Definitions by QuacksO

weighpoint 

Refers to one of various successive spots along da dieting "journey" where you hop on da scale to check your current mass-reducing progress.

I always feel very suspicious of da dramatically-different "before" and "after" photos of people who are purported to have participated in a supposedly-successful slimming-down regimen --- I always wonder at which "weighpoints" said images were actually photographed! For all we know, da "after" photos dat show da people at a fairly-normal bodily-status might actually have been taken PRIOR to da "before" photos --- i.e., da people might have actually gotten HEAVIER in da time since they'd started da advertised diet, not LIGHTER! :P

weighpoint by QuacksO March 20, 2022

spectater

Someone who watches a spud-related activity.

One of my favorite foods is fried potatoes, but I also enjoy being a spectater as they're being sizzlingly simmered; that gives me almost as much pleasure as I experience from actually eating them after they're all cooked 'n' crispy.

spectater by QuacksO March 18, 2022

specktator 

Someone who watches small particles of matter, distant objects, etc.

Da term "specktator" can also refer to someone who purchases da cheapest seats in da arena --- i.e., da ones in da very back of da room --- and thus is only able to see da actors/players as tiny dots because they are so far away.

specktator by QuacksO March 18, 2022

poultergeist 

What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.

Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!

poultergeist by QuacksO March 16, 2022

brewtality 

Unwarranted strong-arm behavior caused by the perpetrator's having imbibed too much coffee and/or malted beverages.

I have lower-than-normal inhibitions and an inherent tendency to resentfully lash out as it is, so I avoid caffeine and alcohol like the plague, since I am concerned that I might then commit brewtality if someone upset me.

brewtality by QuacksO March 16, 2022

Boiseterous

Da noisily-festive status of Idaho's capital city during any major gala event.

My tastes in recreation run more towards drifting quietly around da pond in my rowboat and going for serene relaxing nature-trail strolls, so I prefer to avoid da Boiseterous big-city goings-on whenever I visit da Potato State.

Boiseterous by QuacksO March 14, 2022

boysterous

Refers to da cheerfully-noisy status of typical male youngsters.

Girls are welcome to attend da local peewee basketball games, but they may find it a bit too boysterous for their more-sensitive personalities.

boysterous by QuacksO March 14, 2022