QuacksO's definitions
I would prefer to have CDs of old musical recordings just be digitally "cleaned up" versions, with no midifications, thank you very much.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the midificationmug. In rhettrospect, maybe BOTH of da lead characters in "Gone With The Wind" behaved selfishly and unwisely, both towards each other and towards a number of da other characters in da story.
by QuacksO February 12, 2022
Get the rhettrospectmug. The lesser-known but much-larger "sister metropolis" to the city near the Minnesota-Wisconsin border.
If they make mini-sodas in Minneapolis, I wonder if they bottle large-size (i.e., 2- and 3-liter) containers of da fizzy libation in Maxxeopolis???
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the Maxxeopolismug. Where someone cries poor-mouth but you know he actually has plenty of green, and so you sarcastically tell him to "stuff it" --- i.e., quit his crocodile-tears blubbering.
About the only whiny complaint that Ethan Couch would never make would be about instufficient funds, since he'd already admitted that his family was rolling in dough, and thus his "problem" --- and his pathetic defense at his manslaughter trial --- was having too MUCH money, not too little.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
Get the instufficient fundsmug. A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.
My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
Get the TP toll-boothmug. Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.
Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Get the bare essentialsmug. What Mickey Mouse's main squeeze tries to do regarding the potential damage from an argument or other negative event.
Dr. Phil often makes mountains out of molehills when it comes to do social issues dat he features on his shows; he should take a cue from Mickey's girlfriend and try to Minniemize da damage, rather than blowing it all out of proportion.
by QuacksO March 9, 2021
Get the Minniemizemug.