Definitions by QuacksO
Father Dioreo
A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.
Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!
Father Dioreo by QuacksO June 22, 2023
grewsome
Describes do horrid or grisly nature of a creature dat is due to its having become noticeably larger than da last time it was seen.
attempted mordor
Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.
Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"
attempted mordor by QuacksO June 21, 2023
Maine's "sheep town"
Or "you gotta pronounce it right" town --- to truly "talk Yankee" or "speak like a real Mainuh", you don't call it "BAR HARBOR" (by-da-dictionary speakers are looked at funny here) or "BAY HAYBUH" or "BUH HUHBUH" --- it's "BAAH HAAHBAH"!
Woolwich, Maine might also be jokingly called Maine's "sheep town", but I was referrin' to Baah Haahbah.
Maine's "sheep town" by QuacksO June 21, 2023
ratribution
Refers to da getting-even actions taken by either a cousin-of-da-hamster rodent against a human for trying to trap him, or by a human against said whiskered varmint for whatever destructive actions dat said human suffered at da greedy clawed little hands of said long-whiskered marauder.
Hippie's beloved furry white shoulder-dwelling buddy (or rather --- in recognition/deference to its dedicated-to-details owner's frequent, "It's a SHE!" gender-assertion/correction --- "buddyESS") might have felt like taking ratribution against Ensign Monk for using him --- I mean, I mean, HER --- as a "guinea pig" for da breathing-fluid demonstration.
ratribution by QuacksO June 20, 2023
rhettaliation
Gone With The Wind is chock-full of sordid drama and intrigue; many of the tale's characters behave very selfishly and irresponsibly, and are appallingly vengeful whenever things don't go their way. So to lessen my own chances of encountering "rhettaliation" from arrogant folks like this; I try my best to always behave myself and not offend anyone.
rhettaliation by QuacksO June 20, 2023
armed robbery
Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
armed robbery by QuacksO June 20, 2023