QuacksO's definitions

loin's share

A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.

Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

text-grab

A.k.a. "text-snatch" or "text-capture"; it refers to a nifty-thrifty "quick fingers" maneuver to permit da viewing of an online news-article for free when da page's host wants you to pay for da privilege of reading said content. You know da scenario --- ya start out to read an interesting write-up on some recent event or research-revelation, only to have da page abruptly go dark after a few seconds when you'd been "just getting into it", and then an impudent cheeky pop-up window appear dat heartlessly states, "Oops --- you need to have a paid subscription to read this article!" or, "We're pleased that you're enjoying our content. Pay $"X" amount to continue reading." But of course, clever penny-pinching little sneak dat you are, you --- unlike all of those naive 'n' clueless other 99% of da web-viewers --- know a "cheat code" for accessing da precious essay despite dat greedy company's disgusting coercive measure that attempts to extract funds outta ya... rather than resignedly "shelling out", you simply click da "back" arrow and then bring up da article-page again, but this time you hastily perform da "ctrl+a" key-tap to "select" (highlight) da entire article, then do a "ctrl+c" key-punch to store da page's words into memory. This way, even if da page goes dark again, you won't "lose" da words dat you were trying to read. You then open a blank "Notepad" (simple-text only) page, paste da stored words int it, and then smugly start reading.

Performing a text-grab is not only a great way to read "pay-to-view" articles for free, but it saves "wasted" money, as well, since nine times outta ten you probably find da content of said essays fairly mundane and unrelated to you or your life, anyway, and so you would probably have felt "let down" after paying to read said content, since you would feel dat you'd "spent good money for nothing" when none of da material was all dat interesting to you, after all.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

double dementia

Refers to an unfortunate condition whereby you have gone crazy yourself, and then by association, you make someone else go plumb loco, as well.

Tronald Dump has not only totally flipped his own wig, but he's created double dementia in all his close White House colleagues --- and by extension, a lot of us ordinary citizens, as well.

by QuacksO July 12, 2019

Pigmealion

Da ancient Greek-mythology character whom everyone's favorite temperish chubby pink female Muppet dreams dat Kermit had been --- i.e., someone who liked "porky" individuals like her, and who would always give her generous portions of food whenever she was hungry.

Perhaps Miss Piggy might also fantasize a third attribute in her "Pigmealion" version of da meek lowly Kermit --- in da "frog of her dreams", he would not only "lay pearls before swine" (i.e., he'd love her porcine species so much dat he would lavish her wif beautiful costly gifts) and constantly pander to her gluttonous appetite, but he would also "roar and claw" at anyone and anything dat she was less than totally happy to have around.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

boxite

Shredded cardboard that's used to make new stiff-walled cubical cartons.

If BOXES are made from corrugated cardboard, would you be able to use solid/flat/thin paper-board to make BOXITE slurry, or would you need to only recycle old already-corrugated fiber-stock for this purpose???

by QuacksO June 13, 2021

cementery

A "low budget" graveyard where the headstones are just molded from Portland Redi-mix instead of costly professionally-carved granite.

In "A Christmas Carol", it doesn't mention whether the miser Scrooge's tombstone was in a cementery or not.

by QuacksO June 28, 2018

test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019