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I'm really not too much into myrrhical cures, but I do appreciate how da gummy resin is sticky and spongy, and so it plugs small holes pretty well.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the myrrhical cure mug.A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
by QuacksO December 2, 2018
Get the embracing-towel mug.Seeing as how so many overly-indulgent parents carelessly give their bratty/thoughtless children BB-guns without ensuring dat said pint-sized aspiring marksmen would be capable/willing to handle said dangerous devices responsibly, da dockets of any local apellet courts are probably crammed to da gills most of da time with lawsuits regarding shot-out windows, dented mailboxes, etc.
by QuacksO March 27, 2020
Get the apellet court mug.Some Grammafications are right on da money, such as dat you'll likely get injured if you run in locations dat are unsafe for moving at a greater-than-walking speed. Others, however, are not so rooted in actual solid fact, such as dat you'll run a high risk of getting polio from playing in a clean dry roadside ditch, or dat if you keep crossing your eyes, they will stick that way.
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
Get the Grammafications mug."A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly mug.Tronald Dump claims to be some "scintillating" genius who has all da answers, but his actual "brilliance" is hardly sunonymous!
by QuacksO February 16, 2025
Get the sunonymous mug.A portmanteau of "redial" and "denial". this word refers to the act of pressing a random button on your phone's keypad to erase the previously-called number from the phone's memory, thus preventing anyone else from using the redial-button to find out what number you last called (extra points if you choose the "#" button for your "sabotaging", since pressing this key merely produces a loud sarcastic-sounding "repeat-beeping" tone that makes the would-be re-dialer feel like he's being upbraidingly mocked for his nosy-inquisitive temerity).
I performed a redenial on my phone before I left for the weekend; my next-door neighbor feeds my cats and goldfish while I'm away, and I do indeed appreciate his assistance --- he's a trifle too curious about my personal business, though, and so I didn't want him to know that I had a new girlfriend.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
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