QuacksO's definitions

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

investigaiter

A detective who checks out yer protective ankle-wear for possible evidence.

I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.

by QuacksO December 10, 2024

womens rea

What a female criminal possesses when intentionally committing an act dat she knows is a "big no-no" in da eyes of Johnny Law.

Womens rea is definitely what infamous villainesses like Bonnie Parker and Carmen Santiago possessed when committing their atrocious crimes.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

Pryority

A top-importance goal or theme regarding a famous African-American actor-comedian.

If you're gonna write a social-studies report on mid-to-late-20th-century American entertainment, including significant reference to Black performers should be a top "Pryority".

by QuacksO June 4, 2021

Saulitary confinement

What you'd likely find yourself in if you go hot-headedly throwing spears at your fellow leaders.

I never could understand why dat temperish javelin-chucking dude in da Bible wasn't thrown into Saulitary confinement for his treasonous murder-attempts... didn't they have a proper concept of justice back then????

by QuacksO February 12, 2020

SS, DDD

What a plastic-surgeon sighingly/shruggingly grumbles if you ask him how things are going --- i.e., nothing special to report; just more of da usual "make a gal's tits either bigger or smaller" routine.

If more unhappy-with-their-flat-chests chicks would just practice da famous "applied cream and incantation" routine --- i.e., rub da medicated lotion on yer chest while chanting, "Scooby-dooby-doobies; I want bigger boobies!" --- a lot fewer attractiveness-enhancing specialists would have to admit, "SS, DDD" when queried regarding their most-recent work-period.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

kincentive

Nepotism.

Trying to mooch off your rich uncle can be tough; an often-effective kincentive is to plaintively remind said "loaded" elder dat you are of his own flesh and blood.

by QuacksO March 30, 2023