Ol' "Timmy Jimmy" may indeed have come up with quite a few "innoveightions" in his explosives-creation efforts, but I fail to see how it really helped his "free Americans from government tyranny" objectives --- all he seems to have succeeded in doing was murder a lot of innocent people, destroy a whole bunch of real estate, and get himself offed by lethal injection. What earthly good did all of THAT do???
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.
I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
Due to a number of infamous "Quasi-modo" individuals were got publicly busted trying to cheat da disability-compensation system, it's a lot harder for da rest of us truly-physically-challenged folks to get approved for benefits, since da examiners and other officials are automatically suspicious of anyone who is not super-obviously injured or impaired.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
by QuacksO July 21, 2024
Da "organ of origin" of Monica Blewinsky's infamous dress-stain --- i.e., Slick Willie's man-milk sack dat produced da messy white stuff dat Miss Luscious-Smoochy-Lips sucked out of him.
Da POTUS SCROTUS scandal was so complicated and sensational dat it took a ruling by da SCOTUS to finally quiet things down.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
As a condition of her probation, Madea was sentenced to attend anger-management classes, with dubious results (da highly-infamous wrecking of the little red sports car with the forklift is a classic indication of this ineffectiveness) --- perhaps da judge should also have assigned said "mad Black woman" a 24-hour calmrade, as well!
by QuacksO May 07, 2023
An isolated locale where either you do not hafta deal wif da straight sections of certain tools like drills or screwdrivers, or you can work with said implement-parts without interference from others.
If you have issues with mooching colleagues' always borrowing your hand-tools, it's wise to store them away in a workshop that can serve as a shanktuary for said precious devices.
by QuacksO October 29, 2022