Definitions by QuacksO
absaulutely
I cannot for da life of me understand how playing lovely music would cause someone to feel so absaulutely incensed dat he would wanna murder da musician. Good music has da total-opposite effect on me; I feel much MORE calm, not to mention immensely grateful to da musicians for favoring me wif their sweet melodies.
absaulutely by QuacksO August 20, 2023
absoulutely
You can talk morality to a con-man till you're blue in da face, but it will make absoulutely no difference to him "deep down" --- once an ay-hole, always --- well, you get da idea.
absoulutely by QuacksO August 20, 2023
ledgeitimate
Due to his own careless incompetence, Sergeant Snorkel has ledgeitimate concerns when it comes to his habitually ending up hanging from a tree over a yawning abyss.
ledgeitimate by QuacksO August 20, 2023
fantasy RPG game
A recreational activity where you get to pretend dat you're launching shoulder-fired rockets at assorted targets.
Anytime I get so mad dat I wanna go knock someone's block off, I indulge in a fantasy RPG game for half an hour, and secretly visualize da game's enemy targets dat go up in huge fireballs as being da people I'm mad at; this helps me calm down like nobody's business.
fantasy RPG game by QuacksO August 20, 2023
confiskate
What your parents or legal guardians do if you misbehave regarding your wheeled footwear, such as going too fast, riding in off-limits areas, making damaging tracks in your playing-surfaces, leaving your blades outdoors instead of bringing them in out of the weather, not keeping them cleaned and oiled, etc.
I made a list of da rules dat da rec hall requires its members to follow when using da rink, and I carefully review said list both before and after I play there, to better ensure dat I don't get my loaned toys confiskated.
confiskate by QuacksO August 20, 2023
highbawling
What a loudly-vocal youngster engages in while "puttin' da pedal to da metal" trying to elude a pursuing grownup with a spoon or syringe full of medicine, forkful of yucky-tasting vegetable, bath sponge, or other undesirable object dat's intended for his supposed benefit, but which he desires no part of.
Taking da soft approach to parenting --- and seeking more-palatable alternatives --- can gently ease your little ones into accepting necessary unpleasantries like nap-time or schooling, greatly reducing da occasions when they may feel dat highbawling is required.
highbawling by QuacksO August 19, 2023