equatoryal region

Da south-of-da-border area where da colonial loyalists emigrated to after their "viva King George" viewpoints because politically unpopular.
Advice for all of you non-Patriots considering a hasty retreat to da equatoryal regions: fleeing to said sweltering "middle ground" could indeed help you find neutrality as far as your beliefs regarding who should govern da New World, but you'll likely find yourself to again be in a whole lotta "hot water" --- literally --- if you try to bathe in any of da oceans or lakes in said super-toasty locale!
by QuacksO October 24, 2024
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Whizzard of Oz

Da Emerald-City-based medical-doctor genius whose primary prowess was helping all of da Gillikins, Munchkins, Winkies, and Quadlings with urinary issues. Dat's why da Wicked Witches of da East and West didn't like him, since his legitimate practice was cutting into their own quack-a-mamie business of selling magic spells and potions to supposedly cure illnesses.
Da Wonderful Whizzard of Oz
Retired from practice because
With modern medical science
To most of his clients
He wasn't da whiz dat he was.
by QuacksO January 01, 2020
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pillow-talk

Refers to a pleasant conversation that you share with a buxom gal while your face is buried between her ample tits. Extra brownie-points if you remembered to "mow the lawn" right beforehand, so that the chest-sharing chick just feels satiny-smooth jowls in her cleavage rather than sandpapery raspies or prickly/tickly hairs; besides, freshly-shaved cheeks are ultra-sensitive, and so you get a "past heavenly" feeling from softly rubbing your face against a girl's "girls".
Horny dude: I love having pillow-talks with Tiffany; da only prob is that I usually doze off halfway through da conversation because her nice warm "pillows" super-relax me and make me drowsy, and so I end up just laying my head on her chest and falling asleep.
by QuacksO February 26, 2017
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cliterature: "Steamy" prose or poetry.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.
I prefer just run-of-the-mill reading-material; no "special letter" literature for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO October 04, 2020
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pandemoanium

A noisy cacophony of vocalizations expressing either distress or ecstasy.
A group of horny studs will likely raise total pandemoanium if at least one curvaceous chick isn't present for them to slake their massive pliable-protoplasm cravings upon; if such a amply-endowed gal does subsequently show up, however, da dudes' assorted throat-produced sounds of discontent will quickly be replaced with gratified sighs and coos as they gleefully partake of da luscious warmth and softness dat said fleshy female has to offer.
by QuacksO January 18, 2023
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monslater

Refers to da simmeringly-distressing situation where a horny stud is compelled by a hot chick to delay getting some pu**y from her till a future time.
Almost any red-blooded dude wif raging hormones and a huge hard-on is likely to "cry a monsoon" if he is told "monslater" by a curvy female with a delectable a**.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
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obstickle

An impeding object/person dat involves fingers wiggled on your tummy.
In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Way Out West", da spineless Stan encounters a major obstickle in his efforts to hold onto the deed, thanks to hotel-singer Lola Marcel-Finn's nimble fingers; he ends up minus the deed and giggling helplessly throughout the rest of the scene. Fortunately, he manages to steer clear of Lola during his and Ollie's subsequent late-night raid of the hotel, and so they are indeed able to get back the purloined deed, after all.
by QuacksO May 22, 2021
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