QuacksO's definitions

staroids

High-powered mind-and-body-altering drugs that cause the user to just completely "space out" and gaze blankly at random objects/people for long periods of time without blinking.

Someone on staroids would do well to obtain a 24/7 assistant to administer eyedrops regularly.

by QuacksO June 5, 2017

stammerna

D-d-d-da d-d-d-d-degree of s-s-s-sustained en-en-en-energy and m-m-m-m-mental c-c-c-concentration r-r-r-r-required t-t-to f-f-f-fake a s-s-s-s-speech imp-p-p-pediment.

Mel Blanc always had to rest up before voicing the staccato-speaking Elmer Fudd, in order to maintain his stammerna long enough to voice the entire episode.

by QuacksO September 24, 2020

unfairway

What a majority of golf players truly view their putting-green as being, since it seems hell-bent on making their shots travel anywhere but how/where they intend for them to go.

Bob Stuyvesant from the Red Green Show seems to view all golf courses as being unfairways, whereas in reality he is merely a horridly-lousy golfer who likely couldn't make a decent shot even if he had a completely-level playing-field with perfectly-even-height grass-blades.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

the buck stops here

1. When you give money to a dishonest person to pass along to someone else, but he just keeps said cash for himself.
2. What happens in the vicinity of a "willing" doe during the rut.

Some years ago we naively gave one of the local tax-assessors the money for our yearly property-taxes, but she simply pocketed the cash and dishonestly kept it for herself... she shoulda had a t-short dat read, "the buck stops here"!

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

wing-flaps

The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.

Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

plopcorn

"Exploding" cereal that doesn't "do its thing".

I found a still-sealed bag of Jiffy-Pop among some old stuff that my neighbor gave me from clearing out her attic, but it was so old and dried out that it turned out to be just "plopcorn"... I ground it up and used it for birdseed.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

statusfactory

Adequate in da present condition, performance, lifestyle, etc.

Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.

by QuacksO March 17, 2024