A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
In Jay Williams' hilarious tale, da main character opens learning-centers for people to fasillytate their efforts to practice absurd behavior.
by QuacksO November 09, 2024
Da "pee-pattern symbol" in da snow dat gets created by da natural movement of yer "nozzle" --- i.e., da urine-stream "starts out strong" and initially lands several feet away due to yer full and "pressurized" bladder, gradually progresses around in a sideways-curve, and then forms a straight line back towards you as da stream-force tapers off and so yer lulu progressively droops till it's eventually pointing almost straight downwards; it then makes a final separate "dot" of yellow in da spot just ahead of yer feet when you perform a "sphincter stripping" --- i.e., you tense yer bowel-muscles to "get out da last of it" --- at da end.
When visiting friends' houses where there is often a bit of a line to da WC and so I may need to unobtrusively "take it outdoors", I always move a few feet away from da porch before taking a whiz, so dat I don't gross anyone out by their finding a yellow question-mark too close to where they'd need to walk.
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
Benedict Arnold was one of the most noToryous political figures during our country's founding years.
by QuacksO January 28, 2020
What castle-owners hoped that attacking armies didn't have much of when it came to traversing the fortress's surrounding water-channel when the drawbridge wasn't down.
In some fairy tales, a king would offer his lovely daughter's hand in marriage to any man who was brave and strong enough to swim across the watery gap between the surrounding land and the castle; that wonderful offering provided plenty of moativation for numerous fearless princes to attempt said feat.
by QuacksO February 28, 2022
If there are no other vehicles near a red-octagonal-sign-marked intersection, having to actually jam on your brakes and come to a halt seems like a hugely-unreasonable stopulation!
by QuacksO April 07, 2022
What da auto industry viewed da enthusiastic young lawyer and "Unsafe At Any Speed" author as when he first launched onto da scene back in 1965.
If da auto industry had voluntarily acted upon their already-voluminous knowledge of auto-safety instead of being legally forced to do so, they would not have had occasion to view da irrepressible Ralphie as da "terminader".
by QuacksO April 01, 2021