QuacksO's definitions
A small boring insect that is utilized by the sporting industry to form the three finger-holes in bowling-balls.
I don't know why people say they hate the bowl weevil so much --- how else would there be the finger-holes in bowling-balls?
by QuacksO September 14, 2018
Get the bowl weevilmug. Italy is known world-wide for its exquisite cuisine, so I wonder if Veniceon would have a uniquely-superior flavor and texture, as well?
by QuacksO April 22, 2020
Get the Veniceonmug. Da Amish wear only clothing without buttons, which not only are viewed as immodest adornment, but would also remind them of da boldly-adorned soldiers' uniforms dat their ancestors loathed, since big-brass-button-decorated armies usually brought persecution for their peaceful violence-eschewing beliefs and humble lifestyles. So resembling said "few, proud, and brave" individuals in any way would be da last thing they would want to do, and so they just stick wif strictly peacedrobes.
by QuacksO October 16, 2023
Get the peacedrobemug. What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
Get the I'll forge a rubber check for youmug. Traffic-control devices dat light up all weird --- i.e., randomly flash and/or have several conflicting colors/symbols invalidly illuminate at once --- may be malfunctioning thus because da people operating/maintaining said contraptions have "had a few too many" in da way of screwdrivers and highballs.
A bartender can be equally confused/frustrated as a bewildered motorist at a malfunctioning traffic-light if a patron at his pub sends mixed signals --- i.e., voices conflicting instructions on how he wants his drink prepared --- as well.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
Get the mixed signalsmug. Miss Beazley is such a notoriously-awful cook dat Archie and da other students view her mess hall as either a "cafetearia" or a "cafetearya", in dat either they feel like whining 'n' bawling when presented with her crappy culinary creations, or they get watery-eyed from her having used too much onion, pepper, or other chemically-irritating seasoning in said mediocre preparations.
by QuacksO November 9, 2022
Get the cafeteariamug. I find that going to the checkout counter of a convenience-store is too flashbaccy with all the cigarette-pocks they have on display behind the counter, so I avoid going there if at all possible.
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the flashbaccymug.