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Definitions by QuacksO

An advertising pamphlet from an all-male emotional-support organization dat hawks a "cool dude sidekick" promise for anyone who joins da "fraternal" ranks.
This brosure promises awesome "fellow-cool-guy " companionship to any sociable dude who becomes a member --- think I'll check it out!
brosure by QuacksO August 20, 2022

farternity

An all-male college group of crude-minded baked-beans-lovin' studs --- I mean, I mean --- students!
My bluff jovial UCLA chum invited me to an uproarious backyard-barbecue party with his fellow farternity members --- both da food and da raucous companionship were fine, but my ears were ringing and my sinuses were burning by da time I left!
farternity by QuacksO August 20, 2022

f.a.r.t. 

Stands for Flatulence Anger-Release Technique, and refers to da practice of consciously "directing" or "transferring" your anger into a bubble of gas right before "letting 'er rip", so dat you are symbolically "expelling" said bottled-up hotly-negative emotions in a totally harmless manner by merely breaking wind rather than actually verbally and/or physically lashing out whenever you're excessively upset/frustrated.
If Madea had practiced da "f.a.r.t." instead of erupting into violence whenever she was upset or outraged, both she and everyone around her would likely have had a more peaceable and less-stressful existence.
f.a.r.t. by QuacksO August 17, 2022

accommadate 

To rearrange/re-word a sentence to allow for a "pause" punctuation mark --- i.e., the lower half of a semicolon --- to be added to and used in said sentence.
This sentence is too long to allow me to read it aloud without pausing for breath; please make necessary adjustments to accommadate me here.
accommadate by QuacksO August 16, 2022

ambeyoncé

Da overall character and social atmosphere of a locale where everyone's favorite hot-chick African-American singer performs a concert.
Everyone loves seeing and hearing Mrs. Knowles-Carter present her scintillating artistry, so there is always a happy festive ambeyoncé wherever she performs.
ambeyoncé by QuacksO August 15, 2022

disguyse 

Refers to an appearance-altering device/substance dat's intended to make someone/something look/sound/act like an adult human male.
In da Sherlock Holmes story, "A Scandal In Bohemia", Irene Adler states dat she often dresses up as a man because said disguyse allows her to move about London more freely and inconspicuously than if observers realized dat she was actually a lady.
disguyse by QuacksO August 14, 2022
A "one thing is something else" figure of speech dat refers to a golf-club swing.
In da "Red Green" show, Bob Stuyvesant arrogantly calls himself both an industrious dedicated worker for the Department of Natural Resources and an expert researcher on the physics of golf, but that is all just a metafore; in reality, Bob is merely a hot-headed goof-off who clumsily plays golf --- and has frequent temper-tantrums whenever his golf ball goes wildly off course --- instead of actually performing any significant/meaningful labor at his assigned job.
metafore by QuacksO August 14, 2022