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Advice for all of you tongue-lolling studs out there who continually crave to partake of misty-eyed chest-pillow-kneading --- if you are always super-gentle when playing wif "da GIRLS" anytime a well-endowed GIRL permits you access to said precious soft warm "twins", she'll be more likely to allow you more of said delightful interacktion wif her in da future.
by QuacksO November 4, 2025
Get the interacktmug. Beavers aren't da only ones who can become gnawseated, people can also eventually feel kinda queasy from watching beavers working for too long.
by QuacksO May 26, 2021
Get the gnawseatedmug. I'd like to give a rousing testimoanial for Brandon --- that dude totally knows how to pleasure a woman!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
Get the testimoanialmug. Where someone compulsively saves money by buying super-cheap-priced foods like crackers and white bread, not caring/realizing that these salty/sugary/"empty-carbs" foods will make him gain unhealthy weight in a hurry. Ben Franklin was always sagely expounding about stuff like this, and just look at da deplorable "tubby" shape HE was in!
That balloon-bodied dude with clogged arteries in the ER never eats health-food stuff "'cuz it costs too much" --- talk about "penny-wise and pound-foolish" --- what good is being a penny-pincher and "fattening" your bank account if you're also gradually fattening YOURSELF in the process???
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
Get the penny-wise and pound-foolishmug. What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.
I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
Get the ALTERationmug. An assortment so diverse and radically-eccentric that one actually risks a seizure from trying to take it all in.
From what I've heard, Woodstock was an epiclectic mix of counterculture and entertainment such as had never been seen before nor has ever been seen since... zheeesh, I wish I could have been there to experience it for myself!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
Get the epiclectic mixmug. Every time I stroll down the nut 'n' bolt aisle in the hardware store, I hafta consciously keep my mind on my task at hand so that I don't let my fastenation with all those chrome-shiny doo-dads distract me and hold me up for half an hour.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
Get the fastenationmug.