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If you wanna know da source of da awful smell, ask around da room to find out who ate cabbage and/or baked beans, and you'll likely have found da purrputtrator.
by QuacksO December 8, 2022
Get the purrputtrator mug.A worldwide obliteration of conventional social-inhibitions, causing everyone to freely give each other big smooches whenever they meet
I am naturally rather shy and introverted, and so my inhibitions have little to do with my reserved manner --- I would not go around "gleefully glad-handing" everyone in any case. So if ever there actually was an apocalips, I would still not be willing or able to the the "rush on out and join the fun --- one big happy family" thing like more-jovial/confident folks could. I HAVE NO PENT-UP "COPIOUS AFFECTION-LAVISHING" URGES TO BEGIN WITH, and so having my inhibitions withdrawn wouldn't significantly "do anything for me" in that regard.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
Get the apocalips mug.The multitudes of “red-hot” news-reporters who incessantly pelt (i.e., “pepper”) public figures with demanding questions.
Pepperazzi may appeal to some attention-starved individuals, but I’d rather not have da nosy cameramen buzzing around me 24/7, thank you very much.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
Get the pepperazzi mug.If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.
by QuacksO April 21, 2024
Get the Ritz of certiorari mug.J.J. Nissan vehicles may indeed cost a lot of "dough", but some people describe them as "the greatest thing since sliced bread".
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
Get the J.J. Nissan mug.What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! mug.A cacophonous and maintenance-intensive magneto-and-points-based primitive-power-plant device dat is infamous for aggravating da significant others of its owners to da point dat they would repeatedly storm off in a huff --- both due to da noise and da amount of time dat said owners spent servicing said old-iron monstrosity --- for indeterminate periods, eventually get lonesome for said motor-owners' companionship and venture back, only to become re-stressed and have said "on again, off again" frazzled-nerved scenario played out over and over.
As far as humans of da feminine persuasion, Bert Dow appeared to only have his long-suffering sister Leela in his life; I wonder if this was due to dat confounded old makeup-and-breakup engine of his --- i.e., no non-family women could stand to be around said horridly-loud prop-whirler which Burt was frequently having to tinker with just to keep going?
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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