Definitions by QuacksO

curdleage

Da whey and/or other "surrounding" supplementary substances dat form in da clabbering container when making dairy-solids concoctions.

After milk has thickened into soft cheese, it should be lifted up in a fine-meshed net bag to allow da curdleage to drain out.

curdleage by QuacksO June 5, 2023

regretel 

What an animal wif a securely-gripping prehansel tail never feels when hanging from a branch.

Maybe if da two famous fairy-tale children had possessed preHANSEL tails, they might have been able to traverse da forest by swinging through da tree-tops, and thus they could have avoided feeling da reGRETELs of getting caught by da wicked candy-cottage witch, since she could not have reached them when they were up dat high.

regretel by QuacksO June 4, 2023

prehansel 

A muscular grippy animal-tail dat allows its owner to feel no regretels about hanging from a tree-branch.

Maybe if da two famous fairy-tale children had possessed preHANSEL tails, they might have been able to traverse da forest by swinging through da tree-tops, and thus they could have avoided feeling da reGRETELs of getting caught by da wicked candy-cottage witch, since she could not have reached them when they were up dat high.

prehansel by QuacksO June 4, 2023

tiger woods 

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.

Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.

tiger woods by QuacksO June 3, 2023

sillicitor 

A suit-and-tie stiff whose business-practices aren't exactly on da up-and-up.

Ambulance-chasers are a good example of a sillicitor.

sillicitor by QuacksO June 3, 2023

independant

An ornamental dangly-bit for a necklace dat is intended to look cool/impressive all on its own, regardless of what other jewelry and/or garments dat da wearer is sporting.

A nice simple crystal bauble hangin' from an elegant chain can be super-attractive just in and of itself, without any supplementary decorations; it will be independant.

independant by QuacksO June 2, 2023

standuation 

A locale or conundrum dat obliges you to remain on yer feet instead of planting yer butt. A SITuation is usually easier to deal wif no what da delay is, in dat at least your legs and feet won't get tired and sore while you're waiting for said cranky conditions to resolve themselves.

Elderly folks wif mobility issues should ask for a wheeled walker wif a seat, so as not to run into any unforeseen standuations.

standuation by QuacksO June 2, 2023