QuacksO's definitions
Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
Get the curtilage disordermug. by QuacksO September 9, 2019
Get the liar lyremug. Refers to an "extreme" level of grossly over-sharing personal/graphic/disgusting details --- it would read, "www.tmi.com", an acronym which stands for "Way, Way, Wayyyyy Too Much Information; Come On, Man!"
Stud #1: I got my first blowjob while taking a crap on my girlfriend's toilet. It was awesome, and I found that it even helped me to poop more easily.
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!
by QuacksO July 30, 2018
Get the "Internet address" degree of too much informationmug. Worrying about da size or specific shape of yer family jewels is totally absirred --- if you can still father healthy offspring, dat is all dat should matter.
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
Get the absirredmug. Lots of dinosaurs looked kinda gross, but this one really took da prize!
Alphabetical Ickthyosaurusses:
Bickthyosaurus: Disgusting 'cuz he puffed cigarettes (wonder if dat's where da myth 'bout da fire-'n'-smoke-snortin' dragons came from?)
Brickthyosaurus: More sensible than da Strawthyosaurus or Stickthyosaurus when constructing a dwelling for himself
Chickthyosaurus: (1) Hatchling of a Henthyosaurus, or (2) A comely female dinosaur dat da horny individual in da second definition down was always havin' da hots for
Clickthyosaurus: A lazy dino dat just used a remote or mouse for extended periods
Dickthyosaurus: Ill-tempered reptile wif former-Prez RMN's first name who was always arrogantly showing off "Jumbo" like also-ex-Prez LBJ
Flickthyosaurus: An edgy twitchy-eared dinosaur
Hickthyosaurus: Any "backwoods" dinosaur dat is unfamiliar wif da finer points of etiquette in da "high-toned, high-society" circles of fellow reptiles
Kickthyosaurus: A muscular dino wif large powerful hind legs
Lickthyosaurus: A dino who loved lollipops and ice-cream cones
Nickthyosaurus: Ancient reptile wif lots of tiny indentions in its hide
Pickthyosaurus: Da "top expert" among da ancient reptiles who would always be selected whenever a splinter or other epidermic boo-boo had to be carefully extracted
Prickthyosaurus: How all of da ancient-world reptiles viewed da unfortunate designated vaccine-administering member due to his having to painfully "stick it to them" wif his syringe
Alphabetical Ickthyosaurusses:
Bickthyosaurus: Disgusting 'cuz he puffed cigarettes (wonder if dat's where da myth 'bout da fire-'n'-smoke-snortin' dragons came from?)
Brickthyosaurus: More sensible than da Strawthyosaurus or Stickthyosaurus when constructing a dwelling for himself
Chickthyosaurus: (1) Hatchling of a Henthyosaurus, or (2) A comely female dinosaur dat da horny individual in da second definition down was always havin' da hots for
Clickthyosaurus: A lazy dino dat just used a remote or mouse for extended periods
Dickthyosaurus: Ill-tempered reptile wif former-Prez RMN's first name who was always arrogantly showing off "Jumbo" like also-ex-Prez LBJ
Flickthyosaurus: An edgy twitchy-eared dinosaur
Hickthyosaurus: Any "backwoods" dinosaur dat is unfamiliar wif da finer points of etiquette in da "high-toned, high-society" circles of fellow reptiles
Kickthyosaurus: A muscular dino wif large powerful hind legs
Lickthyosaurus: A dino who loved lollipops and ice-cream cones
Nickthyosaurus: Ancient reptile wif lots of tiny indentions in its hide
Pickthyosaurus: Da "top expert" among da ancient reptiles who would always be selected whenever a splinter or other epidermic boo-boo had to be carefully extracted
Prickthyosaurus: How all of da ancient-world reptiles viewed da unfortunate designated vaccine-administering member due to his having to painfully "stick it to them" wif his syringe
More "Alphabetical Ickthyosaurus" examples:
Rickthyosaurus: Da not-so-subtly-disguised identical obnoxious character described in Definition #5 above --- said having-da-same-first-name-as-da-infamous-Mr.-"I-am-not-a-crook" jerk merely performed da infamous and stupidly-obvious "Saul to Paul" type of name-change, but he's still da same ay-hole as before!
Schickthyosaurus: Either a reptilian salesperson for or an obsessive user of personal grooming tools
Sickthyosaurus: What a lot of da back-two-definitions-character's fellow reptiles might have become if they'd hadda deal wif him too much
Slickthyosaurus: How da described-two-definitions-back individual looked after he'd finished using said grooming implements
Spickthyosaurus: Same as above, along wif "Spanthyosaurus"
Stickthyosaurus: (1) Same as da second "P" definition above, or (2) a super-slim dino who loved to adhere duct tape to things
Thickthyosaurus: An ample-bodied dino built da exact opposite way of da scrawny-figured individual described above
Tickthyosaurus: A clock-watching and "unwaveringly-by-da-book" overseer; he also really aggravates all of his fellow dinosaurs wif his obsessive minute-by-minute micro-managing of their every action
Trickthyosaurus: A shifty-eyed Watergate-scandal-mastermind-type dino who is always trying to put one over on da above supervisor individual
Wickthyosaurus: Nobody can "hold a candle" to him!
Rickthyosaurus: Da not-so-subtly-disguised identical obnoxious character described in Definition #5 above --- said having-da-same-first-name-as-da-infamous-Mr.-"I-am-not-a-crook" jerk merely performed da infamous and stupidly-obvious "Saul to Paul" type of name-change, but he's still da same ay-hole as before!
Schickthyosaurus: Either a reptilian salesperson for or an obsessive user of personal grooming tools
Sickthyosaurus: What a lot of da back-two-definitions-character's fellow reptiles might have become if they'd hadda deal wif him too much
Slickthyosaurus: How da described-two-definitions-back individual looked after he'd finished using said grooming implements
Spickthyosaurus: Same as above, along wif "Spanthyosaurus"
Stickthyosaurus: (1) Same as da second "P" definition above, or (2) a super-slim dino who loved to adhere duct tape to things
Thickthyosaurus: An ample-bodied dino built da exact opposite way of da scrawny-figured individual described above
Tickthyosaurus: A clock-watching and "unwaveringly-by-da-book" overseer; he also really aggravates all of his fellow dinosaurs wif his obsessive minute-by-minute micro-managing of their every action
Trickthyosaurus: A shifty-eyed Watergate-scandal-mastermind-type dino who is always trying to put one over on da above supervisor individual
Wickthyosaurus: Nobody can "hold a candle" to him!
by QuacksO May 1, 2025
Get the Ickthyosaurusmug. What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.
Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!
by QuacksO March 16, 2022
Get the poultergeistmug. In a classic "Miss Piggy's Advice" column in Muppet Magazine, a mid-teenage lad complains about how his main squeeze always suffers a major bout of melancallie whenever he isn't able to "give her a jingle" in the evening, despite his repeatedly having explained to her that he's a farmer boy and thus has chores that often prevent him from being free to simply sit and "yack on the horn" for half an hour. He finishes his message to said "sage sow" by indignantly asking her, "So what am I supposed to do?!" Being a selfish brat herself --- AND a fierce feminist --- said pink-skinned flat-nosed advisor unhelpfully snorts back, "You're supposed o call her." Some help SHE turned out to be there! :P
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
Get the melancalliemug.