Given da absurd wealth and power connected with Tronald Dump, there's bound to be an auditty or two at each and every step of da ongoing investigations into his financial past.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
Get the audittymug. Refers to a deep feeling of ennui experienced when perusing the local community-notice panels, either because (1) you almost never find anything that interests/concerns you personally, or (2) there never seems to be anything new/exciting posted, or (3) you've posted several ads/messages of your own, but nobody has responded to them.
I've been throughly scanning da supermarket's cork-panel every day for three weeks now, but I never see anything that even remotely catches my eye --- I am seriously bulletin-bored.
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
Get the bulletin-boredmug. I wonder if all of da "crude but super-nutritious" harvested-from-da-wild food dat Robinson Caruso dined upon during his long years on da deserted island was what boosted his health to da point dat he could sing so beautifully once he'd been rescued and gotten back to civilization?
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Get the Robinson Carusomug. Da minuscule whistle-wetter dat da drunk sailor in "The Live Ghost" claimed he was gonna have when da captain gruffly asked him where he was going.
Knowing dat his "loose and lanky" underling was not capable of "libation-moderation" if he "went ashore", da captain impatiently brushed aside his claim dat he was just gonna have a "marteeny", and instead made said excessively-imbibing deck-swab stay aboard; he also commandeered Laurel and Hardy to keep watch on said liquor-lover to make sure dat he didn't leave. Said naive duo was easily duped, however, and so da wily whiskey-craving lout was able to sneak down da gangplank unseen, and get staggeringly soused, after all.
by QuacksO March 07, 2023
Get the marteenymug. Refers to the first time that a newly-married couple partakes of a meal that requires the use of strong laxatives afterwards.
What with all the sugar and starch in most wedding-cakes and other junk-food goodies served on "the big day", the new bride and groom may become "constummated" within just a few hours of gluttonously stuffing their faces with said empty-calorie-laden "sinful delights", even before they have a chance to "consummate" their marriage.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
Get the constummatedmug. Someone who noisily and tempestuously acts a pain-in-da-you-know-what to one or more fellow mortals.
Certain televangelists do lots of roaring around and arrogant raving about how wicked everyone is; I prefer to steer clear of those thormentors when seeking legitimate advice on how to live my life or improve my behavior.
by QuacksO March 11, 2021
Get the thormentormug. Refers to the first recorded act of scandalous political misbehavior committed by an American government official; it involved George Washington and a hatchet.
The tale about "little Georgie" and his hatchet is actually a myth, but is makes a good story, nonetheless. It is known, however, that Washington was guilty of far more "treesonous" acts (like mistreating his slaves and wrongfully jailing farmers) than merely being irresponsible with his lumberjack skills.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
Get the treesonmug.