In da movie "The Parent Trap", Annie is so expert at fencing dat she actually yawns during her round with Hallie; da whole match is just a boring parryble to her, since effectively blocking Hallie's thrusts is so easy.
by QuacksO October 15, 2023
A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 22, 2019
What Washington's crooked higher echelon said during the Raygun years when crafty good ol' boy "Devious Deaver" was Prune-Face's Deputy Chief of Staff, anytime they were a subject of investigation by Congress, they would always just trust "The Deav" to fib and waffle on their behalf.
Whenever ol' Ronnie's shifty-eyed administration officials came under scrutiny, they would just tell "The Deav" about the situation, and then assure each other, "No worries now --- we'll just leave it to Deaver to get us out of this mess."
by QuacksO August 27, 2017
A vaguely-worded condition of an agreement, law, etc.; rather than its having a firm and clear "outline", said directive is merely a "smattering of dots" --- i.e., small groups of unclear clauses, vague phrases, abstract ideas, etc.
Da KJV Bible contains so much conflicting claptrap dat a reader can never get a truly lucid or concrete idea of what it's trying to convey or what is expected of him as a "true Christian" --- he could go absolutely crazy trying to follow all of da nonsensical stippleations scattered throughout said tome's boring hypocritical pages!
by QuacksO April 07, 2022
What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.
Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.
by QuacksO March 04, 2018
Da dire/gory hoped-for results of sticking pins into a voodoo doll, burning a candle with the mark's name on it, or carving a face on a tree and pounding a nail into the tree.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
Being caring and dedicated is all well and good as far as how da head-honchos in your area may listen to you, but having a fat back account will usually give you more municipull.
by QuacksO January 14, 2022