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Lyleability

Da legal responsibility for distress and/or damages caused by your live-in crocodile friend.
Clover Sue Hipple's mom initially viewed da large neighborhood reptile as merely a dangerous Lyleability, but then when said green scaly entity saved her little girl from drowning, said formerly-intolerant lady-parent quickly changed her mind and considered said toothy animal a hero and a great friend.
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
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clustermers

A small crowd of people who enter a store as a group.
Having clustermers come in can be a store-owner's dream-come-true if each of the members of the group buys a few items, but it can also be a nightmare if they all just want to use the restrooms.
by QuacksO June 23, 2018
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fawty yeayuhs

Da length of time dat ol' Mrs. PEETUHS has been a TEACHUH.
I deCLAYUH --- in FAWTY YEAYUHS, I've nevuh heard such an outlandish story as THAT one!
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
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billyache

What your get BUTT eventually develops from being repeatedly BUTTED by one or more male members of da "best BUTTER in America" species.
It's said dat goats aren't actually born with a strong urge to use their scalps as battering-rams for your posterior; it's a learned trait from having humans playfully pat or push on their heads when they're small. So simply refrain from such "encouragement to engage" behavior if you don't want major billyaches later on.
by QuacksO January 14, 2022
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checkout-counter coercion

A.k.a. "point-of-sale pressure". Similar to second-generation enabling, this term refers to a comparably-shameless mooching-strategy that's used on someone when you're both out shopping; it involves knowingly carrying a cancelled/expired credit card or a debit/cash/gift card that has no/insufficient funds on it, and then attempting to use said worthless plastic to pay at the checkout. Well, naturally, when the clerk swipes your card and then regretfully announces that the card was rejected, this awkward and "unexpected" delay creates an acutely-humiliating situation, especially if other shoppers are present. So you first make a great show of looking shocked/flustered/embarrassed, then hastily turn to your shopping-buddy and ask meekly but urgently, "Oh, I'm so sorry --- I forgot/didn't realize that my card wasn't gonna work this time! Do you think you could pay for my purchases just this once, and I'll pay you back as soon as I can?" And then of course, your hapless companion finds himself in a "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" dilemma --- he can either get stuck with paying off a huge store-bill, or look like an unfeeling jerk in front of all those other customers if he indignantly refuses, especially since it would mean that you would then have to crimson-facedly tiptoe all around the store again to put all of your purchases back on the shelves, plus it would also mean that any money that your friend used for gas to take you shopping will have been wasted, also.
I prudently side-step any incidents of checkout-counter coercion by always making sure to gently-but-firmly tell my shopping-companions beforehand that (1) they will be totally "on their own" about coming up with the funds to pay for their purchases, and (2) I will **not** refund their gas-money if they're unable to obtain their desired items.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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categorey

A particular type of either (1) horrid stuff or (2) an "inconvenient truth" dat "Big Al" is telling us about.
Left unchecked, global warming could indeed produce tragedies in da really graphically-terrifying categorey!
by QuacksO October 22, 2024
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haylo

What your equine buddy sees around your head when you're forking him down his feeding of fiber.
If two opposite-gender country-kid "angels" gigglingly climb up into da HAY-loft together for some "wild action" between da HAY-bales, do they lose their "HAYlos" of innocence?
by QuacksO December 17, 2023
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