Definitions by QuacksO
bridle suite
A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P
bridle suite by QuacksO February 24, 2023
gallontry
Bravery and heroism in producing and/or delivering da jugs of moonshine as promised, despite all of da pesky "revenuers" snooping around.
gallantree
International Paper bombastically claims to work hard to protect da environment and practice sustainable-forestry practices, but given their abysmal track record over da past 100 years, they're gonna hafta start showing a lot more gallantree if they expect to convince me dat "they care".
gallantree by QuacksO February 23, 2023
acciscratch
A scraped-finish line dat was unintentionally made on someone's vehicle or other valuable painted object.
My buddy returned my pickup with a number of impact-created blemishes, but I knew dat they were all merely acciDENTS and acciscratches dat he could not likely have avoided with da type of work dat he'd had to do with the truck, and so I didn't blubber at him about it.
acciscratch by QuacksO February 23, 2023
ickytheologist
I suppose I can stomach having someone occasionally make "ishy squishy fishy" jokes, but isn't becoming an ickytheologist taking it a bit too far???
ickytheologist by QuacksO February 22, 2023
endorphans
Chemicals produced by da brain dat make you feel less unhappy about your biological parents' no longer being alive.
If adoptive parents make an extra effort to cause an adopted child to feel welcome and valued in their family, said child will not need to depend so heavily on endorphans to help him feel emotionally stable and reasonably contented.
endorphans by QuacksO February 22, 2023
maximum-boobs hug
What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
maximum-boobs hug by QuacksO February 22, 2023