QuacksO's definitions

massagynist

A dude who refuses to give women soothing rub-downs and/or insists on receiving said "luxury of da hands" treatments only from fellow males.

Being allowed to administer an all-over body-rub to a lady --- and being given one in return from her --- is basically da ultimate pleasure to da vast majority of guys... massagynists don't know what they're missing!

by QuacksO December 24, 2022

isotaupe

Similar-but-not-same earthtone-colors dat appear on those little paint-tinting-choice strips dat dey give you at da hardware store.

I prefer bright rainbow-colors for my home's walls and ceilings, so I think "Ell Passo" on dull dreary grays and browns, or any isotaupes thereof! :P

by QuacksO April 14, 2022

COLA

The government's periodic tweaking of financial-assistance amounts as determined by the current price of carbonated beverages.

Coke and Pepsi have gone up in price recently; I sure hope my monthly Food Stamps allotment has a proportional COLA increase.

by QuacksO July 25, 2018

seek one's furtune

What you're no longer allowed to do now dat da harvesting of animal-pelts has been banned.

Now dat dealing in real animal-skins is a big no-no, one of da only alternative options might be to seek one's furtune in synthetic-fiber clothing.

by QuacksO February 16, 2025

moron that later

Sarcastic phrase dat refers to a simpler and in-depth presentation/explanation dat will subsequently be included to allow less-brainy folks to understand what's being discussed.

We're going to have to majorly "cut da fat" if we expect to balance da budget --- moron that later, for all of da Tronald Dumps in our audience! :P

by QuacksO November 30, 2022

Meccanomics

Da study of financial matters relating to da city of Muhammad's birth.

Da Meccanomics of da famed Arabian holy city is largely dependent on da yearly mass-pilgrimages.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020