If Ebeneezer Scrooge --- well, before da three spirits reformed him regarding his greedy/miserly ways, of course --- had tried his hand at operating a diner, folks would have disgustedly referred to said outfit as a real "wrestaurant".
by QuacksO March 25, 2022
Get the wrestaurantmug. What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
by QuacksO February 04, 2022
Get the mortar and pistolmug. Denotes da "super-old-fashioned" items and/or "old-school" lifestyle dat your parent's sister prefers.
My mom's family came from very humble beginnings, so I always loved spending time with my mom's elderly sister Bess, since her way of speaking and doing things was so delightfully auntiequated.
by QuacksO September 21, 2019
Get the auntiequatedmug. I'm well known in da community for my careful/thorough cleaning and priming of surfaces to be joined and/or coated before applying da adhesive, sealant, paint, etc. Now DAT'S a preputation dat I'm actually very GLAD to have developed!
by QuacksO June 19, 2021
Get the preputationmug. Guy who wants to give a girl a massage: Don't worry, hun... I promise I’ll just touch the “acceptable” parcels of real estate --- when the sign says, “Keep off the grass”, I keep off the grass! (Acknowledgements to Charles Bronson)
by QuacksO November 26, 2011
Get the real estatemug. Older folks sometimes like to tell anyone who'll listen about their gastronomical mishaps, but da only person who really wants to hear their entire diarrhey is their gastroenterologist!
by QuacksO November 11, 2021
Get the diarrheymug. Refers to any pathetically-threadbare "easy-but-ineffective solution" excuse used to maintain the infamous "blue wall of silence" and avoid having to terminate --- or at least adequately discipline --- a morally-delinquent officer for grossly unacceptable actions.
Disgruntled citizen, speaking to his wife over morning coffee and reading the newspaper: Huh --- says here that the sheriff claims his deputies just need "additional training" in the wake of a spate of police-brutality and racial-profiling complaints... what a cop-out! The problem is that those piglice are dyed-in-the-wool assholes, and he knows it --- "training" isn't gonna help THOSE sadistic bullies; they behave that way due to their basic evil/hurtful nature, not because they are merely not "learned" or "familiar" enough about their assigned duties or how they're supposed to act!
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
Get the cop-outmug.