feeture

A likeable/desirable aspect of someone's tootsies, such as being slender/shapely, having "juicy" toes, being double-jointed, etc.

I love holding and rubbing da feet of any cute chick, but my favorite feeture would be if she has plump rubbery toes dat flex back and forth smoothly/easily... I could play wif those lovely things for hours.

by QuacksO May 31, 2019

Ackleymated

Gradually accustomed/adapted to personalities/conditions regarding someone with the last name of "Ackley".

The term "Ackleymated" can also be used "in reverse" --- i.e., to mean someone named Ackley's becoming used to a difficult set of circumstances. A prime example would be when the great Carl A. --- the "father of modern taxidermy" --- had to take a while to be able to withstand the awful stench of rotting flesh when he "stuffed 'n' mounted" the famous Jumbo's carcass after said giant pachyderm was accidentally struck and killed by a train.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019

percycution

What Andy Capp feels is happening to him when da apartment manager comes around to collect da rent.

Rent is due by da tenth each month; failure to pay is subject to percycution.

by QuacksO November 12, 2023

Toyoda

Da brand of space-vehicle dat everyone's favorite green-skinned pointy-eared alien drives.

Wonder if da speeder-bikes dat Luke and Leia drove were also made by Toyoda?

by QuacksO November 06, 2022

pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.

The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019

barbitchurate

A sedative-type drug dat makes you really grumpy prior to falling asleep.

I already have a tendency to be ill-tempered whenever I'm not at my best, so I don't wanna make things even worse by going on barbitchurates to help me get some shut-eye --- I'll just tell Alexa to play soft music for an hour so dat I can doze off naturally!

by QuacksO January 11, 2025

addannoyeds

Small portions of tissue at da rear of your nasal-passages dat create even MORE upsets and aggravations back there, rather than help to block out and reduce said irritations.

Having whiny/petulant people around to "pester and fester" you can really inflame your addannoyeds!

by QuacksO October 08, 2023