Da "brutal truth" dat causes a person or animal to loudly vocalize in less-than-thrilled reaction/protest.
Jon Arbuckle may not have realized at first dat Garfield was gonna feel tremendously upset when Jon made him go on a diet, but da drastically-reduced volume of edibles in said tubby tabby's food dish conspired to show Jon da bitter reyowlity of Garfield's feelings on da matter!
by QuacksO October 18, 2021
Get the reyowlitymug. Rather than having separate sawdusty-dry magazines/newspapers and perioddicals, why not just mix in a bit of both types of news into one publication, so dat readers can feel moderately interested in said publication's content during da whole process of reading it from cover to cover?
by QuacksO August 10, 2021
Get the perioddicalsmug. Tables, chairs, beds, etc. dat are either made from dried-and-compressed plants with spiral-shaped fronds and fan-shaped leaves, or are carved with designs of said attractive leptosporangiates.
I detest having to use wipe-cloths and whisk-brooms, so I think "Ell Passo" on choosing ferniture, with its myriad of dust-collecting bulges and grooves. Flat/plain-surfaced wood is much easier to keep neat and tidy.
by QuacksO June 11, 2021
Get the fernituremug. Da alternative type of brain-surgery operation dat you'd hafta perform on someone who's always "had his head up his a**".
I wonder if a dude who is always "looking for a piece of tail" would also be someone who'd need a lobottomy to cure him of said undesirable behavior??
by QuacksO January 18, 2023
Get the lobottomymug. Refers to where a cute chick playfully buries her cute feet in da sand in a giggling "playing hard to get" gesture, and so you hafta "go treasure-hunting" --- i.e., seekingly burrowing in said pulverized-rock medium --- in order to find her lovely warm lower extremities so dat you can savoringly cradle and massage them.
Tiffany always makes me do some major "sole-searching" whenever I wanna rub her feet, but this only makes my eventual success at gaining access to said precious shapely velvety tootsies seem all da sweeter.
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
Get the sole-searchingmug. What da spider famously tried to play on da fly through verbal enticement --- i.e., inviting in said buzzy being with promises of fine and homey accommodations.
Even modern-day folks could take a lesson from Mary Howitt's early-1800's kiddie-poem --- there are always gonna be plenty of deceitful shysters around who will try all number of "parlor tricks" on you in an attempt to lure you into their "webs of deception", such as financial scams, empty promises of romance, false/exaggerated claims or destitution, etc.
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
Get the parlor trickmug. Sarge had told Zero to "stay out of the street" --- due to its having been freshly re-coated that day --- when running an errand for him, but said buck-toothed clueless had naively assumed that his corpulent commanding-officer had merely been concerned about the welfare of his shoes; knowing that they were in fact just his old ratty ones rather than his good pair, said lanky low-IQ private therefore went ahead and squish-squashed through said sticky goo, anyway, and then made a terrible tarmageddon on the floor of the office upon his return, much to the horror of his aforementioned beefy-statured supervisor.
by QuacksO January 21, 2024
Get the tarmageddonmug.