Definitions by QuacksO

coffeemwork

Cooperative labors in a group of people to create and serve/deliver steaming cups of "jitter-joe".

Depending on your guests' liquid-libation preferences, it can take lots of dedicated TEAmwork and/or COFFEEmwork to keep da copious "staying awake" liquids flowin' freely!

coffeemwork by QuacksO March 12, 2026

Oldtella

Da "original" ground-filberts-with-chocolate spread before they started listing "sugar" as da FIRST ingredient, rather than hazelnuts!

♪Grampa --- TELL me 'bout da good OLD days...♫ Yep, said "old story-tella" could certainly TELL you 'bout da good OLDtella bread-garnish dat used to taste nutty and robust instead of just straight-'n'-simple creamy-sweet like it is now!

Oldtella by QuacksO March 12, 2026

Libbya

A far-leftist country of crop-farmers who grow spinach, broccoli, beets, and other canned-vegetable-type produce dat many children hate.

Sweet-tooth-possessing youngsters claim dat Libbyan terrorists --- by their acts of growing "yucky" garden-produce --- are conspiring with their parents to make them eat their vegetables.

Libbya by QuacksO March 11, 2026

girlancy

Generally greater than boyancy.

Those of da female persuasion typically possess a thicker layer of body-fat, so their girlancy tends to be better than how well a dude can float.

girlancy by QuacksO March 10, 2026

boyancy

Da amount dat a dude can float; it's usually somewhat less than girlancy.

Chicks tend to have a thinker layer of body-fat than dudes, so boyancy is generally lower.

boyancy by QuacksO March 10, 2026

escasoonor

A faster-than-usual moving-steps device dat gets you to da other floor earlier than you'd expect.

An escaSOONOR may indeed speed up yer mall-shopping process, but said "quicker picker-upper" has a higher potential for accidents than a more-turtle-paced escaLATOR.

escasoonor by QuacksO March 10, 2026

oldsance

An aggravation caused by either (A) someone's being "stuck in da Stone Age" or (B) a comparably-obsolete device.

Many "ancient" ideas/practices are still a good idea in modern times, but we know now dat a lot of them are merely needlessly-arduous/restrictive oldsances.

oldsance by QuacksO March 8, 2026