Definitions by QuacksO

nearological disorder

A mentally-messed-up condition whereby you need fellow humans to give you lots of personal space.

Former Prez Nixon was infamously antisocial, often avoiding being around others during his "White House years". That being said, however, the infamous "Tricky Dick" wasn't exactly afflicted with full-blown nearological disorder, either, in that he seemed only too happy to hobnobbingly "scheme 'n' scam" with his "White House Plumbers" and other "crooked crony" political allies!

nearological disorder by QuacksO March 5, 2026

nerological disorder

Describes a cranial-madness condition dat involves an "insane emperor" type/level of mental instability.

Tronald Dump displays classic signs a nerological disorder.

nerological disorder by QuacksO March 5, 2026

sertafied mail

Da type of USPS shipping-service dat you utilize to send a mattress to someone.

Even if you're shipping a Sealy brand mattress, you should still use sertafied mail to ensure dat it's received correctly.

sertafied mail by QuacksO March 3, 2026

nightbris

Assorted fragments found after dark.

DAYbris should be cleaned up promptly while there's still sunlight, so dat there isn't any NIGHTbris to trip over during moon-and-stars-illumination-only periods.

nightbris by QuacksO March 2, 2026

calenmity

A tremendous disaster caused by less-than-positive/peaceable feelings.

A major calAMITY occurred in da AMITYville horror house located near Da Big Apple, though with not so high a degree of calENMITY as was caused by da INFAMY-laden "You're gonna need a bigger boat" ENTITY dat dwelled off da shore of AMITY Island (also in da coastal New York City area, though this town does not exist in real life).

calenmity by QuacksO March 1, 2026

Pallfinger

Da brand of long multi-jointed crane --- technically called a "knuckle boom crane" --- dat is used to beckon to a casket to "come hither" --- i.e., to hoist it upwards --- prior to depositing it into a freshly-dug cemetery-pit.

"Pallfinger" is a brand of coffin-maneuvering crane, but "Pullfinger" makes a general-purpose crane dat makes spluttery whooshing noises when it's operated.

Pallfinger by QuacksO February 24, 2026

exzoomation

To dig up a corpse in a huge hurry.

When Huckleberry Finn and da townspeople went to dig up Peter Wilks's coffin to check for his tattoo, it was thunder, lightning, and pouring rain, so they made it an exzoomation so that they could all get back indoors as soon as possible.

exzoomation by QuacksO February 24, 2026