Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.
Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!
by QuacksO February 19, 2025
Careful tweaking dat Mom asks her male spouse to perform on a child whom she either cannot seem to reform herself, or feels dat approaching said offspring from masculine perspective might be more appropriate and/or effective.
Da term "dadjustment" could also refer to any of da assorted "learn how to be a proper gentleman" reformations dat Maggie was always trying to accomplish wif Jiggs (usually wif little or no success, naturally!).
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
Refers to either:
(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".
(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".
That old miser on his fancy estate has been snookering soft-hearted dim-wits into helping him for free for years now, but I hear that a lot of them have finally gotten wise to him --- zheeeesh, how many naive-minded voluntears does he think actually exist in his local area???
by QuacksO June 11, 2018
Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.
An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Beavers are good "elimbinaters", too --- what did the beaver say to the tree as he was dragging away a chewed-off branch? "It's been nice gnawing you."
by QuacksO January 01, 2020
A ten-year period of employment as a ship's crew-member.
Open-ocean service can indeed be a great career for many people, but if you get seasick easily or are unsteady on yer feet, you might not be able to endure even one deckaide!
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
How overly-strict/proper parents view/label a child's saying a less-than-ultra-polite/dignified greeting/interruption-word.
A child's merely forgetting to use the term, "Excuse me" or "Hello" is hardly a "heynous crime" --- at most, you should just reply, "Hey is for horses", and then be done with it!
by QuacksO October 27, 2023