QuacksO's definitions

dynosaur

An ancient reptile dat used electricity to disable its prey.

I wonder if da electric eel evolved from dynosaurs?

by QuacksO January 14, 2022

doobyous

Unsure of whether using Mary Jane is such a wise idea.

It's a scientific fact dat cannabis can indeed be helpful for certain medical ailments, but I still feel very doobyous about freely allowing just anyone to use it.

by QuacksO September 29, 2022

f.a.r.t.

Stands for Flatulence Anger-Release Technique, and refers to da practice of consciously "directing" or "transferring" your anger into a bubble of gas right before "letting 'er rip", so dat you are symbolically "expelling" said bottled-up hotly-negative emotions in a totally harmless manner by merely breaking wind rather than actually verbally and/or physically lashing out whenever you're excessively upset/frustrated.

If Madea had practiced da "f.a.r.t." instead of erupting into violence whenever she was upset or outraged, both she and everyone around her would likely have had a more peaceable and less-stressful existence.

by QuacksO August 17, 2022

fewgitive

Someone who's run off from Johnny Law, but not dat many folks actually care all dat much.

If you'd left da area after merely failing to appear in court over a minor traffic violation, you would likely be considered just a fewgitive.

by QuacksO November 16, 2023

rowbust

Da physical condition dat a sculling competitor has to be in.

I love being on da water, but I detest noisy outboards and I've never been very rowbust, so I use an electric trolling-motor for quiet-and-effortless tootling around da lake.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

avocadate

A taste-buds-impaired health-food hippie who touts da main ingredient in guacamole.

I basically have a stainless-steel stomach, but even I cannot stand da yucky taste and totally-gross texture of those pebbly-black-skinned fruits with their revolting pale-green flesh --- to me, anyone who's an avocadate should have his head examined!

by QuacksO July 21, 2021

quadruple-h introduction

Refers to a moderately-forward method of getting to know someone dat involves your smilingly clasping and cordially retaining one or both of da hands of said "new" individual, prompting him to eventually turn to da third person who presumably had intended to verbally introduce da two of you and meekly inquire, "And who do I Have da Honor of Holding da Hand of?"

Employing da quadruple-h introduction technique can indeed be cuddly and delightful, especially if you want to help da other person feel comfy wif both your closeness and your making savoring/affectionate physical contact wif various parts of his body, such as if you'd subsequently like to massage his feet, rub his back, hold him in yer lap, etc. Depending on specifically how da person words his nonplussed-but-courteous "who is this?" query, you could also jokingly refer to said initial-interaction event as a "quintuple-h introduction" (such as if he asks, "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding Hands wif me?") or even a "sextuple-h introduction" ("Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Hold my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Holding Hands wif me?"). Caution to my female viewers, though --- beware of gigglingly referring to said meeting using dis latter term if da new person is a normal eager-to-meet-da-delectable-ladies guy, though, as said hot-in-da-crotch stud could easily misinterpret da meaning of said made-up term, and thus da three of you could end up lying-flat-and-nearly-comatose on da floor five minutes later, wif him sporting a totally-limp-'n'-exhausted lulu, and da two of you moaning and panting in post-orgasmic breathlessness, and wif copiously-dripping coochies and kneading-numbed titties from said eager joyful dude's huge warm thirsting paws having thoroughly been all over dem.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025