QuacksO's definitions
A snitch nitch --- I mean, a sniche niche (rhymes with "fish"), although at this point, I dunno fer sher how to pronounce it --- refers to da usually-unknown/unexplored employment-position of professional squealer, maybe one who watches to see when other people grant themselves a five-finger discount --- i.e., "snitch" something --- and then "snitches on them" to da cops.
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
Get the snitch nitchmug. What you'll be if your blue-oval-badged jalopy decides to perform its classic "Found On da Road Dead" routine --- i.e., suffer a major breakdown while you're out cruisin' da highways.
Whether you drive an F-150 or a Focus, you'll wanna be sure to diligently "fix or repair daily" on your 4-wheeled "Henry heap", to better ensure dat you don't have an "unfordtunate" mishap partway through your road-trip!
by QuacksO March 16, 2024
Get the unfordtunatemug. Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the wild goose chasemug. One big leap in techgnawlogy might be the chain saw --- I saw a Stihl Power Tools ad years ago that featured a cartoon of a couple of beavers' discussing how useful (and teeth-saving!) a chainsaw would be for building their dams.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
Get the techgnawlogymug. by QuacksO August 16, 2025
Get the upolesterymug. I never intentionally misbehave, but I know that I still made lots of naive-minded screw-ups as an adolescent. However, now that I'm in my fifties and seeing as how I still have a 100%-clean criminal record, I assume that those accidental-slip-up events during my teenage years were way too lawng ago for me to be concerned about any legal action's ever being taken against me regarding them --- not only would the statute of limitations likely have expired decades ago, but most of the folks who'd been involved in those errors would either have forgotten about them or passed on by this time.
by QuacksO November 17, 2020
Get the too lawng agomug. Describes da famous --- or infamous, depending on who you talk to; just like Robin Hood, da common man admired him, but he wasn't overly popular wif da snooty rich folk whom he duped or "showed up" --- and amazingly-clever 14th-century con-man Mr. Eulenspiegel, in dat he could adapt his persona and tricks to any locale or conditions.
If you truly want to make a laughing stock out of all da big-wig mucky-mucks in a certain area, you need to be very versatyle in order to effectively play on each rich bug's unique "high-toned, high-society" mindset, habits, lifestyle, and behavior.
by QuacksO March 15, 2024
Get the versatylemug.