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A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.
If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the nappy-headed ho ho ho mug.A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.
Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the printable coupons mug.Refers to any horrendous-possible-future-event statement like, "You will almost certainly drop dead if you don't buy/do this" that is made by someone who often is just selfishly trying to manipulate you into bowing to their wishes/ideas. Under ordinary circumstances, about the only type of thing that would be of valid concern would be something like smoking or taking certain medications.
During my visit to the ER with acute pleurisy during the late fall of '02, the doctor --- probably in a selfish effort to further milk MaineCare --- attempted to scare me into having my appendix removed by informing me that I would "very likely" not survive unless I had that operation. I knew that it was just an inflamed pleural sac, though, so in spite of the doctor's diere prediction, I said no thank you, and took a cab home. My sister gave me some calcium pills and I rested in bed for most of the morning and afternoon, and then the following day I was actually recovered enough to "bundle up like a mummy" and walk a mile through the bitter cold to visit some friends. That was well over fifteen years ago, and I'm still alive and kickin'!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the diere prediction mug.People always appreciate it when you use da "Vwah-HOOOPH!!" way of sneezing, since it means dat you are being a perfect gentleman and trying extra-hard to avoid da spread of germs.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the Vwah-HOOOPH!! mug.Serving as a placebeau is not necessarily a negative or even particularly dishonest occupation; a lady may actually request your accompanying her as a "place-holder" during certain public excursions/appearances so that she can feel safer, more confident, less "out of place" or the "odd one out", etc.
by QuacksO March 31, 2019
Get the placebeau mug.Something you only need to maintain while you're in da slammer --- once you get released again, anything goes.
Once you get your imprisonment-sentence shortened considerably for good behavior, you can return to the street and then be just as bad as you please until you get busted again.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
Get the good behavior mug.A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
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