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dewplicate

Phony outdoor-moisture drops dat look like da real deal, but were just artificially applied to one or more objects.
Bringing an item into a warm room from a cold one can create a great dewplicate on its surface, even though da object never left da house.
by QuacksO October 27, 2023
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I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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rafterbirth

Da "yucky 'n' sticky post-activity mess" dat often occurs when a horny guy shares one or more "hot 'n' heavy encounters" with a farmer's daughter in da haymow.
Classic examples of rafterbirth might be da gal's furious "paw", a shotgun wedding, etc.
by QuacksO January 10, 2023
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lafterbirth

Da "yucky 'n' sticky" post-romantic-fun effects (i.e., angry parents, a squalling baby, child-support payments, etc.) of one or more "giggles 'n' chuckles" encounters (i.e., a guy and gal making happy/amused sounds while intimately canoodling) dat resulted in da girl's getting preggo.
Regardless of whether ya spell it "lafterbirth" or "laughterbirth", it's definitely not "all fun and games" when da gal's abdomen starts to swell out!
by QuacksO January 10, 2023
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U.S. Constitootion

A stupid-a** late-18th-century legal document regarding either brass/wind instruments or baked beans (da handwriting and word-composition were both done so poorly dat nobody knows for sure which topic it addressed) which was penned by a group of old farts who didn't have a clue what they were doing.
Ben Franklin actually wrote an essay entitled, "Fart Proudly", so maybe he was one of da original drafters of da U.S. Constitootion.
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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Braidy Bill

A law dat mandates a five-day waiting-period before you can weave anyone's hair (besides your own, of course) into fancy designs.
Pre-and-early-teen girls love to fix each other's luxuriant tresses all da time, so perhaps da Braidy Bill doesn't apply to da younger folks.
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
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mixing business with pleasure

"Polite" term for accidentally peeing/pooping yourself while receiving a blowjob/handjob.
I always make sure not to eat or drink anything for several hours prior to meeting a new chick, to avoid the risk of mixing business with pleasure.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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