A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.
I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.
by QuacksO December 22, 2021
by QuacksO March 07, 2023
I'm a really "crafty" person, so I should make sure to put dat skill down on my job-appliquétion to Penelope's Fabrics 'n' Notions.
by QuacksO July 10, 2025
No normal dude is 100% thrustworthy --- he may THINK dat he can control whether or not he ejaculates, but it is still an involuntary thing, and if he gets excited enough, all bets are off!
by QuacksO May 17, 2023
by QuacksO July 02, 2023
Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.
Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.
One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.
by QuacksO July 25, 2019