QuacksO's definitions
Da opposite of "galavanting", this word refers to da act of either one or more male travelers' hittin' da hiking-trails, or one or more cool chicks' traveling extensively in search of hot hunks to date.
If a GUY goes GALavanting in search of a sweet-faced blinky-eyed soulmate, and he meets a GAL who's currently GUYAVANTING herself, they both might possibly have found what they were looking for right then and there!
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
Get the guyavantingmug. I don't think much of da Bible, anyway, so it wouldn't matter to me if someone quoted "scripture" or "blockture" to me --- da content is still all da same intolerably stupid/offensive/hypocritical crap, no matter what da typeface.
by QuacksO March 3, 2021
Get the blockturemug. Another form of dat disgusterous chick-pea-dip goo dat takes da supposed enjoyment of it to a new level, in dat you would actually "warble words" instead of just "hum" while eating it.
I don't even like hummus, so "singgus" would be totally outta da question as a meal-choice for yours truly!
by QuacksO January 1, 2024
Get the singgusmug. The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the sticker-shockmug. What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".
If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.
by QuacksO April 10, 2019
Get the Hebrewed beveragemug. A bean-counting "supervisor from Hell" who obsessively reminds his warehouse/store staff about "zeroing the scales" prior to weighing dry goofs.
Health-foods store employee: My boss frequently reminds me about resetting the electronic scale's digital counter every few hours, but I don't really view him as a tare-orrist... I know he means well (i.e., he cares enough about his customers to ensure that they get the full amount of product that they paid for, as well as not wanting to lose money himself by over-measuring), plus I also tend to be forgetful, and so his repeated refreshing of the idea in my mind enables me to make fewer dispensing mistakes.
by QuacksO December 15, 2019
Get the tare-orristmug. Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.
To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
Get the love-seatmug.