appleication

1. A form you submit relating to Cortlands or MacIntoshes.
2. A particular use for said tasty crunchy fruits.
If you are steamin'-mad at someone, then even rotten 'n' squishy tree-fruits can have a useful appleication --- they make awesome "splattery" projectiles to lob at said infuriating individual.
by QuacksO August 31, 2020
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riding shotgun

Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.
Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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moussetake

A screw-up with either concocting or consuming a chocolate smoothie.
Da term "moussetake" can also refer to a scalp-fur-related disaster at da salon, whereby your "mop up top" comes out looking vastly different from how you'd hoped.
by QuacksO November 08, 2020
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endorcrine

A bodily hormone-producing system in Ewoks.
The Ewoks were super-effective allies for the Rebel forces, so perhaps da endorcrine does wonders for da physical and cognitive abilities of said pint-sized furballs.
by QuacksO January 12, 2025
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ride point

Refers to a the actions of a designated member of a giggle of horny chicks who "travels at the front" of the group and "tries out" any well-endowed stud whom they happen across; she "rides his point" first to see how he is in bed, and then if she is pleased, she gives the approving nod/thumbs-up to her fellow "troops", and then these other cock-hungry gals "follow forward" and have a rip-roarin' good time with said hot hunk themselves.
The only problem with your letting someone else ride point is that often this other voracious chick will totally exhaust any new guy whom she "puts through his paces", and then the other gals in her group will hafta wait a good while before the dude is rested/recovered enough to give any of them a turn with his guy-junk.
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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cusstom

Da local standard or accepted norm regarding profanity. Da funny story about the little girl helping the construction-workers build a house next door is a prime example of this.
I love horses and I detest "salty" language, so I enjoy visiting my Amish friends on both accounts... they give me "free rein" (pun intended!) of their barns and fields to go and pet their large glossy-maned work-buddies all I want, and they always speak civilly to me because they have a strict zero-tolerance cusstom.
by QuacksO January 09, 2020
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squallid

Sarcastic term for the conditions --- no matter how lovely and fine --- as viewed by a spoiled bratty tearfully-howling toddler.
I bet that Ethan Couch wasn't satisfied by anything as a small child --- no matter how much his wealthy parents tried to please him, everything was viewed by him as squallid.
by QuacksO September 25, 2018
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