You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.

Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

towtality

Da entire ordeal of a wrecker-dispatch.

There was indeed a major traffic jam downtown due to a stalled vehicle's needing to be hauled off to da service-station for repair, but given da towtality of da circumstances, most of da folks present didn't seem to feel like there'd been much else dat could reasonably have been done.

by QuacksO May 12, 2022

menaceter

A pulpit culpit --- I mean, a pulprit culprit... whatever! A creepy preacher who uses terrifying "fire and brimstone" tales to try to scare his parishioners into following his own pet version of religion.

Warren Jeffs was a classic menaceter in that he used fear of the "Great One" to pressure his congregation to do his selfish and often-illegal bidding.

by QuacksO November 22, 2024

ellips

Da oval shape dat a pretty girl forms wif her mouth prior to giving you a kiss.

I love to "suck face" wif hot chicks, and so I knew dat I had majorly "scored" wif Tiffany when she herself happily made an ellips as I was tentatively leaning in for a possible smooch.

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

abnormelody

A catchy tune dat you wouldn't expect to hear at a certain time, setting, etc.

Boomboxes are forbidden in church because da preacher, organist, and choir director do not wish to have an abnormelody's being shockingly/irreverently blasted during da sermon or hymn-singing/playing.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

BBWWBB

Refers to da "ideal" bodily-proportions for a gal to have for pleasing a dude who "likes his women big" --- it means dat a "plus-size" chick also possesses plus-size chest-pillows.

"BBWWBB" is an awesome feminine-attribute for a guy who merely "aches for acreage" in his female-companion preferences, but for a dude who also loves jumbo-sized "chocolate" candies, then he'd want a "BBBWWBB" --- i.e., a Big Beautiful BLACK Woman With Big Boobs".

by QuacksO July 20, 2019

ooooo ooooo

How to play "fingertips" (gently pressing your spread-apart fingertips against the other person's fingertips as a playful way of "kissing" him with your hands) with your chat-pal on Instant Messenger. You both just type the ten lower-case "o" characters --- spaced in two groups of five --- to represent the small rounded tips of your fingers on both hands.

Mushy-hearted guy who loves to hold hands with pretty girls and tenderly interlace his fingers with theirs, texting on his cell-phone: ooooo ooooo

Tolerantly-obliging cutie who's IM-chatting with him: ooooo ooooo

Guy (chuckling to himself): oooo0 0oooo Thumbs ;)

Cutie: lol

Cutie: .oooo oooo. pinkies ;)

Guy: LMAO

Cutie: lol

Cutie: oôôoo ooooo two single-stone fashion-rings on my left hand; I forgot I was wearing them ;)

Guy: ROFL --- CLEVER ONE, SWEET CHEEX!! I LOVE THAT!

Cutie: tyvm **smiles**

Guy: yvw --- and now here's a new one for you, as well --- ooooO Ooooo

Cutie: ummmmmm ---?

Guy: TOES :D

Cutie: Aaahhh, okay, lol... weirdo ;) :P

Guy: Yup --- and PROUD OF IT, BABE!! :D:D:P:P:P

by QuacksO July 17, 2021