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vetteranarian

A mechanic-dude who mainly/exclusively works on GM's Swiss-flag-symbol-emblazoned sports cars.
While poking around the abandoned Wheelwell Motel that's perched high in the hills, Lightning McQueen asks Sally Carrera if she fell in love with a "Heartbeat Of America" muscle-car; she scoffingly replies that it wasn't another four-wheeler than captured her cylinder-chambers, but rather just the whole lovely peaceful earthtones-hued Radiator Springs area spread out below them. I am sure there was at least one vetteranarian living in "our town", though, since so many antique cars were present there.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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Humeiliation

What former NASCAR legend Donny felt if he lost a race due to an easily-avoidable error.
I prefer to just drive regular passenger vehicles at moderate speeds on the highway instead of juiced-up speed-machines in the Windy-500, so I should never have any problems with Humeiliation.
by QuacksO January 13, 2022
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mewseum

An antiques-collection/display establishment dedicated to our "furry 'n' purry" four-legged friends.
If Garfield-related memorabilia was allowed in a mewseum, they would hafta dedicate an entire corner of the building to him!
by QuacksO December 13, 2019
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marjority

Da bulk of da ladies in a particular area named Marjorie.
More ladies whose first names sound like dat of Homer Simpson's wife spell their names wif a "ge" and wif a "y" at da end, so there would not likely be a significant marjority in any given area.
by QuacksO February 16, 2023
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cupacity

How big a set of tits dat a particular bra can cradle and support.
A girl's boobs just keep getting larger and fuller da more dat they're played wif, and so if she remains "popular" wif da local chest-loving studs, she will occasionally need to "upgrade" to a bra wif a successively-bigger cupacity in order to keep "Da Twins" comfortable and securely corralled and supported.
by QuacksO July 20, 2023
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impurseonate

To pretend to either be rich, or be someone who normally carries a handbag.
Wearing a dress, applying heavy makeup, and keeping your face stubble-free is a good way to begin with your efforts to impurseonate a human of da fairer gender, but if you really wanna convincingly look like a woman, you might need to wear fake boobs in addition to carrying a shoulder-satchel.
by QuacksO December 28, 2023
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1839

A "discount" cigarette-brand that denotes the minimum amount in dollars that a "pack-a-day-habit" smoker will likely spend annually on coffin-nails, even if you roll some of them yourself.
Wow, think of that --- a BARE MINIMUM of $1839 annually just on **cigarettes**! Think what you could do with that huge amount of money instead --- you'd be spending about as much cash on cancer-sticks per year as it would cost to buy a good used vehicle! Wouldn't having a nice sedan or small pickup truck give you a lot more fun and enjoyment than a smelly old paper tube filled with disgusting dried herbal fluff???
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
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