Da local snake-oil salesman was busted when it was revealed dat he had sneakily switched a worn shirt for a newer one when demonstrating his miracle-patching "fraygrance".
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
The practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something sinful or potentially harmful/dangerous (i.e., sex, drugs, etc.) unless one is totally plastered on strong liquor. Can also loosely refer to someone's publicly raving against alcohol-consumption, but then secretly "boozing it up big-time" when he's alone, like the hypocritical "King" in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Gerald Strickland claimed to strongly disapprove of alcohol, yet as we saw in the "clandestine sipping" scene on Back To The Future 2, he was merely practicing absinthence.
by QuacksO January 01, 2020
Refers to either:
(1) A lack of scaled/finned denizens in a particular body of water.
(2) Needing more fletches and/or Omega-rich oils for health-equilibrium.
(1) A lack of scaled/finned denizens in a particular body of water.
(2) Needing more fletches and/or Omega-rich oils for health-equilibrium.
Humpty Dumpty showed up at the door with a corkscrew in his hand due to a self-proclaimed defishiency in his diet.
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
Describes what da flame on a sorcerer's lamp or candle is doin' wif da oil or melted wax as it burns.
No pumpin' machinery is required for sendin' fuel up da string to da flame in Esmeralda's candle --- said flame is wiccan' it up just fine on its own.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
What using a gas-powered welder/cutter can be if you either don't enjoy such labor or da conditions dat you're operating under aren't conducive for comfy metalworking, such as it's being a hot/humid locale, da working-position is awkward, etc.
One should take care to have plenty of ventilation and arrange for a sensible/stable working-position when doing flame-based metal-fabrication/salvage; otherwise, said task can be downright torchure.
by QuacksO June 24, 2021
Da cantankerous and uncooperative demeanor of a computer due to its having missing/corrupted "bits 'n' bytes" in its memory banks.
I hafta send my laptop off to da repair-shop once every couple years to be debugged and defragged, or it gives me MAJOR datatude!
by QuacksO January 17, 2023
Da series of various levels on a polygraph chart dat purportedly indicates whether or not a person is telling da truth.
Everyone knows dat lie-detectors are a lotta unreliable hokum, so da random "Fibbernacci sequence" printouts are not admissible in court.
by QuacksO February 13, 2022