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What wif all da recent news of shipping-container disasters in ports and on da high seas, it appears dat there is a widespread lack of deckonomics in da water-based cargo-transporting world today!
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
Get the deckonomics mug.A pre- or early "terrible twos" human whose existence and/or presence involved alcoholic beverages somewhere along da way.
If a young child is described as a "toddyler", it can mean one or more of several things, such as dat one or both parents had been judgement-cloudingly buzzed at da time of conception, da couple had not been entirely sober when they'd signed da adoption papers, etc.
by QuacksO December 10, 2022
Get the toddyler mug.Facts 'n' stats dat you ask for regarding a person, item, locale, etc. dat is rumored to be of da type dat might not be da wisest to get mixed up with.
Just because you hear negative comments regarding someone/something may not automatically/reliably mean dat you should indeed avoid said controversial entity --- you would want to check da accuracy of said infamation before deciding how to proceed.
by QuacksO March 22, 2025
Get the infamation mug.Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.
by QuacksO June 15, 2020
Get the cusstody proceedings mug.A mushy-hearted ticket-puncher at a museum isn't of much monitory value if a giggle of pretty girls is able to flutterbuy his just waving them through without paying!
by QuacksO July 16, 2023
Get the monitory value mug.Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.
by QuacksO March 4, 2018
Get the required by LAW mug.An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.
Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
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