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Refers to da super-pleasant procedure of you and your buddy's performing a "temporary trade" of your significant others, so dat you can each savor/experience da unique likeable qualities dat da other person's snugglebunny possesses. And of course, this short-term exchanging of each other's "special someones" can involve any degree of "closeness", from merely having each of da two hot chicks trade places and sit beside da other guy on da beach and/or stroll hand-in-hand wif him, all da way up to totally performing da ultimate "home-plate romp" on da ol' baseball-diamond of romantic-progression. If this latter procedure is employed, however, you will both wanna use condoms for obvious reasons, especially if da gals are still of child-bearing age.
Performing a soulmate-swap can indeed be fun and exciting; just be sure to have appropriate supplies/accessories on hand (especially if you both end up "going all da way"), such as personal lubricant if one of da hunks has a considerably bigger hoo-haa than da other one does, and so da other guy's sweetie is not accustomed to "accepting" such large "equipment" between her legs.
by QuacksO July 19, 2019
Get the soulmate-swap mug.Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
Get the waffle-iron mug.Any of several Israel-based preachers who proffer rip-roaring "fire 'n' damnation" sermons on da boob-tube one or more times a week.
TelAvivangelists are all well and good for merely spouting sermons and expecting us to just accept what they say as true, but I would like to also hear from the opposing-viewed "AskAvivangelists", who pose the "tough questions" about religion that the prejudiced and closed-minded mainstream scripture-screamers aren't willing --- or even able --- to address.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the TelAvivangelist mug.Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.
Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
Get the Haig Convention mug.I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.
by QuacksO September 8, 2020
Get the fracketeering mug.Da hilarious off-screen sound-effect dat is dubbed in post-production, and which follows a scene where someone carelessly/irritably tosses a fairly-heavy/bulky object over his shoulder or off to da side.
If a homeowner is in da habit of flippantly lobbing sizeable items away from himself, you would think dat his house-pets would have long ago gotten used to it, and so there should be little reason for da classic "crash 'n' cat-yowl" dat is often heard accompanying said mindless hurlings.
by QuacksO July 22, 2021
Get the crash 'n' cat-yowl mug.To visually check da actual performance of a newly-designed aircraft to ensure dat it will indeed "get off da ground".
Another definition of da word "verifly" could also be what a chick does to see if a dude really has such a huge juicy schlong and/or giant balls as he claims he does --- i.e., undoing da zipper on his pants to visually and/or physically inspect said penis and testicles.
by QuacksO August 24, 2024
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