowed practicing-medicine-without-a-license Doctor McGraw himself.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
With the latest in computer takenology, crooks can now pilfer people's assets without even leaving their easy-chairs.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
The Grimm brothers' famous fantasy-lore book is far from a pleasant read overall --- lots of nefairyous goings-on are related in said lengthy tome!
by QuacksO May 22, 2019