Da value of your uninjured throat as gauged by da length of time dat you've preserved its unscathed status.
Due to da Queen of Hearts' perpetually-simmering temper and her predisposition for executions, da neckuity of her courtiers and subjects was always in jeopardy.
by QuacksO April 25, 2021
Get the neckuitymug. Da money-related study of pretty ladies' performing da alluring "come hither" finger-gesture to passing mushy-hearted guys.
Da latest beckonomics research reveals dat seducing "vulnerable" men can indeed often better a lady's financial status in dat da attracted men will likely feel more like spending money on said attentive gal, but at da same time, she would do well to have a good supply of condoms on hand so dat said delightful lifestyle-and/or-bank-account-enriching encounters don't result in additional EXPENSES for her, which of course would tend to largely negate whatever financial gains she'd gleaned from her copious hobnobbing with said humans of da opposite gender.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
Get the beckonomicsmug. A combination of a gal who's an expert at giving killer hand-jobs and a guy who's so aroused dat he's just about ready to blow when da gal first takes his tautly-engorged schlong in her hands, and thus she gets him off with just a single up-down rub.
If a gal has perfect timing with her hand/wrist/arm when performing a 2-stroke engine with a virile dude, it's possible for her to achieve a "synchronized plug-firing" --- i.e., doing the down-stroke on the boy's cock at the same moment as each throbbing burst of release --- during said balls-draining session. Plus if the guy's sperm-glands are fully recharged from having waited a sufficient period of time after his last ejaculation, then this "piston-cycle" operation can be performed up to maybe a dozen times for each successive spurt until the eager stud finally "runs dry".
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
Get the 2-stroke enginemug. Given all they went through in life, it seems a mearacle that the Stiller couple was married for over sixty years.
by QuacksO March 08, 2021
Get the mearaclemug. Refers to the "variety of air-borne flavors" that one may encounter when a fart or other super-offensive-smelling vapor is released.
People's butt-trumpet exhalations can be very odifferous, depending on how recently they ate, what they had to eat, the ambient temperature, their present state of health, etc.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
Get the odifferousmug. A mirage created by the male brain that perceives certain women as being more willing to drop their drawers than they actually are.
If you look at the diagram of a dude's brain (huh?! Men actually HAVE brains??!?!??) as opposed to a chick's, you can see how many hallooseinations they have regarding the fairer gender... while a woman has major sectors of her brain for "delicate nuances" activities like listening, empathy for others, understanding, sensitivity, apparel-fashion, home-decor, etc., a guy's brain has just minutely-tiny "pea-brain" areas for these "minor and fastidious" thought-processes, but contains several huge sections marked "SEX", "HAVE SEX", "BOOBS-OBSERVER", CROTCH-SCANNER", etc.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the hallooseinationmug. Cool dude #1: Wow, nice set of pocket-jigs, Man! How'd ya get those?
Cool dude #2: Found 'em on Kregslist.
Cool dude #2: Found 'em on Kregslist.
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
Get the Kregslistmug.