Definitions by QuacksO

purrjury 

Lies told by a cat.

Jon Arbuckle is such a wishy-washy pushover that Garfield can get away with literally anything ("Like putty in my paws"), including purrjury.

purrjury by QuacksO April 2, 2022

oardeal 

A difficult task dat involves rowing a boat.

Using an electric trolling-motor gives you da "best of both worlds" when it comes to spending a day on da lake --- you are spared da oardeal of having to paddle, but you still get a silent 'n' serene boating experience, since there is virtually no propulsion-noise to disturb your enjoyment of da peaceful beauty and subtle sounds of nature.

oardeal by QuacksO April 2, 2022

procrasstinate 

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.

I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.

procrasstinate by QuacksO April 2, 2022

vialence

Physical clobbering either with or because of a test-tube.

Some youngsters can handle a chemistry set responsibly, but for da fractions ones, it will likely only lead to vialence among them.

vialence by QuacksO April 2, 2022

dockumentary 

An entertaining report about either a marina or how wages and/or credited labor-time is withheld.

There was so much skullduggery and controversy regarding workers' having their pay adjusted while building the local boat-tieup platforms dat you could have made a major dockumentary about it!

dockumentary by QuacksO April 2, 2022

Khanference 

A group-meeting either chaired by or discussing da infamous Mr. Noonien-Singh.

Some business/congressional meetings are so heated and devoid of reason or humanity dat they might as well be Khanferences.

Khanference by QuacksO April 2, 2022

Pilcheerfuls 

Da lesser-known shipload of 17th-century voyagers to da New World who had more light-hearted dispositions than their "grim" counterparts, and so a greater number of them survived da harsh New England weather, plus they had a more harmonious relationship with da local Natives.

Maybe if da original seekers of religious freedom in America had lightened up a bit, they might have fared better, the way the Pilcheerfuls did.

Pilcheerfuls by QuacksO April 2, 2022