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What you'll be if your blue-oval-badged jalopy decides to perform its classic "Found On da Road Dead" routine --- i.e., suffer a major breakdown while you're out cruisin' da highways.
Whether you drive an F-150 or a Focus, you'll wanna be sure to diligently "fix or repair daily" on your 4-wheeled "Henry heap", to better ensure dat you don't have an "unfordtunate" mishap partway through your road-trip!
by QuacksO March 16, 2024
Get the unfordtunate mug.One big leap in techgnawlogy might be the chain saw --- I saw a Stihl Power Tools ad years ago that featured a cartoon of a couple of beavers' discussing how useful (and teeth-saving!) a chainsaw would be for building their dams.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
Get the techgnawlogy mug.Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
Get the opportuneity mug.An altered state of mind whereby a dude does not recall partaking of a bouncy-bouncy with one or more ladies.
Bill Clinton has had so many casual flings over the years ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton") that it might come as no surprise if he claims whamnesia about some of them.
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
Get the whamnesia mug.A substitute word dat you use to diplomatically avoid having to come right out and say dat someone is nutso.
Phrases like, "He's seeing someone about that" or "He's on medication" could loosely be termed as "synonimh sayings" for more-humiliating word-choices to mean dat da person under discussion isn't playing wif a full deck.
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
Get the synonimh mug.Experiencing a refreshing "professional' bath and massage is even more delightful if the bathing-pool is lined with luscious-hued tiles of seawater-colored Turkquoise, which enhances the clear-wavery "heated-mineral-springs" look of the water.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
Get the Turkquoise mug.If Marie Skłodowska had harbored less curieosity about radium, she might not have lived such a miserable --- and tragically shortened --- life.
by QuacksO March 25, 2021
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