In da Shakespeare comedy-play, "Merchant of Venice", Shylock blubberingly protested dat Antonio owed him a pound of flesh, but when all was said and done, it was actually said conniving and greedy loan shark who himself ended up with da major "injewry", in dat he was obliged to donate most of his ill-gotten assets to da poorer-but-more-honest folks in da story.
by QuacksO December 17, 2020
Da whey and/or other "surrounding" supplementary substances dat form in da clabbering container when making dairy-solids concoctions.
After milk has thickened into soft cheese, it should be lifted up in a fine-meshed net bag to allow da curdleage to drain out.
by QuacksO June 05, 2023
Refers to the behavior of a clergyman whom his parishioners view as "stingy with the till", whereby he seems to not spend the church's donations freely enough for their intended purposes, such as to help the community's needy, perform upkeep on the church building, etc.
Ever since that new pastor came to town, the chiurch's bankroll has indeed fattened considerably, but the church has gotten kinda dingy-looking, and the low-income locals have been complaining of feeling ignored and neglected --- sounds like parsonmonious behavior to me!
by QuacksO June 07, 2018
All professional ball games have safe-conduct rules to hopefully prevent injuries, but one should still always keep at least one tourneyquet on hand at all times, 'cuz "ya never know".
by QuacksO June 07, 2020
Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.
Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.
by QuacksO May 30, 2019
Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.
A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.
by QuacksO June 08, 2019
Tiffany had comfy cuddling wif me and got a good night's sleep in my bed, so she gave me a 100% sertafication.
by QuacksO June 09, 2024