Definitions by QuacksO

wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

wind-shear by QuacksO November 18, 2025

imharvest

Da huge financial windfall dat a dentist or plastic surgeon "reaps" after installing an imPLANT in a patient.

Medical practitioners hate performing cosmetic work or installing replacement teeth for Medicaid/Medicare patients because they generally gain far smaller imharvests than they would receive if said clients were paying either through regular medical insurance or out-of-pocket.

imharvest by QuacksO November 18, 2025

ladderal movement

Side-to-side shifting dat you most-definitely do NOT want to have happen when you're standing on a runged climbing-device.

Since ladderal movement is so common --- AND so DANGEROUS --- it's wise to have a second person grip and steady said "wobbly Werner" whenever possible.

ladderal movement by QuacksO November 18, 2025

supsell

Refers to where a restaurant tries to get you to order an entire evening meal rather than just a lower-cost salad and baked potato.

I love a whole-wheat footlong with crunchy veggies as my entire meal, so Subway shouldn't try to supsell me.

supsell by QuacksO November 18, 2025

pupsell

What a pet shop or animal shelter ties to do when asking if you'd rather have "just a baby" instead of a lower-priced mature dog.

I prefer "experienced" tail-waggers who are already "trained 'n' fixed", so no need trying to pupsell me.

pupsell by QuacksO November 18, 2025

nupsell

What a wedding-planner tries to do regarding a pre-marriage legal agreement.

Da saying, "Why buy da cow when ya can get da milk for free?" is indeed true, especially when ya consider dat said "no strings" relationship eliminates having any financial shysters try to nupsell ya!

nupsell by QuacksO November 18, 2025

cupsell

Getting you to pay more for a date wif a chick wif bigger boobs than da one you'd originally been gonna go out wif.

I care about da size of a gal's HEART a lot more than her titties, so don't try to cupsell me!

cupsell by QuacksO November 18, 2025