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Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."
Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.
by QuacksO September 19, 2018
mugGet the Sometime in the next millennium...mug.

friends with beneflits

Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.
Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
mugGet the friends with beneflitsmug.

pneumoania

A respiratory ailment caused by excessive "noisy" orgasming.
Hot chick who's exhaustedly gazing with puffy red eyes at her reflection in her bathroom mirror: Last night I had a "wild 'n' raucous" group-sex session with three well-hung guys, and now I have pneumoania.
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
mugGet the pneumoaniamug.

khangregation

A gathering of folks who favor da beliefs, ideas, actions, etc. of da infamous Ceti Alpha V colonizer.
Da evil power-hungry Star Trek character is frightening enough just on his own, but we should REALLY look out if he actually forms a khangregation of like-minded individuals!
by QuacksO June 19, 2021
mugGet the khangregationmug.

inscentive

Perfume, incense, etc. which gives someone encouragement to perform less-than-pleasant tasks.
Tiffany always offers to burn cinnamon-sticks in her house for me as an inscentive for my doing yucky/tedious home-repairs/upgrades for her.
by QuacksO July 12, 2021
mugGet the inscentivemug.

shopping-cart sidle

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.
Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.
by QuacksO January 3, 2020
mugGet the shopping-cart sidlemug.

pogo-stick handshake

Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.
Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
mugGet the pogo-stick handshakemug.

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