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Toddler: I sooooo didn't wanna go to the dentist for my toothache, so I asked for a second opinion. Mom and Dad obligingly called their mothers over to hear my tearful pleas for mercy, but they unanamously agreed with my parents.
by QuacksO January 3, 2020
Get the unanamous mug.A rich greasy fluid that if ingested causes you to act in a really "slippery" manner like da infamous Ollie North.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the oliver oil mug.What happens to parts of yer engine's intake-assembly during da massive fiery explosion caused by your spraying too much carb-cleaner down into said assembly.
When da Three Stooges were attempting to get their ancient jalopy to run, they first used a lighted match to check for fuel in their gas-tank, and caused a humongous explosion dat singed their eyebrows. They then tried pouring lighter fluid into da carburetor and stomping da starter-button, and da whole top of their engine got lost in the ether from da even-bigger-and-more-face-blackening fireball dat resulted from DAT set of crazy shenanigans!
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
Get the lost in the ether mug.A court document in which the plaintiff requests that the judge order the passage of a strategic arms limitation treaty which dictates that the defendant must destroy or get rid of one or more warhead-tipped rockets in his possession.
Many courts would be reluctant to rule on a motion for dismissile because (A) they know that said ruling wouldn't likely amount to a hill of beans to the other party, anyway, since said ordnance-possessors obviously are non-peaceable folk who do not think reasonably/rationally nor care about laws or agreements, seeing as how they have not voluntarily dismantled their ICBM stockpile already, and (B) they would be concerned that said hostile party would likely launch one or more of said high-speed rockets at the courthouse in hot-headed retaliation for any ruling against them.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
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At da end of "Tom Sawyer", Tom tells Huck about how robbers are da ultimate "doffenders" --- "Robbers are the most polite folks in the world, especially to the women --- they always take off their hats and talk polite."
by QuacksO February 17, 2023
Get the doffender mug.An inability to knowledgeably/effectively/responsibly manage earned assets, plan and maintain a budget, save/invest for the future, etc.
Due to his whiny-a** "affluenza" issues, Ethan Couch showed gross financial incomepetence by squandering money, misbehaving in catastrophically-irresponsible ways which resulted in voluminous legal-expenses for his parents, etc.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
Get the incomepetence mug.I'd rather pay cash for a somewhat-run-down "fixer-upper" than buy a fancy-pants pad and then be a homeowener for da next thirty years!
by QuacksO March 17, 2019
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