My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P
You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!
by QuacksO July 10, 2023
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heretage

Refers to a long history of your family's being shockingly non-conformist.
Da American culture has quite an extensive heretage, starting wif da Pilgrims on da Mayflower.
by QuacksO June 30, 2021
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gabnormal

Someone who can effortlessly keep a conversation flowing might be described as "gabnormal".
by QuacksO June 28, 2025
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exaspirinated

Refers to da spazzed-out feeling of frustration dat you experience when you discover dat either (1) you've run out of white pain-relief tablets, or (2) whatever malady you are suffering is not being significantly alleviated by said generic medication.
I try to avoid products and situations dat would likely produce pain or fever in da first place, and so hopefully I can avoid feeling exaspirinated.
by QuacksO May 27, 2020
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geckonomics

Da study of da financial status of da nationally-advertised insurance company featuring dat tiny green reptile spokesman wif a weird Cockney accent.
Maybe signing up for a certain company's insurance online is so easy dat a caveman could do it, but finding out da geckonomics of said insurance company might be a bit more difficult and complicated.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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cowardenation

A cooperative association among a number of law-enforcement officials.
One of the main causes of widespread animal-poaching is a lack of cowardenation among manpower across the affected areas.
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
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platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 07, 2017
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