Sandyeggo

A coastal city in California where they bury waffles at the beach for kiddies to find, like an Easter-egg hunt.
Sandyeggos could also refer to a lady at a nude beach who doesn't bother using a beach-towel. So if you wanna "squeeze theeze", you should bring a pail of water and a washcloth to thoroughly wope the rock-particles off of the gal's "eggos" before you start eagerly kneading them.
by QuacksO December 23, 2019
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counter-offer

Most common at many small/thrift/second-hand stores where the checkout-clerk is also the store's owner, this term refers to the act of asking the cashier for a discounted price on a piece of merchandise; i.e., an amount that's somewhat lower than what the store is asking for the item.
During a visit to the local factory-outlet clothing store, I found a shirt that I really liked, but I noticed that it had a couple buttons missing, so I made a counter-offer when I reached the checkout, and got the garment for two dollars off.
by QuacksO September 02, 2018
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Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.
In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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sheikquel

A follow-up tale regarding an Arab bigwig.
Achmed's manager Hassan learned not to hate da "infidels", so his future life will presumably make for a much more cheerful sheikquel.
by QuacksO November 08, 2024
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Whichita

One of two large Kansas towns, but we aren't sure if it's one or the other.
I met two old hags with long black robes and pointed black broad-brimmed hats in Whichita yesterday; they looks so similar, though, that even after they told me their names, I still couldn't tell which witch was which.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
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philaundering

Refers to one of two despicable actions regarding illicit affairs:
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or

(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.
If you accidentally conceive a child by "doing it" while "doing" your wash, you may need to enlist someone with savvy diplomacy to perform a little philaundering for you, and thus avoid a public scandal.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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indivigil

A single person who watches or occupies a particular locale.
Lots of indivigils from all over da country may gather in a certain area and hold lighted candles to commemorate a certain famous event.
by QuacksO June 19, 2024
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