Definitions by QuacksO
interrorgation
A "did you misbehave legally and/or ethically?" interview where da questioners use intimidation to try to get you to confess.
I try to "avoid da appearance of evil" at all costs, so dat hopefully I can avoid any interrorgations if anything "goes south" in my area.
interrorgation by QuacksO January 30, 2023
philaundering
Refers to one of two despicable actions regarding illicit affairs:
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or
(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or
(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.
If you accidentally conceive a child by "doing it" while "doing" your wash, you may need to enlist someone with savvy diplomacy to perform a little philaundering for you, and thus avoid a public scandal.
philaundering by QuacksO January 30, 2023
church (h)usher
A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
church (h)usher by QuacksO January 30, 2023
inclandescent
Hunting deer at night obliges da use of super-bright lights, so said illumination is not exactly inclandescent --- if you and da deer can see your lights, so can a game-warden!
inclandescent by QuacksO January 30, 2023
DeVorece
What Mary Buckingham might likely have soon gotten from da prim-'n'-shallow Ronald if her marriage to him had actually been completed, due to either her eventually not being able to stand him anymore, or her learning dat she actually COULD have married da much-nicer Harold after all.
In Harold Lloyd's 1924 silent comedy "Girl Shy", da brokenhearted Mary impulsively agrees to marry her rich suitor-dude because she thinks dat she can't have her true love, da kind-hearted-but-of-merely-humble-origin tailor-man Harold, as a husband. Harold is able to come up wif a solution to said debacle, however, and he stops da wedding in just da nick of time, saving Mary from having to go through a humiliating DeVorece.