Da infamous India-born author whose literary works were of such "fishy" content dat it "spawned" a firestorm of controversy --- many of his fellow Muslims weren't overly thrilled with his less-than-pious viewpoints.
Salmon Rushdie surely got himself into a major "kettle of fish" when he penned his infamous "Satanic Verses" book --- thanks to a lot of irate supporters of Islam, he felt like he was "up to his gills" in trouble.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
A loan-shark's "percentage extra" quote which is so outrageously exorbitant that you incredulously reply, "You serious?!"
In one of comedian-duo Bob 'n' Ray's "Garish Summit" episodes, mob-boss Harold W. Bigg grumblingly opines that the 50% "preferred borrowers" interest-rate that they've been allowing Caldwell Merchfield is too low now that Caldwell has been promoted to a higher-paying job at his family's lead-mining business; Mr. Bigg now feels that an even more userious interest-rate might be in order.
by QuacksO October 09, 2020
A "past-heavenly" action --- comparable to a horseshoe-pillow neck-cradle --- to perform wif a hot chick; it involves nestling her against you while you're taking a shower together, and then dreamily holding each other in a loving embrace so dat da heated shower-water soothingly cascades down onto both of you at once.
Marshmallow-hearted stud: I love sharing a warm-waterfall clasp wif Tiffany; da prob is dat --- just like in da cases of a pillow-talk or a horseshoe-pillow neck-cradle --- it's hard for me to stay awake, since her ample warm soft chest-pillowz super-relax me and make me feel drowsy and contented. We therefore wait to do it till we're done bathing and are ready to towel off anyway, so dat we can then just sleepily step outta da shower and head straight to da bedroom, lie down naked, and doze off in each other's arms.
by QuacksO July 14, 2023
I was offered a position with da town leaders in a large Nebraska city, but I am a very progressive-thinking person, so "No thanks, Ohmaha"! :P
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
A plant of the endangered species Pedicularis furbishiae which has been carefully dug up, potted and transported to the sunny shelter of a greenhouse to help it grow bigger and stronger, and then re-planted in its original spot back in the wild.
Now that so many refurbished lousewort plants have been re-introduced into the coastal woodlands of Maine and New Brunswick, there are more of the lovely yellow cat's-paw-like blossoms for folks to enjoy.
by QuacksO October 04, 2019
A "sending this person your way for better results" recommendation regarding someone who is good at rolling up flags.
After I volunteered to help a local-business-owner friend to take down and neatly stow da outdoor decorations at a big open-house shindig dat he'd hosted earlier in da day, he gave everyone else in town a refurral to me as someone who was diligently careful and tidy about removing colorful wind-flapper fabrics and packing them away, and so I got calls practically 24/7 from these other folks, requesting me to go and roll up their banners, as well!
by QuacksO April 01, 2024
Tim Da Toolman built a new house in an attempt to prove how professional a handyman he was, but stuff kept falling off and coming loose right and left when it was being inspected afterwards, and so this showed that Tim had not actually done a very good job with his fitting and attaching; most likely the house's latches and hinges hadn't been secured very well, either, and so the doorability of those installations was probably questionable, also.
by QuacksO February 01, 2022