A coastal city in California where they bury waffles at the beach for kiddies to find, like an Easter-egg hunt.
Sandyeggos could also refer to a lady at a nude beach who doesn't bother using a beach-towel. So if you wanna "squeeze theeze", you should bring a pail of water and a washcloth to thoroughly wope the rock-particles off of the gal's "eggos" before you start eagerly kneading them.
by QuacksO December 23, 2019
Most common at many small/thrift/second-hand stores where the checkout-clerk is also the store's owner, this term refers to the act of asking the cashier for a discounted price on a piece of merchandise; i.e., an amount that's somewhat lower than what the store is asking for the item.
During a visit to the local factory-outlet clothing store, I found a shirt that I really liked, but I noticed that it had a couple buttons missing, so I made a counter-offer when I reached the checkout, and got the garment for two dollars off.
by QuacksO September 02, 2018
Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.
In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Achmed's manager Hassan learned not to hate da "infidels", so his future life will presumably make for a much more cheerful sheikquel.
by QuacksO November 08, 2024
I met two old hags with long black robes and pointed black broad-brimmed hats in Whichita yesterday; they looks so similar, though, that even after they told me their names, I still couldn't tell which witch was which.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
Refers to one of two despicable actions regarding illicit affairs:
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or
(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or
(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.
If you accidentally conceive a child by "doing it" while "doing" your wash, you may need to enlist someone with savvy diplomacy to perform a little philaundering for you, and thus avoid a public scandal.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
Lots of indivigils from all over da country may gather in a certain area and hold lighted candles to commemorate a certain famous event.
by QuacksO June 19, 2024