plastique surgery

What Achmed ended up performing on himself when he inadvertently hit da detonation-button on Hassan's bomb.
No matter how severe or colossal dat you perceive your degree of unattractiveness, there should be no need to resort to plastique surgery --- modern-day medical wizardly offers far-safer and less-drastic methods of improving one's looks!
by QuacksO March 01, 2025
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agolyze

(verb): To "go totally OCD" about pondering/examining/researching a question, issue, etc.
Dude #1, shopping wif his buddy at da hardware store: I'm not sure if I should choose a metric or standard washer for this bolt. Any thoughts, Pal?
Dude #2: It probably doesn't really matter, Bro, as long as da washer fits fairly snugly around da bolt-shank --- no need to agolyze over it.
by QuacksO July 18, 2024
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raising cane

Refers to either:
(1) Cultivating tropical sucrose-producing grass.
(2) What da courts in many parts of da world have outlawed when it comes to disciplining children --- it's "time-outs only" nowadays, Folks.
Some people argue dat laws which prohibit "raising CANE" often cause youngsters to be ABLE to misbehave as much as they want. I disagree; most kids start out being inherently good; it's us adults who are da major influence on them to be bad with our OWN improper behavior and impatient disregard for said small-fry's needs and concerns. If we gave our children the care and attention they need, they would actually **want** to be good all the time.
by QuacksO February 22, 2021
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Prezbyterian

Da religion you hafta be if you wanna run for Commander-in-Chief.
They say dat you would be more likely to get elected President than win da lottery, so if I convert to Prezbyterianism, would dat better my chances of hitting da jackpot???
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
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chrysanthepup

An Asteraceae-family flower dat's grown by da father in da household, rather than by da mother.
In da hilarious animated short, "Pink Posies", da Little Big-Nosed Guy is having da equivalent of da "chrysanthemum vs. chrysanthepup" dilemma, in dat he is desperately trying to plant yellow flowers, whereas we know what color blooms dat our favorite fuchsia-colored feline is always slipping into da soil instead. :P
by QuacksO November 01, 2024
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highcation

A far-above-sea-level spot where you plan a structure, partake of an activity, or otherwise utilize due to its "lofty" position compared to da surrounding terrain.
Mountain homes are often built on awfully-blustery parcels of real estate, but their highcations also mean fewer bugs in da warmer months.
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
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shaddap

What you grumblingly mutter under your breath when a self-proclaimed rod-'n'-reel expert boastingly launches into one of his infamous "fish stories", and your tall-tale-weary eardrums sorely wish dat he would just quit flappin' his gums for once.
Bombastic angler: I **fish**, therefore I **lie**!
Listener: Aw, shaddap...!
by QuacksO January 01, 2022
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