While it's true dat "the truth Hertz" when you read or hear about it in da news, I am still glad to be informed of their shady shenanigans.
by QuacksO December 02, 2021
Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.
Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.
by QuacksO July 09, 2021
Barefoot girl, seeing her boyfriend's cock majorly "leap to attention" and swell out the front of his shorts: Hey, take it easy, Babe --- all I did was stretch my legs and flex my toes after my nap! Isn't dat a bit of an overrerection there?
Guy: Sorry, sweet cheex, but I can't help it --- you gots such lovely flexible-jointed tootsies dat it always makes me super-horny whenever you manipulate 'em like dat! In fact, I'm actually about to lose control and mess my underpants!
Girl: Oh, my! Well, whoq-whoa-whoa --- don't waste all of that tasty creamy man-milk by just cumming in your clothes! {hastily yanks down her guy's shorts to expose his raging hard-on that sways and bounces around from being suddenly freed from said fabric-confines} Let me relieve da pressure wif my mouth before you explode there, and then you can savoringly massage my feet afterwards!
Guy: Sorry, sweet cheex, but I can't help it --- you gots such lovely flexible-jointed tootsies dat it always makes me super-horny whenever you manipulate 'em like dat! In fact, I'm actually about to lose control and mess my underpants!
Girl: Oh, my! Well, whoq-whoa-whoa --- don't waste all of that tasty creamy man-milk by just cumming in your clothes! {hastily yanks down her guy's shorts to expose his raging hard-on that sways and bounces around from being suddenly freed from said fabric-confines} Let me relieve da pressure wif my mouth before you explode there, and then you can savoringly massage my feet afterwards!
by QuacksO January 17, 2025
Corporate greed of Johns-Manville et al caused them to blatantly disregard the extreme hazards of asworstas.
by QuacksO October 20, 2024
A sudden and widespread "firestorm" of cash-seeking litigation following a major disturbance in the political/social/economic "weather".
Once it is shown that a certain medication or other publicly-distributed product is unsafe or not properly tested, it generally sparks a veritable tsuenami of court-cases.
by QuacksO March 08, 2019
What a cutie-chick receives when nestling her head between two nice guys' warm fuzzy chests during a group-canoodle.
The symphony of a stereo-heartbeat hug is one of the most heavenly sounds in the world for a gal to hear, and is very easy and simple to experience --- just smilingly offer two friendly dudes a group-hug, and then lean yer head over in front when they obligingly cuddle up on either side of ya, so dat ya can press yer ears against their hearts.
by QuacksO December 19, 2018
A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
by QuacksO September 09, 2018