QuacksO's definitions

Barbaray Coast

A seaside area in Northern Africa in which a majority of the Native women are named Barbara.

If you're comfy with interracial marriage and would like to have a wife named Barbara, there are plenty of chocolate-complexioned cuties with that name on the Barbaray Coast who are currently "looking".

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

mixed messages

Confusing texts dat you send to others while you're drunk off your a** from imbibing mixed drinks.

If someone is "out on da town" for a night of hitting all da pibs, it might be good to turn off your cell phone and/or disregard any texts from said imbiber till sometime da next day, since he'll likely be sending you mixed messages during that period.

by QuacksO March 21, 2019

derelicktion of duty

Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.

A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!

by QuacksO December 2, 2024

karatid artery

One of da veins in yer neck dat supplies da heavier-than-normal blood-flow needed for exceptional strength 'n' stamina when performing assorted hollering hand-chops and screaming scissor-kicks.

By da time a martial-arts performer receives a black belt, his karatid artery system will likely have developed into top form.

by QuacksO August 18, 2021

vaudevillain

Someone who "plays da bad guy" during a multi-act stage-show.

In "Huckleberry Finn", da King and da Duke were both just "regular rapscallions" who were out to cheat their audience-members, and so one could indeed accurately describe them as real "vaudevillains".

by QuacksO April 5, 2020

SIGnificant

Or inSIGnificant, depending on what you're meaning. Refers to how important/relevant a military-grade firearm is to a matter under discussion.

For someone who loves hunting and/or target-practice, finding a SIGnificant other can be a bit challenging, since not everyone in da dating-pool is comfy with a guns-'n'-ammo lifestyle.

by QuacksO February 14, 2021

bwrongchitis

Refers to the assorted loud hacking and wheezing that you engage in when someone suggests/performs an act that you disapprove of.

Having an acute attack of bwrongchitis can indeed be a bit painful and exhausting, but it is often much more palatable and/or socially-acceptable than verbally chewing out the misbehaver, plus it more-humorously/harmlessly expresses your strong displeasure with his choice of actions.

by QuacksO May 16, 2019