QuacksO's definitions
A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.
Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Get the loin's sharemug. A.k.a. "text-snatch" or "text-capture"; it refers to a nifty-thrifty "quick fingers" maneuver to permit da viewing of an online news-article for free when da page's host wants you to pay for da privilege of reading said content. You know da scenario --- ya start out to read an interesting write-up on some recent event or research-revelation, only to have da page abruptly go dark after a few seconds when you'd been "just getting into it", and then an impudent cheeky pop-up window appear dat heartlessly states, "Oops --- you need to have a paid subscription to read this article!" or, "We're pleased that you're enjoying our content. Pay $"X" amount to continue reading." But of course, clever penny-pinching little sneak dat you are, you --- unlike all of those naive 'n' clueless other 99% of da web-viewers --- know a "cheat code" for accessing da precious essay despite dat greedy company's disgusting coercive measure that attempts to extract funds outta ya... rather than resignedly "shelling out", you simply click da "back" arrow and then bring up da article-page again, but this time you hastily perform da "ctrl+a" key-tap to "select" (highlight) da entire article, then do a "ctrl+c" key-punch to store da page's words into memory. This way, even if da page goes dark again, you won't "lose" da words dat you were trying to read. You then open a blank "Notepad" (simple-text only) page, paste da stored words int it, and then smugly start reading.
Performing a text-grab is not only a great way to read "pay-to-view" articles for free, but it saves "wasted" money, as well, since nine times outta ten you probably find da content of said essays fairly mundane and unrelated to you or your life, anyway, and so you would probably have felt "let down" after paying to read said content, since you would feel dat you'd "spent good money for nothing" when none of da material was all dat interesting to you, after all.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the text-grabmug. Refers to an unfortunate condition whereby you have gone crazy yourself, and then by association, you make someone else go plumb loco, as well.
Tronald Dump has not only totally flipped his own wig, but he's created double dementia in all his close White House colleagues --- and by extension, a lot of us ordinary citizens, as well.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
Get the double dementiamug. Refers to where you temporarily spin your rectangular mouse-pad a fraction of a turn so that you can roll the mouse diagonally along the pad for maximum "continuous travel-distance" before having to lift the mouse and bring it back up to the top of the pad again. Useful for when you need to move the cursor farther than an entire "top to bottom" or "left to right" sweep of the screen, such as if the web-page is extra long/wide, or if you are needing to view the page with the magnifier racked up considerably.
I always set my cursor's travel-speed at maximum so that I usually don't have to move the mouse very far to navigate the entire screen-area; once in a while I have to look at a really long column of text or images (like if I'm reading a large volume of text or shopping for items on a lengthy catalog-page), though, and so I do a 1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation to minimize my having to perform "fresh-bite hops" with the mouse.
by QuacksO April 3, 2019
Get the 1/7-turn mouse-pad rotationmug. In da famous funny song "Hot Rod Lincoln", it is stated dat da Cadillac sedan wif whom da singer was road-racing eventually "pulled over and let him by"; one would assume dat da driver of said fancy-schmancy jalopy was not doing so merely out of genuine sevilleity; probably he simply realized after a while dat da "souped-up Model A" dat was riding his bumper was both faster than he was and being operated recklessly, and so he was just prudently getting out of da illegal race before his own precious parcel of sheet metal got damaged, either from its engine and transmission's being pushed too hard, or from actual crashing due to da super-dangerous sporting-rivalry situation dat he was becoming involved wif.
by QuacksO February 27, 2023
Get the sevilleitymug. A cozy humble cabin in the woods or by the lake where you can go to relax and have a simple existence, far removed from all the glitz, glamour, and fakery of the big city and obnoxious wealth.
I always super-appreciate whenever anyone shows basic kindness and generosity towards me in any form, and so occasionally I seek out a swanktuary to just think over my life and realize how truly blessed I am, regardless of fancy-pants possessions or surroundings.
by QuacksO July 29, 2021
Get the swanktuarymug. In other words, it may not exactly be a "stroll on Easy Street" for you no matter what da result of da paternity-test shows --- a prime example would be dat even if said test does indeed prove dat you're not da love-baby's daddy, da test's in-da-thousands-of-dollars cost may be somewhat comparable to what you'd have hadda spend for child-support, anyway.
Good luck on getting a refund for da momentous cost of a paternity-test if said test proves dat indeed you are not da child's biological father (see "pap smear", definition #14); you might be better off to simply start making support-payments; it can definitely be a "DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't" situation!
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
Get the DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don'tmug.