mudgeority

Refers to da bulk of humans wif a certain super-old-fashioned name.
Many elderly folks prefer not to participate in town meetings, voting, or other forms of public democracy; they make up da silent mudgeority.
by QuacksO July 02, 2023
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ambrochure

An advertising pamphlet dat offers one or more supposedly-super-spectacular (and thus ultra-expensive, in all probability!) products dat only da "high-toned, high-society" folks partake of.
I prefer just simple and moderately-priced goods, and so I generally ignore those flashy ambrochures from fancy-pants boutiques!
by QuacksO January 09, 2025
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simmertry

Equal slow-cooking of all da pots of food in a batch.
Da word "simmertry" can also refer to all da folks in a given locale's being equally "steamed" about whatever undesirable situation is present there.
by QuacksO November 05, 2023
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I-itis

A mental condition of excessive selfishness. Can eventually lead to me-osis if left unchecked or untreated.
Neighbor: Zheesh, that closed-minded guy next door has sure got a serious case of “I-itis”! Wouldn’t surprise me if it turns into “me-osis” before too long!
by QuacksO April 05, 2012
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illiciteracy

A lack of knowledge/education regarding unacceptable behavior.
Ethan Couch's "affluenza" defense was about as pathetic and unbelievable as someone claiming illiciteracy about ordinary everyday matters --- naturally, one should indeed respect/forgive someone's not being aware of a "non-obvious/universal" law or custom, but everyone with even half an ounce of common sense knows that getting roaring-drunk and then rocketing down a dark rural highway at 70-plus mph is ALWAYS a big no-no, regardless of what jurisdiction you happen to be in!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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money lawndering

Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
by QuacksO January 20, 2021
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hedgeucator

A wimpy-a** teacher who just dutifully/mindlessly spouts the "standard" useless typical-b**ls**t "knowledge" that merely fills students' heads with falsehoods and pointless information, yet who also always "skirts the issue" or "ducks the question" whenever any skeptical/independent-minded classmate "poses the tough questions" regarding either the validity/truthfulness of the subject-matter ("How can you say that Odysseus was such a great and admirable hero if he shared a bed with other women and couldn't even keep his braggartly mouth shut to the Cyclops when he and his men were making their escape from him?") or the necessity of having to study a certain topics (i.e., "Why do we need to know the history of Ethiopia or learn about the founding of San Francisco? How will that knowledge help us in our future lives or aid us in finding/performing employment?").
Napoleon Blownapart famously grumbled, "History is a set of lies agreed upon." Perhaps he'd had hedgeucators in mind when he said it.
by QuacksO June 19, 2019
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