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Usurpico

A little-known but highly-influential knight in the Middle Ages who fought to end wide-spread corruption and conspiracies among fellow royal protectors who wished to wrest control from their present kings.
The Donald has behaved so deplorably as Prez dat I doubt he'll find very many modern-day Usurpicos who would truly feel much inclination to prevent his impeachment.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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speecies

A sub-group of living creatures dat urinates a lot.
Dudes who love their beer are a speecies all of their own.
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
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mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.
Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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not Ghana happen

Da "accurate 'n' actual" prediction regarding da supposed romance dat's been promised to blossom between you and a hot chick from West Africa if you'll just Western Union her some cash or send her a steam card.
Oh, but she says dat she's only overseas temporarily, but will be moving back to da states very soon to be with you forever --- not Ghana happen!
by QuacksO February 6, 2024
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forjury

A phony court sentence supposedly handed down by a "committee of your peers".
Claiming to have been acquitted by a group of seated mannequins is nothing but a forjury.
by QuacksO June 9, 2023
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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 8, 2022
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Humeiliation

What former NASCAR legend Donny felt if he lost a race due to an easily-avoidable error.
I prefer to just drive regular passenger vehicles at moderate speeds on the highway instead of juiced-up speed-machines in the Windy-500, so I should never have any problems with Humeiliation.
by QuacksO January 13, 2022
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