With rampant law-enforcement corruption and widespread public copposition, it seems like we'd all be better off without police.
by QuacksO April 16, 2024
Get the coppositionmug. Refers to da friendly wave, nod,. smile, etc. dat you courteously preform in response to a passing motorist/pedestrian who honks or calls hello to you, but you are unable to identify said greeter because the person has already moved too far away by the time you "get turned around" to see who it was.
A sportsman friend of mine experienced a classic case of "generic greeting" whenever he visited my area --- "The only thing I can figure is that I must have a vehicle that looks a lot like a local resident's, because everyone waves eagerly to me when I drive through town, and yet I don't really know anyone here. But heck, that's perfectly okay with me --- I dunno why they wave, but I just always wave back!"
by QuacksO August 05, 2019
Get the generic greetingmug. What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
Get the maximum-boobs hugmug. Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
by QuacksO November 22, 2021
Get the At least we don't hafta shovel liquid watermug. In da classic "McBroom" tales, Papa Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" is apparently infallowble, since crops seem to grow prolifically in its soil with little or now fertilizing, watering, or other maintenance-attention.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Get the infallowblemug. What da absurdly-complex questions on a job-application form might as well be for any ordinary person to "decipher".
I've occasionally been derisively upbraided about my inherent difficulty in obtaining employment ("You don't even know how to fill out a job application!"), yet whenever I snortingly retort, "Okay, well, if YOU'RE so smart and capable" and then ask said criticizing/ridiculing individuals to assist me with said writing task, they themselves are often unable to figger out da hireoglyphics on da forms, either!
by QuacksO April 09, 2022
Get the hireoglyphicsmug. Da opposite of aluminimum. Refers to da huge ingots of silver-shiny bauxite-based metal dat it starts out as after being produced at da refinery, this is da biggest "solitary" or "one-piece" portion of said lightweight-but-strong commodity dat you will usually find in common existence.
While aluminimum refers to da smallest amount of soda-can stock dat can be used in a certain "minuscule-material" application (i.e., super-fine wire, extremely-thin foil, etc.) and still be structurally-sound, alumaximum is da biggest "single serving" of said product --- i.e., an enormous solid "biscuit" --- dat is generally available to be used in industry; this is how it comes from da metal's "original" foundry, in fact, and then manufacturers cut/form it down into a number of smaller and thus-more-manageable portions so dat they can work with it.
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
Get the alumaximummug.